EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:42 PM |
If you see a bike or dirt bike in a store take it to the cashier like you're going to buy it. Wheel it secretly and act like you just came in from the door. Then ask the cashier if you can return it. He/she will most likely say something like "You need to have a receipt to return it" Then you say "Oh ok, thanks" then leave with it
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Mitko0o1
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:43 PM |
instructions unclear
got myself stuck in prison |
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:45 PM |
"got myself stuck in prison"
You cant get arrested because it was just "A customer wanting to return a purchased item" :)
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Mitko0o1
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ranaldo10
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:47 PM |
dont you get paperwork when u buy a dirt bike
I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Kᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ Wᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴜᴍs ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ﹐ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs. |
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:48 PM |
"dont you get paperwork when u buy a dirt bike"
Don't know, never "Bought" one... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:49 PM |
I just told my parents I bought it
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fil123456
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:51 PM |
You have to be slick. Try stealing smaller things first.
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Hearsay
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:51 PM |
>alarms by the door go off >cameras see you going out the door with stolen merchandise >police show up at your house |
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:52 PM |
Like get a big book flip 3 pages and cut out a big square in the paper then put glue and put foil on it. Also glue foil to the top. Then you can steal small things like phones and knives. Put it in the cut out square then close the book and walk off. The foil deactivates the beeping system.
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:53 PM |
"alarms by the door go off"
The alarm only goes off if they put the special device on the thing you steal
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Hearsay
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:54 PM |
| itt: literally stealing kitchen knives from walmart |
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:55 PM |
"itt: literally stealing kitchen knives from walmart"
Or 200-300 pocket knives..
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:57 PM |
200-300 dollar pocket knives*
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:58 PM |
Here are some I stole a couple days ago
/lKzV03f /xOb7hWe /J6Fsszt
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 03:11 PM |
Supermarkets have bad security after all.
I'm not here |
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EvilPope
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Hearsay
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ranaldo10
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| 08 Mar 2016 03:24 PM |
If you need to steal pocket knifes you have a reallllyyyy sad life.
I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Kᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ Wᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴜᴍs ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ﹐ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs. |
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 06:58 PM |
"If you need to steal pocket knifes you have a reallllyyyy sad life." Whats so sad about having fun once in a while? Who said I NEEDED to do it
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EvilPope
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| 08 Mar 2016 07:12 PM |
I find it sad that you literally bought useless virtual pixels.
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ranaldo10
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| 09 Mar 2016 02:40 PM |
"I find it sad that you literally bought useless virtual pixels." what r you wearing then
I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Kᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ Wᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴜᴍs ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ﹐ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs. |
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