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| 07 Mar 2016 07:54 PM |
Father, the hour has come; glorify thy Son that the Son may glorify thee, since thou hast given him power over all flesh, to give eternal life to all whom thou hast given him. And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent. I glorified thee on earth, having accomplished the work which thou gavest me to do; and now, Father, glorify thou me in thy own presence with the glory which I had with thee before the world was made. I have manifested thy name to the men whom thou gavest me out of the world; thine they were, and thou gavest them to me, and they have kept thy word. Now they know that everything that thou hast given me is from thee; for I have given them the words which thou gavest me, and they have received them and know in truth that I came from thee; and they have believed that thou didst send me.
I am praying for them; I am not praying for the world but for those whom thou hast given me, for they are thine; all mine are thine, and thine are mine, and I am glorified in them. And now I am no more in the world, but they are in the world, and I am coming to thee.
Holy Father, keep them in thy name, which thou hast given me that they may be one, even as we are one. While I was with them, I kept them in thy name, which thou hast given me; I have guarded them, and none of them is lost but the son of perdition, that the scripture might be fulfilled. But now I am coming to thee; and these things I speak in the world, that they may have my joy fulfilled in themselves.
I have given them thy word; and the world has hated them because they are not of the world, even as I am not of the world, I do not pray that thou shouldst take them out of the world, but that thou shouldst keep them from the evil one, They are not of the world, even as I am not of the world. Sanctify them in the truth; thy word is truth. As thou didst send me into the world, so I have sent them into the world. And for their sake I consecrate myself, that they also may be consecrated in truth.
I do not pray for these only, but also for those who believe in me through their word, that they may all be one; even as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be in us, so that the world may believe that thou hast sent me, The glory which thou hast given me I have given to them, that they may be one even as we are one, I in them and thou in me, that they may become perfectly one, so that the world may know that thou hast sent me and hast loved them even as thou hast loved me. Father I desire that they also whom thou hast given me may be with me where I am, to behold my glory which thou hast given me in thy love for me before the foundation of the world. O righteous Father the world has not known thee but I have known thee; and these know that thou hast sent me. I made known to them thy name and I will make it known that the love with which thou hast loved me may be in them and I in them. |
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Whycat225
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| 07 Mar 2016 07:54 PM |
tl:dr
take me to church i'll worship at the church and the churchity church you can churchity church ill churchity church |
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Digtzy
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| 07 Mar 2016 07:54 PM |
| i can't tell if this is a joke or not |
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dualroxas
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| 07 Mar 2016 07:56 PM |
maybe if we pray real hard we'll not get a devent this year
here I go:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GAH GAH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
you heard it here folks, the lard will save us from a devent. |
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| 07 Mar 2016 07:58 PM |
O Mighty Lord Satan, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms and place myself unreservedly under thy all powerful protection. Comfort me and deliver me from all of the hindrances and snares of those who wish to harm me, both seen and unseen. Visit justice and vengeance upon those who seek my destruction. Render them powerless and devastated. Direct their malice to return upon them tenfold and to destroy them who would resent my being. Fill my soul with thy invincible power, strengthen me, that I may persevere in my service, and act as an agent of thy works and a vessel of thy will. This I ask in your name, almighty and ineffable Lord Satan who liveth and reigneth forevermore. Ave Satanas
might as well pray to satan since i know im going to hell
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MemeChild
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| 07 Mar 2016 07:58 PM |
hail satan
Human... It was nice to meet you... 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞 *pulls out giant red fork* |
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| 07 Mar 2016 07:59 PM |
Sing with me brothers and sisters
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4 |
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| 07 Mar 2016 08:00 PM |
Maybe you should make it shorter. Like: Dear God, You're a swell guy, love ya man. A'men
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| 28 Mar 2016 12:35 PM |
"maybe if we pray real hard we'll not get a devent this year
here I go:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GAH GAH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
you heard it here folks, the lard will save us from a devent."
the lord has answered your prayer |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:30 PM |
"IL girls don't kill me"
God loves girls too |
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itsZy
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:31 PM |
https://youtu.be/ZQoJvI8XUa0
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Noochy
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:32 PM |
Dear god;
I know I can't be redeemed, but go easy on me, huh? Thanks.
Your Pal,
Inkswell
Vote El Presidente, or else. http://www.roblox.com/Satisfied-item?id=377910089 |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:32 PM |
GOD ISNT REAL
~ supermushroom8: banned for seven more days ~ |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:35 PM |
"GOD ISNT REAL"
You will burn, no doubt |
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pizza218
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:36 PM |
papa bless, that all saints will walk the earth with bobo the dorito diaper bandit, dropping doritos everywhere they go
🕒it's time to stop🕒 _ [if you're reading this, it was sent from my pc] |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:36 PM |
"HAIL SATAN"
Have fun down there |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:38 PM |
| Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:38 PM |
Dear Almighty Lord. Please help me get some friends and a social life. Thanks, Amen.
*Tips visor* |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:41 PM |
| We don't want no devils in the house, God. We want the lord. And that's it! Hallej- hand over Satan. Jesus praise the Lord. Hallelujah, God. |
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