BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:13 PM |
Oh no! Swag Land is being invaded by a bunch of orcs from the west!!! What will you do? The great king Swag Daddy has called for all able-bodied citizens to help fight in the war.
Swagshire, the nation’s capital, is in the delta of the Swag river, which springs from the Great Swag Mountain. There are legends of Midgets living in a town called Swaggen way up high near the top.
North of Swag Land is Swag Island, which is an ally of Swag Land.
Southwest of the Swag River you can find the Classy plains, full of barbarians called the Classites. Some Classites have decided to live in actual cities, but they can be discriminated against.
South of the plains is the town of Smellton, which is smelly from all the BO of the orcs to the west.
---------------------------- Map: http://www.roblox.com/Swag-Land-Map-item?id=377369854 ---------------------------- You can make a character like this:
Name: Class (Swag-wizard, Swag-Warrior, Swag-Ranger, or make one up! (I have to approve it): Home Town: Job: Ethnicity (Swaggite, Swag Islander, or Classite): Bio (make this as detailed as you want):
For examble here is mine:
Name: Biggle Class: Swag-wizard Home Town: Swa'giki Job: Cake Maker Ethnicity: Swag Islander Bio: I was born in poverty in the outskirts of Swa'giki, but I was took in by the great wizard Coolio. He taught me his ways, and I found his lessons useful, but boring. I always wanted to be a baker, so I used the magic he taught me to enchant some bread and make the best food ever. |
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:18 PM |
| YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHARACTER FIRST YOU DEGENERATE |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:25 PM |
Name: mattybraps Class (Swag-wizard, Swag-Warrior, Swag-Ranger, or make one up! (I have to approve it): swag rapper Home Town: matty b raps home world Job: matty b rapper Ethnicity (Swaggite, Swag Islander, or Classite): swaggite Bio (make this as detailed as you want): matty b raps
@lettuce ur edge is too sharp im very intimidated
http://www.roblox.com/Dog-by-Glamour-Undertale-item?id=349468282 WOOF woof |
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:28 PM |
Name: geo (my oc do not steal) Class (Swag-wizard, Swag-Warrior, Swag-Ranger, or make one up! (I have to approve it): can I please be a swag-seal-warrior but if not I will settle for swag-warrior Home Town: swaggia-iceberggia Job: town fisherlady/antisocial Ethnicity (Swaggite, Swag Islander, or Classite): swag islander Bio (make this as detailed as you want): she was raised by seals until one day a tragedy happened and a ship hit icebrgia and it sank. the girl was able to swim to shore but then she realized she was dirt broke so she caught her own fish to eat and she's mostly just a hermit now.
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:32 PM |
I go to my shop's window and yell
"hello anybody want some magic cake"
then i cast a spell and control everyones minds so they buy my bread |
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Reithe
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:33 PM |
Name: Young Barack Obama Class: A normal member of society Home Town: Who cares? Ethnicity: Secret German reptile Bio: He's Barack Obama and he lives in the barracks in Vietnam |
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:34 PM |
(ooc)
oh btw mettaton sorry this is in a fantasy setting and there is no rapping
georg, i dont see why you couldnt be a seal (as long as when you get upset you start barking and slapping people with your flippers!) :^D |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:35 PM |
"no i do not want to buy ur stupid bread my magic negates ur bread powers u dumb fart" said mattybraps" then matty sings this http://www.roblox.com/my-pumps-item?id=302254609
http://www.roblox.com/Dog-by-Glamour-Undertale-item?id=349468282 WOOF woof |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:36 PM |
fine how about matty b raps is a singer bcuz they have that in medivil temes
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:39 PM |
"aaaahgughgughgu what is this horrible sound, you vile demon!!!!"
(ooc) you can be a bard |
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:41 PM |
| I get the sudden urge to go buy some bread, but then I realize im dirt broke so I go and decide to try to sell the fish I catch. however, nobody wants to buy fish with teethmarks in it. im walking round the streets when I find a wallet on the ground. I pick up the wallet and seal slither (???) down the street to go buy bread |
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:42 PM |
Name:dank_meming Class (Swag-wizard, Swag-Warrior, Swag-Ranger, or make one up! (I have to approve it):dank_swagger (summoner) Home Town:swagdon Job:annoying people with dank memes Ethnicity (Swaggite, Swag Islander, or Classite): swag islander Bio (make this as detailed as you want):once he saw underscore names were out so he snagged the name!!!!!!!!! |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:42 PM |
"it is music you dumb fart crap farting crapper dumb stupid idiot farter dumb crapper no swag little boy who doeksnt ged money and girls like the matty b raps who is me ha ha you stupid dumb farting crap"
then matty b raps gets a super mega death demon sword from the anime cory in the house and runs towards biggle
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:44 PM |
"hello, seal, what can i do for you today?"
i see the siren running towards me *dodges*
i shoot a never-missing 1 hit kill fireball at the thing
(ooc) dank, i approve |
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:51 PM |
| i put the wallet i found on the table and point to the bread. then, i see that the baker and one other guy are fighting and i sit and watch |
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:53 PM |
| i cast a shield to shield myself from my attacker and levitate some bread into the strange seal's arms. i also levitate the appropriate amount of money into the register |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:53 PM |
mattybraps dies from the fireballs but comes back from the dead as mattybraps ex mattybraps launches his own never-missing 1 hit ko music ball towards biggle
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:54 PM |
| the seal takes the bread she bought and her remaining money then watches the fight from the bakery window |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:56 PM |
uve pissed off mattybraps by disobeying the rules of reality mattybraps summons donald trump to fight u donald trump thinks ur a mexican and starts to build a wall on top of ur shop dividing it into half and killing most of the people insjde
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 07:58 PM |
"nooo! my shop!!"
i try using mind control powers to stump the trump, but alas, i cannot.
i use my powers to teleport me, the living people, and the seal off the island to Swagshire
they are confused but thankful |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 08:00 PM |
"frick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that fricking fricking fricker got away!!!!!!!"
but then mattybraps realized biggleman and matty were the most two powerfulest wizards in town and wtih only matty remaining he can take over the entire town so then matty takes over the entire town, renames it "mattyville" in this new hellish landscape citizens are forced to listen to mattybrap's singing endlessly and aren't allowed to leave mattybraps rules over the entire town, and creates a barrier that negates all magic but his sound magic
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BiggleMan
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| 04 Mar 2016 08:03 PM |
the town cryer races into the plaza and yells
"HEAR YE HEAR YE, SWAG ISLAND'S CAPITAL, SWA'GIKI, HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME LITTLE KID!!"
i think about what i have done and try to teleport back, but i have no mana and cant go there |
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Mettatton
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| 04 Mar 2016 08:12 PM |
mattyb's terrible music is so loud, you can hear it from the island now it sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ2p_ugQykw
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