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| 29 Feb 2016 09:10 PM |
| One of them interesting/funny, somewhat long |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:12 PM |
A roach just crawled across my foot so I spent 10 minutes hunting it down.
The end. |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:13 PM |
| DETAILS, I WANT DETAILSSSSSSS |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:16 PM |
What the heck did you just say about me, you little butt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, butthead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little butt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:18 PM |
http://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=183860602
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:19 PM |
Ok so I'm on my phone in bed checking on LMAD and flaming this Hobag on a wall in a war group when I feel a little tickle on my ankle.
This was no ordinary tickle, but one that feels like a plethora of little legs brushing against my baby soft skin.
Automatically I jump into action and turn on my phone flashlight.
That's when I see it, the foul beast, la cucaracha (I think that's correct in Spanish).
In a stealth like way I slowly get out of the bed, fearing I'd alarm the creature. I slowly make my way over to my weapon (Nike Slides).
As I go to attack the monster, he senses my fear and springs into action, making his way across my room and up a wall.
I give off a battle cry and toss my slide at it, killing the demon upon impact. Reinforcements (my mother) arrived shortly.
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:21 PM |
Once upon a time there was a ugly noob. He was so ugly that everyone died.
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:22 PM |
| Nice autobiography dolfius |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:23 PM |
| @lab I seen that b4 and it gav me a chuckle l0l |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:25 PM |
it always happens to me in class but everyone will get quiet and thats when ill say something loud like "what the heck" or ill almost yell something crazy
ya i get looks and its super awkward for me my friend will be like hitting me n saying shut up |
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LabRabbit
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:26 PM |
Noice, well here is how my day went if ya interested
I woke up this morning afraid... Afraid for my life. I hear gunfire, screams. Before I know it I hear banging on the door. Someone was trying to break in. That's when I grab the gun I kept under my pillow. I countdown until my door swings open. I fire the moment that door opens. I didn't even get a good look at who it was. When I get up to leave I realized... I know this man. It was my father. tears start coming down my face like a waterfall being chase by TLC. I run, get in my car, and head straight to my psychologist. I don't know who else to talk to. I tell him the whole story. He then says, 'You shouldn't be sad, your daddy's still alive' I say, 'what?' That's when he tells me, 'I am your dad' I didn't know if I should've felt happy or sad. Then I blacked out... and when I opened my eyes, he was dead. I had shot him! I had killed my father! I start to hear sirens. I jump back in my car and start driving again. Tears coming my eyes even more. My vision is blurred. Right then an old lady starts to cross the road. I slam on my breaks. I loose control on the car and hit her... An innocent old lady. I get out and run over to her to see she is barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to express how sorry I was. She then says to me quietly, 'I forgive you... son' That's when I realized... this innocent old lady I killed was my dad. Tears come down my face more than ever. I then woke up and the same thing happened again.
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:28 PM |
| Lab, that was amazing 10/10 |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:30 PM |
| Yours was hot, but labs Mmmm das hot |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:32 PM |
Starting casting for the movie tomorrow.
Bigger than the hunger games boii |
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Tigeon
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:34 PM |
ill tell you a story about a man named rory, will i begin it? thats all thats in it
𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 me, did you fall from a shooting star, one without a permanent scar? |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:34 PM |
| Mmmm, once it's done tell me, MORE STORIES |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:35 PM |
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air |
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Tigeon
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:36 PM |
so i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. really, really hot. i kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i thought it was kind of weird, but i accepted. so i stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? i have seen it, but it is weird to explain) anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce. something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down i couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. so i collapsed in a heap on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. then i heard a loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, i was so embarrassed and i looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on so i tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. i couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. my teacher was ad and thought i was just being a freak on the floor, but after a while they realized i wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance so i went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now i'm completely fine so...i never went back to that school*
𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 me, did you fall from a shooting star, one without a permanent scar? |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:36 PM |
ples raite highe
7 years ago a mere babe was born the babe was called shank ban ban he was born in ot his momy was ot and his dady was a gueest he was concevieded in rhs he spent his child hood in ot and was taught importwnt things like grwamer and spellingby the great ot elders he gradutated at the top ofhis class and gaind a specil aciment for it caled 'bc" he got a travler scship and decided to vist lmad while there the big bulies kidnaped him for a wek it was tuff but the otters came to sav him shankbanban liked the culture of lmad when he was kipnapped he decidede to move to lmad shank banban is now a rkonnized autism he also autoher and wrote this
shankbanban here hi lmad stop bulie me i am lmad vyrenn say so thnx vyrenn ur my hero fiue frend- ik u luv me lmad-shankbanban bck beeztchs |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:38 PM |
| Ice, interesting, but next tiem funny! |
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Tigeon
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:40 PM |
wut bout mine
𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 me, did you fall from a shooting star, one without a permanent scar? |
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| 29 Feb 2016 09:41 PM |
Here's a legit story tho
In kindergarden I went to the YMCA program after school and it was around easter time so we had an egg hunt. If you got a shiny egg, you had a chance at the raffle. I mainly wanted the egg for looks however, and I didn't care about the raffle. So my friend Danny and I were hunting but with no luck. We met on a bench and I was like "Man, if only we could find one of those shiny eggs." He said something like "Yeah" And then I look at the bench and in the little crack on the bench I see the egg. I was like "A SHINY EGG!" And he and I both went for it. Luckily I ended up with it and realized that some things are better off unmentioned. |
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