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| 28 Feb 2016 05:42 PM |
I was sitting in the back of class, doodling in my sketch book during a boring math class, and this weird dude in a black suit walks in. He walks up to the teacher and asks for change. And then when she told him to get out he started going to all the students and asking for change, and then the teacher finally pushes him out of the room.
Then about four minutes later the door opens and there's five dudes in the same suit coming in, asking for change, and then we look over to the sound of glass breaking while more dudes in suits climb in through the windows.
At this point I was making darts from pages in my math text book and throwing them into the eyes of the guys in suits, and they stumbled and fell and acted like there was no pain(wtf!?).
Then we started to panic and an announcement came over the speakers that the school was being invaded by hundreds of dudes in suits begging for change.
By now we're being crowded into the back and trying to bash them wit chairs and text books and I'm still throwing paper darts. Eventually I'm reduced to bashing heads with a chair.
Soon I'm facing this fat dude, mk. So I go to bash him in da belly and he explodes in a huge bomb of diarrhea or something else that maybe dyed in him, like a huge family of rats, and we make a break for the windows.
By now we can see that the entire school is over run with dudes in suits asking for change, and we're bashing heads trying to get to the parking lot where there's a bunch of buses, cuz we plan to hot wire a bus to escape.
Then suddenly we get charged by a bunch of more exploding fat things in suits and we realize that all the dudes in suits have like, gray, freaky skin, and that their like, dead, or half dead, or I dunno.
So I get separated from the group and hide in a janitor closet, mk, y'know one of those tinny rooms with cleaning stuff? Ya those rooms. But inside I find a chain saw. I so I run and start sawin these monsters asking for change in half, and I see the group I was a part of being mobbed and torn apart by the dudes in suits asking for change. And theres this really hawt girl I liked in the class and then I see her get ripped in two.
Now I get pissed. Like, reallllllllllllllly pissed. And I start running forward slicing these monster dudes in suits in half, mk.
And then theres yur mum.
Yur mum. And she says:
"WAAAAAAAAAAKE! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
And then I awake to my math teacher dumping a cup full of ice water on my head and that it was all a dream.
But then.
I see a guy with grey skin and a black suit begin opening the door...
(In all honesty should I quit OT at this rate?)
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:45 PM |
*checks date*
what how is this not from 2006 |
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:46 PM |
PFT
Why would this be from 2006? |
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