FishEye18
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| 28 Feb 2016 04:59 PM |
I have yet to be waken up by:
People shaking me. Freight Trains right next to the house. Loud yelling in bar fights. Screaming Meanie alarms. Standard alarms. Five people farting on my face at once. A box of open doughnuts right on my chest. A gal sleep banging me. Yur mum. Earth quakes. Tornadoes. Volcanoes. TNT. Tanks smashing through the house walls. Fog horns. Air horns next to my ears. Justin Beebur music. Bad music in general. My favorite ZZ Top song. OT posts. A fat dude sitting on me. Five chicks placed around me. A kitty jumping up and down on me.
Yup. I cannot wake up unless I want to. |
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MiKeLBR
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| Joined: 04 Oct 2011 |
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:00 PM |
| I absolutely can't wake up (no meme intended) when I sleep after an all-nighter |
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FishEye18
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| Joined: 11 Nov 2012 |
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:04 PM |
| I don't even need an all nighter. I once even had my mother pour a pot of coffee down my throat once. |
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:05 PM |
| There's a reason you haven't been waken up by a a hot girl yet eh? |
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FishEye18
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| Joined: 11 Nov 2012 |
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:07 PM |
| I woke up next to one who just rode me. I apparently can still bang pretty good when asleep. |
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| 28 Feb 2016 05:09 PM |
I took the box of open donuts one the wrong way
*insert lenny face here* |
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