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| 23 Jan 2016 10:53 AM |
The first day, for most people, it's the hardest day. Other people Mir just say that because they're inexperienced. But for you, you're twelve, so you don't really care about that, don't you?
Johan Alistair, twelve years old, got a job in a toilet company a year ago. Where are the child labor laws when you need 'em? Anyway, you were unlucky enough to land a job at the Medical Institute of Betty Batty Town. It's known to be the worst hospital in the country, at least, worst in medical procedures. The hospital does its job well enough. Well, you walked into the place and looked around. A child surgeon, no wonder people only go to this place when they're desperate.
Doctor Batshat, as you can recall, walks up to you. "Eh? Yuur da neww ked?" He says in a slurred voice. |
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| 23 Jan 2016 10:58 AM |
Eh, being by myself, I need a job to get food. Being a child surgeon who knows nothing about surgery, this'll be fun.
"Quite literally, yes."
~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~ |
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:04 AM |
"Weeelll den, guess ids me jub ta get ya da basics, follow meh." Batshat goes on to walk into the operation room. "Comon now!"
All of a sudden, you hear screams. A guy with his giant gashes all around his body rushes past you on a gurney into the operation room. "Oh my God! Giant bears! Everywhere! Ahhh! Bears! No! No! Bears!"
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:05 AM |
I think it's best not to ask about the bears. I followed Batshat.
~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~ |
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:12 AM |
"So, dis here wall beh yur furst patient ya hear?" Batshat explains, gesturing toward the crazy bear guy. You walk up toward the operating table with the man.
The man is covered with large, deep, bleeding gashes. Some of the gashes appear to have things that seem like bear claws.
Health of man: 100
The given tools on the stand are: -Baseball Bat -Tongs -Nail Gun -Gun -Bottle of Scotch -Wax Paper -Staple Gun
(Just do an action with the tools, the action can cause a multitude of things. Once his health reaches zero, dead.) |
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:21 AM |
I'll hit the the bear claw with the baseball bat.
~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~ |
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:24 AM |
Action failed, the man groans in absolute pain. All you did was jostle the claw a bit.
Health: 65
The given tools on the stand are: -Baseball Bat -Tongs -Nail Gun -Gun -Bottle of Scotch -Wax Paper -Staple Gun |
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:28 AM |
Whoops. I'll use the tongs on the bear claw, maybe that'll work.
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:30 AM |
Action succeeded, the bear claw was successfully removed, now all that remains are the giant gashes.
Health: 60
The given tools on the stand are: -Baseball Bat -Tongs -Nail Gun -Gun -Bottle of Scotch -Wax Paper -Staple Gun |
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:45 AM |
Wax paper?
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| 23 Jan 2016 11:48 AM |
You use the wax paper to bandage up the gashes, but the gashes are still open.
Health: 55
The given tools on the stand are: -Baseball Bat -Tongs -Nail Gun -Gun -Bottle of Scotch -Wax Paper -Staple Gun |
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| 24 Jan 2016 09:02 AM |
Er, uh, staple gun.
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| 24 Jan 2016 11:30 AM |
SUCCESS
OPERATION COMPLETE
MEDICAL EXPERIENCE +4/50
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Batshat walked up to you and patted you hard on your shoulder and said, "Ay! Dat wa' som' goo' woork dere boy! Now why dun' you take a loook arund?" |
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| 24 Jan 2016 11:41 AM |
What. Just. Happened.
This is my new job, and possibly my descent into madness. I thought that would come later, at like, the age of sixteen or something. This job is a lot wackier than I expected.
I should stop dwelling on how weird this job is and start taking a look around. "All right," I said to Doctor Batshat. What a weird name for a man to have, Batshat. I started wandering around the hospital, and struck up a conversation with the first staff member I came across/
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| 24 Jan 2016 11:55 AM |
As you were walking around, you noticed that there was no one out in the hallways. There was absolutely no one, until someone randomly popped in front of you.
The person seemed to be a young girl, she went up to you and said, "Who the fudge are you? I haven't seen you around here before." |
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| 24 Jan 2016 12:00 PM |
"Who wants to know?"
If she also works here, then I can trust her with my name, but if she's some random girl, I can't. If something turns out badly, I won't want people to know who I am.
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| 24 Jan 2016 12:09 PM |
"Wow, talking to a superior like that? What's wrong with you? I'm Doctor Shingles, I'm the head surgeon of this wing of the hospital!" She says to you, showing off her badge of superiority, "I was testing you earlier, but you failed. So see ya!"
She starts to skip away, down the hallway. |
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| 24 Jan 2016 05:38 PM |
Er, uh, right. I'll try to find the cafeteria, if there is one.
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| 24 Jan 2016 08:53 PM |
Lucky for you, there is a cafeteria! Maybe this hospital isn't as bad as you thought! You looked around the place to see everyone eating some grey slop. It seemed like all of the slop was moving somehow...
There were some people, here and there, sitting, here and there, all around. |
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| 25 Jan 2016 12:14 PM |
I'll find a plate, and get some grey slop. Something is better than nothing.
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| 25 Jan 2016 07:33 PM |
As you're walking down to the line, someone tackles you. "Batshat wants you! STAT!"
You get pushed all the way back to the operating room with Batshat there waiting for you. |
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| 25 Jan 2016 07:49 PM |
"Hello, Batshat. I believe you need me?"
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| 25 Jan 2016 08:27 PM |
"Aah, yess. Ya shee, yung lud! Yee mus' oprate on dat guy dere!" Batshat explains to you while gesturing toward a man with all of his limbs bent in such a way, he looks like a piece of Picasso's art.
Health: 100
Tools available: -Baseball Bat -Duct Tape -Lead Pipes -Wooden Stakes -Rope |
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| 26 Jan 2016 06:44 AM |
I might be able to do something with the rope. I'll try that.
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| 26 Jan 2016 08:24 AM |
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