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| 20 Feb 2016 12:31 AM |
A pumpkin walks into your restaurant and says, "I'm very hungry."
A glass of juice, a bowl of rice, a chicken leg and a full salt shaker appears on the counter in front of you.
The pumpkin says, "Give me the rice."
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GoshiDoll
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:32 AM |
Do the diddly dang...
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer then they appear. || "You question the words of the mighty Jimmy!?" |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:33 AM |
"Do the diddly dang..."
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:33 AM |
| i literally cannot decipher this. you have reached my limits. mem not allocated. |
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james5239
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:36 AM |
Give him flesh eating bacteria
Major...... I'M BURNING UP |
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mecool99
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:37 AM |
SecretPootis answered first so:
You give him the salt. He becomes visibly angry and says, "Ah don't want that!", throwing the salt to the floor and breaking it, spilling salt onto your floors.
Then he says, "Give me the juice." |
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mecool99
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zeldu22
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:40 AM |
give me the starbucks
give me the 9 dolla holla ded mem. |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:42 AM |
"DO THE DIRTYY"
[ Redacted ]
Afterwards he says, "See you tomorra" and leaves.
-- DAY 2 --
The pumpkin returns once again.
A fish, a sandwich, a pepper shaker, and a stick of butter is in front of you.
The pumpkin says, "Give me the sandwich." |
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mecool99
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:44 AM |
| give him a sandwich i guess |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:48 AM |
"give him a sandwich i guess"
he eats it in one bite
then he says, "give me the butter." |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:50 AM |
| Trap him in a room full of MLP photos, he's sure to die after that! |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:52 AM |
"Trap him in a room full of MLP photos, he's sure to die after that!"
You try to wrestle him into the MLP room, but the sheer power of his monstrous pumpkin muscles causes him to shove you over immediately. He looks down on you with eyes full of rage that is deeper than the burning cores of a thousand suns. He's about to destroy you. What do you do to calm him down? |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:54 AM |
"The butter"
You reach up and grab the butter off the table. He calms down almost immediately and grabs the butter out of your hand. He stuffs the fatty pile of solid grease into his mouth and swallows without chewing. Then he says: "Give me the cheese." |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:55 AM |
Give him the cheese, after he goes away for the night install a trap door over where he usually stands, under that trap door is a room full of cringe MLP photos. Activated by a button under the counter. |
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| 20 Feb 2016 12:57 AM |
@Activated by a button under the counter.
Kellogg? Is that you?
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| 20 Feb 2016 01:00 AM |
"Give him the cheese, after he goes away for the night install a trap door over where he usually stands, under that trap door is a room full of cringe MLP photos. Activated by a button under the counter."
Ok.
-- DAY 3 --
The pumpkin walks in and steps on the trap door, falling through. The trap door closes behind him and you hear a cacophony of horrendous screams. Soon the pumpkin explodes, blowing off the trapdoor and spewing rancid pumpkin flesh and juice in all directions.
But it's not over yet. The disfigured skeleton of what was once a pumpkin is now a gutted, rotten, pile of sticky, mangled pumpkin flesh that can only be described as a vomit-inducing demon from the depths of hell. The explosion didn't kill him but sparked a rage inside him that is stronger than any of the forces of the universe combined. wat do |
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| 20 Feb 2016 01:01 AM |
| Throw down everything thats on the counter down there |
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