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| 13 Feb 2016 02:33 PM |
My cat peed on my textbook. (This legit happened to me)
I got hit by a car
My dog ate my homework
I had a mental breakdown over chips
Add your best excuses here. |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:34 PM |
| those are pathetic excuses |
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Worrix
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:34 PM |
| My mom touched me and I really liked it so I spent the rest of the night fondling her |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:35 PM |
| -cough- -cough- Sarcasm -cough- -cough- |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:36 PM |
| my mom was at work so no one couldnt drop me off |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:36 PM |
| I went to davy jones' locker so I couldn't do my homework. |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:36 PM |
I JUST AINT DO IT YOUR MOVE TEACHER
#code skylar diggins |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:36 PM |
| My cat eats part of my brother's homework every once in a while |
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AyeeHappy
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:36 PM |
i was so scared of doing a test that i convinced my dad to leave me home because i had cramps in my throat
who tf says that
(i was 9) |
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AyeeHappy
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:40 PM |
| i didnt want to go to the doctors to see if i had strep throat so i legit tried to do it myself at home and nearly chocked myself |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:43 PM |
| I got mad at my alarm clock threw it against the wall. My alarm clock broke resulting in me not waking up on time. |
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AyeeHappy
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:43 PM |
| when i am watching anime i tell my dad im just watching how to draw anime videos |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:44 PM |
| I was trying to stop Biff Tannen from marrying my mother and didn't have time to do my homework. |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:53 PM |
| I went into the past to secure my birth. |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:57 PM |
A giant dog attacked me, so I had to shield myself with my homework.
oᴉpnɹuɥƃnɐʌ vaughnrudio oᴉpnɹuɥƃnɐʌ vaughnrudio |
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| 13 Feb 2016 02:58 PM |
| I have to restock my underwear drawer |
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| 13 Feb 2016 03:04 PM |
| I invented teleportation then lost it in my room. |
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Kashikiyu
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| 13 Feb 2016 03:08 PM |
BECAUSE SARCASM MAKES IT SEEM SO MUCH MORE HILARIOUS OH GOD OP'S SUCH A COMEDIAN THAT I'M GONNA THROW UP HOLD ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY&feature=youtu.be&t=459 |
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