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| 11 Feb 2016 11:02 PM |
You are trump. The year is 2016. What do you want to do?
1: Say something really dumb 2: Say something somewhat dumb 3: Go onto Twitter |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:03 PM |
| "Just a small loan of a million dollars" |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:04 PM |
You make one of your 'speeches'. You start shouting random, xenophobic nonsense into the microphone. People support you for some reason. What do you do next?
1: Insult someone smarter than you 2: Feel the Bern 3: Go onto Twitter |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:05 PM |
You log onto twitter. What do you want to say?
(Free choice) |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:07 PM |
| "I HATE YOU ALL! FREE DOOR GIVEAWAYS TO ALL BELIEVERS OF TRUMPISM!!! 123 123 123 123 123123" |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:08 PM |
OP, his post was super lame you should just choose mine because "Apples are bad" is just super lame |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:08 PM |
You say 'apples are bad'. Within a minute, you get 300k likes and one dislike. That dislike is from the ghost of Steve Jobs. What do you next?
1: Say something else on Twitter 2: Beat up Sanders 3: Beat up Clinton |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:09 PM |
"All my supporters get free apples."
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:10 PM |
All you had to do was make America great again, CJ!
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer then they appear. |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:11 PM |
You say "I HATE YOU ALL! FREE DOOR GIVEAWAYS TO ALL BELIEVERS OF TRUMPISM!!! 123 123 123 123 123123"
You get seven billion likes- how does that even work? Anyway, that's going to be a lot of money spent on doors... What next? 1: Keep your word- buy all those doors. 2: Make up an excuse as to why you couldn't buy the doors. 3: Beat up Sanders 4: Beat up Clinton |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:12 PM |
sigh
i really wanted DT to buy those doors.. |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:12 PM |
lol, one of my old preset signatures was used.
ignore it
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DrForce
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:12 PM |
2. BECAUSE I'D BE A BAD PRESIDENT
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:14 PM |
You post an excuse involving the supposed global extinction of doors. You get seven billion dislikes on that post- I still don't know how that works. Trumpism is a dead religion... someone knocks at your door. Wat do? 1: Go to the door 2: Get a shotgun and then go to the door 3: Pay whoever is at your door to go away
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:16 PM |
You get your shotgun and then approach the door. When you open the door, you see Bernie Sanders. What do you do? 1: Shoot Bernie Sanders 2: Insult Bernie Sanders until he goes away 3: Pay Bernie Sanders to go away |
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| 11 Feb 2016 11:19 PM |
AH! IT BERNS! Bernie says as he collapses. Suddenly, you hear the whir of rotors... It is a berniecopter! 1: Shoot the Berniecopter with the shotgun 2: Tell the Berniecopter to go away 3: Shout "SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS!" at the Berniecopter |
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