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| 11 Feb 2016 09:08 PM |
| Once upon a time there was a- |
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prodigy45
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oceax
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:11 PM |
but he came back to life and drove his car to saturn
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:12 PM |
| but then he died bc of a lack of oxygen. the end. |
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oceax
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:15 PM |
but he realized he doesnt need oxygen and its for nerds so he lived on
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:16 PM |
Waffles. His face looked a lot like this 🤗 |
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Relelif
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:16 PM |
| and then he went to Mars to date a hot alien babe |
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:17 PM |
| but he couldn't because he was already dead. the end |
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:18 PM |
But then he woke up and found out who he was DONALD TRUMP |
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:18 PM |
| so he got assassinated bc people realized he would make a terrible president. the end |
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oceax
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:18 PM |
he also flew to pluto and managed to get the crystal of energy and then he did cool stuff with it like make unlimited resources for earth
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:32 PM |
Donald Trump never died and became immortal with all the powers of superman, only nothing can kill him. He was elected President of the USA and his first law was to |
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:35 PM |
| force people to kill him bc he realized how fascist his ideas were |
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:37 PM |
But he remembered that he couldn't die. He |
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:38 PM |
| decided to bury himself in a hole and never come out of it. This caused Bernie Sanders to become |
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:39 PM |
An idiot. Trump came out and wanted to be the first man on Mars. Trump went to Mars. Trump found some very strange things on Mars like, |
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:40 PM |
| people that actually liked him. Then, he started to burst out crying because of how |
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:40 PM |
| absolutely deprived he was of funny memes! |
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:41 PM |
| But then he got bored of Mars and took a space ship to |
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Clxssy
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:42 PM |
| so he made a noose and hung himself. Then, the people of earth cheered, because the fascist was |
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:42 PM |
| MY MOMS ASS AND THEN GOT A RARE DISEASE CALLED |
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:43 PM |
The President of the USA and the first man on the moon! He stepped off the hanging thing and the whole world turned into a disco as he break danced. |
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Kramer777
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| 11 Feb 2016 09:46 PM |
| On mars* and I wrote that before sonic |
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