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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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11 Feb 2016 02:52 PM
In 2033 NASA wants to send the first man to mars, too bad Chuck Norris has already been there. That's why there's no signs of life. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse in the face, its descendants are now known today as giraffes. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris died. But he's alright! The Slovak republic set up an online contest to name a bridge, the name that was on top was Chuck Norris. But you can't name a bridge that! Because NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear's alive its just too afraid to move. Chuck Norris can read sign language.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.


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kjsullyc is not online. kjsullyc
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11 Feb 2016 02:53 PM
tl;dr

/e forum
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hopperkk is not online. hopperkk
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11 Feb 2016 02:58 PM
These are jokes, not facts.
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Pleased is not online. Pleased
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11 Feb 2016 03:00 PM
chuck norris jokes

it it 2008 again?
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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11 Feb 2016 03:00 PM
Then I'd dare Chuck Norris to slam my face into my tgng bnhhy64t, bggtrtdsv bbgjhgkljghjfhfgkfgghkggkghjghghkgkhgeoihtjrlfhdsklfhdskjlhfdslkjfdhdsflfsdhdfsklfdshklfhlkdshldkfslkfhyeioe
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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11 Feb 2016 03:02 PM
Pretty sure.
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Scyblocks is not online. Scyblocks
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11 Feb 2016 03:16 PM
He once stopped a train.

By yanking the entire rail network out from under it.
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hopperkk is not online. hopperkk
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11 Feb 2016 03:21 PM
When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into him.
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Sonicguy41 is not online. Sonicguy41
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11 Feb 2016 03:46 PM
Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world to high five himself


I'VE SEEN EM DO IT!!!
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Sonicguy41 is not online. Sonicguy41
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11 Feb 2016 03:48 PM
Chuck Norris is so strong when he does sit-ups the ground crumbles around him
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hopperkk is not online. hopperkk
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11 Feb 2016 03:52 PM
Loving these jokes, ha!
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Sonicguy41 is not online. Sonicguy41
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11 Feb 2016 03:55 PM
When a bullet is fired at chuck norris it turns around and goes back inside the barrel
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m4lleon is not online. m4lleon
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11 Feb 2016 03:57 PM
mods dont ban chuck norris
chuck norris bans mods
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Sonicguy41 is not online. Sonicguy41
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11 Feb 2016 03:59 PM
When a monster goes to sleep at night,it checks its closet for Chuck Norris
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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11 Feb 2016 03:59 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a big mac from Burger King.
He got it.
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Sonicguy41 is not online. Sonicguy41
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11 Feb 2016 04:01 PM
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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11 Feb 2016 04:02 PM
Chuck Norris knows where Perry is.
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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11 Feb 2016 04:33 PM
Bump
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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18 Feb 2016 09:26 PM
Chuck Norris
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Contrary is not online. Contrary
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18 Feb 2016 09:27 PM
I forgot about Chuck Norris. He was one of the first mainstream internet memes. Ah, it's like 2007-2008 all over again.
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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22 Feb 2016 09:08 PM
Bump because why not?
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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22 Feb 2016 09:18 PM
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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22 Feb 2016 09:27 PM
Has anyone else watched the delta force before?
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Scyblocks is not online. Scyblocks
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23 Feb 2016 07:34 PM
Chuck Norris can breathe in outer space.
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Kramer777 is not online. Kramer777
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27 Feb 2016 05:39 PM
Bump

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