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PickachuGirl is not online. PickachuGirl
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11 Feb 2016 06:34 AM
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*Sitting Alone In A Corner* [Diary Entry #932] Well Im Here, Last Man On Earth I Used The World Scaner No One's Here, No one to Talk To, No One To Go Outside With Me I Think This Is It For Me, Goodbye World.
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Roxasthedemon is not online. Roxasthedemon
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11 Feb 2016 06:37 AM
Happt birthday I guess. Here's your present, a paradox.

A Cretan sails to Greece and says to some Greek men who are standing upon the shore: "All Cretans are liars." Did he speak the truth, or did he lie?
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MrStilts is not online. MrStilts
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11 Feb 2016 06:46 AM
Well that's simple: if the guy sailed all the way from Crete to Greece just to tell some random people a useless line, then he's clearly a runaway lunatic.
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sk8erkiller900 is not online. sk8erkiller900
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11 Feb 2016 06:48 AM
So, I'm giving another paradox.

There's a village miles away from here. The village has one Barbour. Everybody who doesn't cut their own hair gets their hair cut by him. So who cuts his hair. If he cuts his own, he can't cut his because he cuts his own hair and the Barbour only cuts the people's hair if they don't cut their own. So if he doesn't cut his hair, he has to cut it because he cuts everybody's hair who doesn't cut their own. So if he does cut his hair, he still cn't cut it.

He has short cut hair, so who cuts it?


The last man on earth sat alone in a room... There was a knock at the door...
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MrStilts is not online. MrStilts
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11 Feb 2016 06:55 AM
Nobody does. The barbour is actually bald, and he's only just wearing a wig.
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Timepockie is not online. Timepockie
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11 Feb 2016 07:04 AM
The problem with the barber is, coincidentally enough, exactly the same problem regarding the primality of the number 1. It's not a paradox, though, it's largely just to do with definitions.

De jongen drinkt de melk. All you need to know is that "Jongen" means "Boy" and you've learned yourself some Dutch.
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FactionGuerrilla is not online. FactionGuerrilla
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11 Feb 2016 07:09 AM
Here's a question for everyone:
Can an omnipotent being create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?

"It'll take an act of God to get through that... Or a lotta C4!"
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PawzKat is not online. PawzKat
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11 Feb 2016 07:10 AM
Is the answer to this question no?
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PawzKat is not online. PawzKat
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11 Feb 2016 07:11 AM
**edit;

It's a yes or no question.
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Roxasthedemon is not online. Roxasthedemon
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11 Feb 2016 07:12 AM
It can still lift it. It's omnipotent. Capable of doing anything.
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Timepockie is not online. Timepockie
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11 Feb 2016 07:14 AM
Scholars have debated that one for centuries. Give us something like Einstein's Riddle or something that's easier, man.

De jongen drinkt de melk. All you need to know is that "Jongen" means "Boy" and you've learned yourself some Dutch.
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FactionGuerrilla is not online. FactionGuerrilla
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11 Feb 2016 07:15 AM
Heh. The answer isn't quite as simple.
IF the omnipotent being cannot create a heavy rock, he is not omnipotent at all because he cannot create said rock.
IF the omnipotent being creates a heavy rock, he isn't omnipotent because he can't lift that rock.
See what I did there?

"It'll take an act of God to get through that... Or a lotta C4!"
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PawzKat is not online. PawzKat
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11 Feb 2016 07:21 AM
Pick, typing race? I recruited another person.
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Timepockie is not online. Timepockie
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11 Feb 2016 07:21 AM
I'm willing to chalk that up to syntax and semantics. I have a solution, and I'll give numbered steps on how to do it below, but even then you could say that it's not a real solution. Also, just for the sake of simplicity, I'm calling our hypothetical omnipotent being "God", just for simplicity.

Step 1: God creates a rock that he can't lift.

Step 2: God tries and can't lift said rock.

Step 3: God increases his own physical strength

Step 4: God can now lift the rock

De jongen drinkt de melk. All you need to know is that "Jongen" means "Boy" and you've learned yourself some Dutch.
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MrStilts is not online. MrStilts
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11 Feb 2016 07:34 AM
What if he made an omnipotent forklift? He'd technically be...

*reloads the page*

Dammit, Tim!
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Pruz is not online. Pruz
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11 Feb 2016 07:39 AM
Pick = best bird.
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Roxasthedemon is not online. Roxasthedemon
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11 Feb 2016 07:41 AM
I give the worst presents.

Here's another one. It's a question this time.

What do you have for mankind?
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MrStilts is not online. MrStilts
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11 Feb 2016 07:47 AM
A smartass remark for your otherwise cliche question.
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Roxasthedemon is not online. Roxasthedemon
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11 Feb 2016 07:50 AM
oh. kay.

heres another one. cuz why not.

*insert very deep question*
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MrStilts is not online. MrStilts
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11 Feb 2016 07:54 AM
*counters with shortsightedly straightforward answer*

u even tryin, brah?
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Roxasthedemon is not online. Roxasthedemon
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11 Feb 2016 07:56 AM
what if lifes a lie?

what if all of this is an illusion?

when will I stop asking cliche questions?
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PickachuGirl is not online. PickachuGirl
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11 Feb 2016 07:57 AM
thanks all

pawz sorry but i have to go soon because i have a test next hour so :<

*Sitting Alone In A Corner* [Diary Entry #932] Well Im Here, Last Man On Earth I Used The World Scaner No One's Here, No one to Talk To, No One To Go Outside With Me I Think This Is It For Me, Goodbye World.
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jhewoi is not online. jhewoi
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11 Feb 2016 07:58 AM
Here's a good paradox:

The following sentence is false.

The previous sentence is true.
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Roxasthedemon is not online. Roxasthedemon
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11 Feb 2016 08:00 AM
Neither. Wait both. No neither.

F*** my brain exploded.
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Minun1020 is not online. Minun1020
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11 Feb 2016 08:01 AM
happy birbday pik

I sold my soul to EA.
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