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07 Feb 2016 10:34 PM
Hello Clans and Guild
In hear you hate VS? Well guess what rat! Were gonna kill u and everything u stand for. we r a security and your just a pathetic rodent XD! you will be sucked into our vortex and u will regret the day Yu messed with us! now for you unknowledge able losers. we have the best tech and we ar the most active. don't beleeve me? ask ROBLOX. unlike ur trash clans we respect our leader because she's pretty and hot and tough. vs also can beat almost any clan. nfc cheated and that's why they won against us but we are the best Clan around. you think ur clans are so tough? TRY AND BEAT US! HAIL VORTEX SECURITY! HAIL OUR LEADER!
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07 Feb 2016 10:34 PM
What in the name of Chase did you just say to me, you commie? I’ll have you know I am the Dreygonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on House Ravenpoint and I have over 300 confirmed dead Ravenpricks. I am trained in the art of roof jumping and I’m the top Warlord in the entire House Dreygon. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with shotgun blasts the likes of which has never been seen before at Legal District, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over this sub-forum? Think again, commie. As we speak I am contacting my brother warlords across Arenir and your House is being traced right now so you better prepare for Democracy to kick down your door, commie. The Democracy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a Soviet Union. You are going to be sent to clean burning hell, commie. I can be at any House, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Shotgun. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the leaked Arenir weaponry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Arenir, you commie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will piss fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, commie.









Here in TRA Fort Rana, just killed this high rank here. It’s fun to steamroll TRA here in the TRA Fort Rana. But you know what I like more than steamrolling scrubs? Winning. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these 26 new raid wins that I got in the past two days to hold the fact TRA sucks. It’s like the genius Seviro Brenan says, “the more you win, the less u chin@zach”

Now maybe you’ve seen my forum posts where I talk about how I kill a TRA member a day. You know, I kill a TRA member a day not to show off it’s again about the winning. In fact, the real reason I steamroll TRA here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that TRA still is trash, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a worse group across the C&Gverse crap-posting on my main with only forty seven robux in my account. I didn’t have Buiders Club Upgrade, I had no chance.

But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to steamroll TRA. Again, it’s not just about steamrolling losers, it’s about the good life; 100 hp, robux, top of the leaderboard and winning. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.

Now, this isn’t a “auto win” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true then A-SOV is going to steamroll TRA. I’m not promising you that you’re gonna be able to become paul321321 and aimbot at Rana. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always use aimbot. Have a huge ego. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”

Don’t try, don’t try. Be a winner. Like, Seviro Brenan, the man who started A-SOV, he said that he was only 11 when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “steamrolling” so if you’re a loser, if you suck at gun fighting you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody, But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Raid Win, maybe it’s a War win, Promotion, or even owning A-SOV the #1 group on the ROBLOX.com

Maybe it’s a new account without so much stress, playing ROBLOX games, doing those things you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand ROBUX. ROBUX, I don’t call it ROBUX anymore, I call it raid wins. You must have enough raid wins to steamroll TRA and live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website (ROBLOX.com), it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.

So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing aimbot. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just on ROBLOX like this, although I love ROBLOX but also real on-skype mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re biased, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? see you there on my site on the ROBLOX.com









What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.










What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and r-ped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll sh-t fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.










What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily






What the heck did you just say about me, you little skid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Arcadian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on VAKtovia, and I have over 8999 confirmed owns. I am trained in advanced warfare and I’m the top mqc'er in the entire Arcadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another newbag. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Arcadia, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shtto me over the Internet? Think again, noob. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of arcadians across ROBLOXia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to be annhilated scrub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your KDR. You’re dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 666 ways, and that’s just with my salute tool. Not only am I extensively trained in art of the salute tool, but I have access to the entire arsenal of all of the guns clans have ever used. I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable self off the face of ROBLOXia, you little noob. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stupid tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re gonna die kid. I will sht fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead newbag.








What the heck did you just say about DieSoftism, you little Heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Church of Diesoftism, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret sermons at the 2nd Church of DieSoftism, and I have over 56,002 confirmed converts. I am trained in building and I’m the top church builder in the entire DieSoftist Inquisition.. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe out your sins with kindness the likes of which has never been seen before on Clans and Guilds, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the forums? Think again, silly apostate. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of DieSoftists across ROBLOXia and your forum threads are being traced right now so you better prepare to be enlightened scrub. The enlightenment that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your belief. You’re converted kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convince you in over 9000 ways, and that’s just with the Book of Soft. Not only am I extensively trained in art of the Book of Soft, but I have access to the entire Religious Databse of ROBLOX.com. I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable heresy off the face of your brain, you little heathen. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re gonna get converted kid. I will show you the light of DieSoft and you will drown in his kindness and charity. You're mine, kiddo.













I realize that some of you newer V O I D members may not remember me, so I thought I would make an introduction and explain my return.

I met Nick (ISOLAYTOR) in around 2009. He was then playing under the username "UltimateHobo". We didn't really talk much or become close until late 2010 when he was making his group, V O I D. He had lead groups before, but I never associated with them. I joined V O I D and pretty quickly became 2iC because I was one of our six active members. We fought TRA and won with these six active members in a final battle, letting whoever joined the server first fight in the battle.

Time went on, and V O I D grew. I was even given the group at one point, though it was poorly timed because I was forced to quit for 2-3 months. I held the group for Nick while he also quit, then returned and made Arcen, which I was also a co-leader of. All of our clans always thrived. Nick knew how to get members, and I knew how to stay afloat in the clan community and advised him on 90% of our decisions. We were a force to be reckoned with for a long time, nearly 5 years.

Time went on, and as rumors spread of our war with VAK, Jimmywind joins. He buys us a TS3 and gets a high rank pretty quickly because of his VAK experience, and the insider info that came with it. I take a more passive role in the group, and eventually leave, dissatisfied with Jimmy's decisions (e.g. transitioning the clan to Planetside 2). Over and over for the next year I hear horror stories about his awful decisions and the horrible things he wants to do with the group ISOLAYTOR and I built from the ground up. We urged him to demote Jimmy to a more passive role, but he refused, because he was insanely active and a 'good high rank'

Yshaarj recently drew the line when Jimmy started questioning his decisions, and declared war on The Forest Clan, a half-dead clan that has never done anything relevant. V O I D has always been about beating groups we were seen as the underdog to, unless provoked, so this went against our ideals on top of Jimmy undermining the King's authority. Multiple arguments caused Yshaarj to give an ultimatum; pull it together, or leave. Eventually, Jimmy was demoted, and he left. Essentially exiled, really. V O I D deserves better high ranks than Vaktovian rejects.

With my return, I will help lead V O I D back to our former glory. We will not exist only to beat on weak groups. We will not promote our friends to high ranks for free, without ever having served V O I D in their lives. We will not turn our backs on our allies.

For the horde.








What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.







i dont realy know but what i think is people are starting to realize that online dating isnt aloud cause thats what alot of people in that game do some rp leaveing it at about 100 to 200+ but not 300 but before there was 1 thousand players and was seen right at the front of robloxs populer games but now you need to go down and sometimes cant find it sadly and i love that game and am 100% sure some of you can agree includeing a truck load of my friends like 15% of them at least possibley even 25% of them and thats crazy and i met 2 of my best friends there to so im kinda sad cause well you know ive spent good times on it so thats all ive got . well other then R.I.P Town Of Robloxia =( and bye you can comment about this and put why you think its dieing





Just kidding.

The clan world isn't dead, only your clans. Hahahaha.

The clan world used to be primarily focused off of this subforum, but now the clan world has moved away from this subforum. This subforum is just a relic of what will never be again.

So, continue ranting, complaining, and being ignorant in general. The bad ones always win; the worse it is, the more they will love it. The more effort you put into a group, the worse it will be. Just look at these WWII groups! Hehehe


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