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| 07 Feb 2016 10:29 PM |
>I loved America so much, I had all the guns and propaganda >I pray to America every night before the US flag, thanking it for the nuclear weapons I've been given >"America is Freedom", I say. "America is Democracy" >My Democratic father hears me and he calls me a tea party activist >I knew he was just jealous of my loyalty for america >I called him a third-world country >He scolds me and sends me to go to community college >I'm crying now, and my guns are confiscated >I lay in church and its really cold >A warmth is moving towards me >I feel something touch me >It's America >I am so patriotic >He screams in to my ear "THIS IS MY PAC-3 MISSILE" >He grabs me with his powerful marine corpsmen and puts me on my economy and diplomacy >I'm ready >I spread my demilitarized zone for America >He penetrates my zone >It hurts so much but I do it for America >I can feel my capital burning as my palace starts to explode >I push against his air force >I want to please America > He roars a mighty Yankee doodle as he fills my capital with his army >My dad walks in >America stares him down in the eye and declares "This is my oil now" >Uncle Sam leaves through my window on a F-35 >America is freedom; America is Democracy. |
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| 07 Feb 2016 10:30 PM |
this was so funny i forgot to laugh
Nobody's gonna help us, so we gotta help ourselves |
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| 07 Feb 2016 10:33 PM |
copy and paste this one more time and i will https://youtu.be/uDYI6SMKolg?t=29s
http://www.roblox.com/1-item?id=300468702 http://www.roblox.com/2-item?id=300468660 http://www.roblox.com/3-item?id=300875794 |
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