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EternalAbsence is not online. EternalAbsence
Joined: 03 Apr 2009
Total Posts: 1057
07 Feb 2016 10:29 PM

>I loved America so much, I had all the guns and propaganda
>I pray to America every night before the US flag, thanking it for the nuclear weapons I've been given
>"America is Freedom", I say. "America is Democracy"
>My Democratic father hears me and he calls me a tea party activist
>I knew he was just jealous of my loyalty for america
>I called him a third-world country
>He scolds me and sends me to go to community college
>I'm crying now, and my guns are confiscated
>I lay in church and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's America
>I am so patriotic
>He screams in to my ear "THIS IS MY PAC-3 MISSILE"
>He grabs me with his powerful marine corpsmen and puts me on my economy and diplomacy
>I'm ready
>I spread my demilitarized zone for America
>He penetrates my zone
>It hurts so much but I do it for America
>I can feel my capital burning as my palace starts to explode
>I push against his air force
>I want to please America
> He roars a mighty Yankee doodle as he fills my capital with his army
>My dad walks in
>America stares him down in the eye and declares "This is my oil now"
>Uncle Sam leaves through my window on a F-35
>America is freedom; America is Democracy.
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Vidkun is not online. Vidkun
Joined: 09 Nov 2009
Total Posts: 10381
07 Feb 2016 10:30 PM
this was so funny i forgot to laugh

Nobody's gonna help us, so we gotta help ourselves
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kennyomega is not online. kennyomega
Joined: 04 Jul 2010
Total Posts: 30868
07 Feb 2016 10:33 PM
copy and paste this one more time and i will https://youtu.be/uDYI6SMKolg?t=29s


http://www.roblox.com/1-item?id=300468702 http://www.roblox.com/2-item?id=300468660 http://www.roblox.com/3-item?id=300875794
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