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| 03 Feb 2016 07:46 PM |
you wake up you look at the alarm clock 9:50 AM 1 hour and 20 minutes late for school what do you do?
a) sleep b) look at the calendar c) get up d) watch tv
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| 03 Feb 2016 07:50 PM |
you watch tv you forgot: you didn't pay the tv bills your tv is in the impound lot what do?
a) get up b) eat your bed c) sleep d) check the calendar
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| 03 Feb 2016 07:54 PM |
you eat your bed it tastes like fabric, sweat, and skin what do?
a) get up b) sleep c) look at the calendar d) turn off your night light
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| 03 Feb 2016 07:57 PM |
you look at the calendar monday the 54th 2087 you then proceed to eat your calendar, and discover a hole hidden behind the calendar what do? a) sleep b) get up c) go into the hole d) cry
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:01 PM |
you cry. your room is now a tear lake. your bedframe just about floats on the water what do? a) paddle out of the room b) swim c) cry d) go into the hole
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:04 PM |
you cry more. your tear ducts have dried up and you cannot cry anymore. your room is now a tear sea. your bed is almost submerged in the water. your magazines were soaked by your tears. what do?
a) vomit b) paddle out of your room c) drink your tears d) go in the hole
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:07 PM |
you vomit. your room is almost completely full of liquids. your bed is on the brink of submerging. what do?
a) drink the liquids b) sweat c) go into the hole d) sleep
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:09 PM |
you sweat. your room is now completely filled with liquids. you are a fish-human mutant. what do?
a) go into the hole b) sleep c) open the window d) go brush your teeth
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:11 PM |
you open the door, and the water stays inside your room, defying physics. you go into the bathroom and take out your toothbrush. you squeeze the tube and nothing comes out. you're out of toothpaste. what do?
a) go downstairs b) take a dump c) go back into your room d) shower
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:14 PM |
you shower, but the shower spews out chocolate milk. after your shower you return to your room. what do? a) enter the hole b) swim c) open the window d) sleep
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:16 PM |
you enter the hole. you fall into a Chinese nuclear vault. it's stocked with guns, ammo, and power armor what do?
a) leave b) loot everything c) vomit d) bleed
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