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| 03 Feb 2016 07:49 PM |
you're going to jail. what crime did you commit?
a) murder b) arson c) picking a flower on city property d) spittin' |
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drbat
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| 03 Feb 2016 07:59 PM |
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Butch Jones is the real Messiah. |
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WhoToTrus
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| 03 Feb 2016 08:05 PM |
the jail guard looks at you with what can only be described as a mixture of spite, disgust, and the urge to void his bowels. "LISTEN UP MAGGOT" he bellows. "I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR PICKERS LIKE YOU. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOID MY BOWELS. NOW YOU HAVE A FEW CHOICES HERE:" and he lists the choices
a) KISS MY ASS b) DISRESPECT ME c) SOLITARY CONFINEMENT d) "SPONGE DUTY" |
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WhoToTrus
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| 03 Feb 2016 09:50 PM |
upon choosing sponge duty, a guard whacks you unconscious. you wake up and you're in the warden's office with a sponge in your hand and the warden in the tub. do you
a) lather him up b) run like hell |
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eelee345
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| 03 Feb 2016 11:17 PM |
"IDIOT!!!!" the warden yells at the top of his lungs. "I DON'T LIKE BEING LATHERED!!! I AM A DRY SPONGE BATH MAN!!! GUARDS, DO WHAT YOU DO BEST!"
what do the guards do best?
a) assign you to "bean duty" b) make you the target of "pillow duty" c) release you to the "rude gents" a notorious prison geng |
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Rodriquex
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| 03 Feb 2016 11:32 PM |
| need some more responses folks |
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ebenton95
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Bananacb
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| 04 Feb 2016 12:49 AM |
you are thrown into the middle of the prison yard, where the rude boys are standing in the corner. the guard rings the bell, and they slowly surround you while the guards go off for lunch. what do they do to you?
a) start dissing your poor choice in hair care products b) make you eat beef stew c) force you to recount every single time you farted and a little poop came out d) draw a picture of you, label it "crap man" and then take turns pretending to wipe themselves with it |
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tonyluu23
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| 04 Feb 2016 02:35 AM |
they draw the picture, and make it more unflattering than you thought was possible. first, big tony does a wipe. then big jim, but he accidentally gets too close and slices his ass vein. no one's paying attention to you, and you run back inside the complex. now what do you do?
a) go to the cafeteria b) go to the computer room c) go to your cell |
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WhoToTrus
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