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| 01 Feb 2016 06:07 PM |
| Your name is John Bertuzzi you are playing for LA Galaxy as 17 year old. You become a striker taking place of legend Donovan. |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:07 PM |
hell nah dat sum huff ass sht ngga
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:11 PM |
The night before your MLS Debut; Zardes who is the Attacking Mid on your team ask if you want to party. You say yes not to look like a wimp. The whole team is there and our pounding what looks likes shots. Zardes asks if you want one. Again you say yes. You pound five glasses of shots.
The next day you wake up, throwing up and with a major hangover. You see everyone around you healthy and realize they had water in their shots.
It's one hour before the game and you walk into coaches office.
You tell him: A.) I was partying by myself last night and can't play B.) You're ok and ready to play. C.) The team set me up to fail |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:16 PM |
You tell your manager you are ok to play. The referee blows his whistle and game begins.
You throw up right at start on the ball:
You then: A.) Faint b.) Die and end your career c.) Tell manager it was pre-game nerves |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:20 PM |
Your coach lets you play.
At the end of the first half you get all bad stuff out of your body.
Your teammates make fun of you for being absolute ass in first half
You then: A.) Walk Away B.) Cry C.) 2-Piece Them D.) Roast them back |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:21 PM |
none of those considering its just banter
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:28 PM |
You walk away like a little bthc and start the 2nd half. You get a golden feed by bardes. You go through 2 defenders and are on a breakaway
You then: A.) Trip on your laces and face plant B.) Shoot and score C.) Shank the shot D.) 2-Piece the ball |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:31 PM |
You shank the shot so bad you almost take out a fan in the stands. Your team loses 1-0 in it's debut to the Colorado Rapids. The manager doesn't start you the next game and there is trending tag on twitter #JohnIsABust
You then: A.) Demand a transfer B.) Roast fans on twitter C.) Do nothing and wait for your next game |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:35 PM |
C.) You do nothing and wait for your next game. Which doesn't come quickly. You were cut from the galaxy and picked up by the Rapids when you were 28 years old. They start you at LW.
The manager expects good things from you this year
It's a PK Shot to win the game: A.) Score B.) Choke C.) Faint |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:35 PM |
A.
Time to prove them wrong. |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:38 PM |
You score the goal and win the game 3-2. The game was only a friendly and didn't mater. You have another friendly coming up and you our over weight. Your manager tells you that you don't need to play but strongly suggest it.
The night DJ Khaled calls you and ask if you want to go clubbing
A.) Go on date with an immigrant B.) Go clubbing C.) Play the next friendly |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:44 PM |
The date runs smoothly up until you find out she's the leader of crack cartel. You try to opt out of that date but site pulls a machete on you. You run for your life but realize you are out of shape. She tackles you to the ground and makes you swallow some crack. The police find crack in your body and arrest you. You get thrown into the Screws Ups Jail of America.
You then: A.) Call DJ Khaled to bail you B.) Try to breakout C.) Shank a guard |
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| 01 Feb 2016 06:47 PM |
DJ Khaled laughs at you and puts a bounty on your head in jail for blowing him off.
You have everyone in the jail looking to put a knife through you.
You panic and pull the fire alarm to escape from being shanked
You then: A>) Try to find a good hiding spot B.) Try to escape C.) Go with this girl who reminds you of kate upton who tells you that you can trust her |
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| 02 Feb 2016 06:57 PM |
She leads into a closet and starts undressing. Only to find out it was disquise and inmate is trying to kill you.
You then: A.) Fight back B.) Surrender C.) Try to go around him and escape the closet |
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