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| 09 Jan 2016 10:11 PM |
(Sign-up thread: http://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=151643258)
Please, sign your name here: A large, incomprehensible scrawl takes up the field and some of the immediate surrounding space on the paper. A note is written in the margins on the left; "You said sign, not print, right?" Smartas/s. In the top right corner, however, is written "Name: Red" as well as "Date: 9/9/9"
Your weapon(s) of choice: Red keeps multiple of his personal smoke grenades on hand. Upon impact, they vioIentIy explode into a red powder that usually covers a radius of about 12 feet and a height of about 7 feet. The powder, upon contacting skin, produces a mild burning sensation.
Red is also very skilled in hand-to-hand combat, keeping two black stiIetto knives hidden in his sleeve and boot to finish off targets. As a ranged weapon, he uses a bullpup SMG with a hybrid sight (see Advanced Warfare's Hybrid sight) and sound suppressor. (If this is too many weapons, just let me know)
Your appearance: Red is a 5'11" Caucasian male with an athletic build. He almost never shows his face to anyone; in fact, Red's skin is hardly ever exposed at all.
Red is always seen wearing his signature black ski mask and sunglasses, though his frequent use of smoke grenades usually renders the mask a dark red by the time his work is done.
Typically, he wears a leather jacket over a dress shirt, along with jeans and black boots, as well as leather gloves. He wears this outfit in almost any area or weather, to prevent from being stung by his own grenades.
Your a.ge: "Although he's 35/he tells us all he's 28" is written here, like a lyric from a song.
Your personality: You'll figure it out, won't ya?
And any additional information you wish to provide: SMG - https://www.fli[REMOVE]ckr.com/photos/30252236@N03/42749[REMOVE]82177
Your arrival is... less than expected. After being accepted into the UAA you quickly departed from where you had been staying and headed towards Santa Destroy city. a few rides and a lot of money later, you arrive at a motel; the place where you'll be staying for the length of your time in Santa Destroy. The place isn't anything special, neither run down and terrible, or overly beautiful and amazing, just very normal.
You stare at the motel for a moment before the cab driver speaks up
"Hey, buddy, you alright? This is the place, yeah?"
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| 09 Jan 2016 10:24 PM |
("no More Heroes" "no" you want me to suffer, don't you)
Red nods, taking out his wallet and leaving a good-sized tip, hardly taking his eyes off of his new home. He wasn't paying attention to it, just looking and thinking about who the hell would name a place "Destroy". He exits the car with a quiet "Thanks." |
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| 09 Jan 2016 10:30 PM |
(I know, I f**ked up) (It'll be just as annoying for me, don't worry)
The cab driver nods as you gets out, then leaves.
You take a moment to fully observe the place before deciding you'd best find your room. You think back to a packet you received from the UAA, the one containing your acceptance letter and a few other things. You hardly paid attention at the time to anything else but the letter, but the packet might still contain the keys to your room.
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| 09 Jan 2016 10:51 PM |
Fish around in the package for the key.
(ya know what's more annoying? how often you're online) |
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| 09 Jan 2016 11:04 PM |
(My activity will vary) (Sometimes I'll spend a whole day replying) (Other times it'll be a whole week before I post anything new) (Sometimes I'll get busy doing something and completely forget to reply) (And others I wont no how to reply, so I put it off while i try to think of something) (But I assure you, I will keep this thread going) (As I have for both Dai's and Cori's thread) (Both of which have been going for over a year)
You quickly find a key, attached to a key chain. A metal object is also attached to the key chain. Numbers are on the object, and they read '252'. You assume that this is your room number
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| 09 Jan 2016 11:20 PM |
("And others I wont no how to reply, so I put it off while i try to think of something") (literally me)
Red quickly heads up the stairs to his room, appreciating the quiet and the thud of his boots on the floor. Such a nice sound. |
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| 10 Jan 2016 07:44 AM |
(So long as you leave me room to give replies, that shouldn't happen to terribly often)
It doesn't take you long to arrive at your room, as it's the second or third room you come to. There's nothing really extraordinary about the exterior, but the key says this is the room, so it's likely it is. All there is to do now is insert the key and see if it works
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| 10 Jan 2016 01:36 PM |
| I turn the key and open the door. Magic. How does it work? |
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| 11 Jan 2016 07:40 PM |
Twenty-first century technology sure is astounding, ey? The key works, and the door unlocks. You step inside to find a place just as average as the outside. Nothing to interesting to speak of, but hey, it's fully furnished. From the entrance, you can see a small family room to the right, with a television, couch, and a couple bookshelves. To the left is a dining room, complete with a table and chairs for all the guest you wont be having. Looking forward you can see a kitchen, furnished with all the things you'd expect, a fridge, stove, a few cabinets, and various other items. It's fully stocked on food too, enough to last you a month or two at least. Going forward, you see a hallway just left of the kitchen. Down it is a bedroom and bathroom. Nothing really to say about either. Coming back to the main room, you notice something that was previously hidden by the door; a small coffee table. On it is a packet, a phone, and a screen.
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| 11 Jan 2016 07:45 PM |
| "Hm." Red opens the packet, figuring it's probably some briefing or whatever. Not much else to do. |
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| 12 Jan 2016 06:46 AM |
The packet contains a file on a man by the name of Helter Skelter. He seems to be ranked 25th in the UAA.
http://nomoreheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Helter-Skelter
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| 12 Jan 2016 09:41 AM |
| Is there anything else in the packet? |
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| 12 Jan 2016 04:13 PM |
You search it, but find nothing else of interest. The letter you got from the UAA might have some other things in it.
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| 12 Jan 2016 06:36 PM |
| Look through that, as well. |
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| 15 Jan 2016 02:05 PM |
(Leaving for a weekend retreat) (I'll be back on Sunday)
You find 200 hundred dollars and the letter you got from the UAA. You glanced over it when you first got it, so now might be a good time to give a read through.
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| 18 Jan 2016 03:44 PM |
| Yeah. Do that. Read it and then we can go shoot somebody. |
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| 24 Jan 2016 05:08 PM |
The letter reads as follows
Dear Red
Congratulations on being accepted into the the UAA. We dearly hope you enjoy your time in our organization. This room has been given to you, fully furnished and stocked with about two to three months worth of food, all of which are completely free of charge. This is all just for starters, however, and you will need to go out and buy your own food after you run out, or your own furniture of yourself in need of it. Alongside this letter you should have received two-hundred dollars and the key to your room. Contact us if you did not receive either of those two things, and we will supply them for you immediately. You can also feel free to contact us if have any questions or concerns, and we will do our best to help you. Finally, you are free to tell people of your profession, but do not share any information on the UAA, your ties with the UAA, or any of the other members of the UAA. Failure to uphold this will result in your 'termination' from this organization.
Thanks -Silvia
You find a number at the very bottom of the letter. You assume this is the one the letter had instructed you to call.
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| 24 Jan 2016 05:13 PM |
| Call the number. Probably Sylvia's. |
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| 27 Jan 2016 12:04 PM |
The phone dials for a few moments before it picks up
"Hello, you've reached Silvia. What can I do for you?"
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| 28 Jan 2016 07:03 PM |
| "Yes, do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Nah, just kidding. Calling about the whole 'killing people for money' thing. Needed a job, I've spent the entire page walking to my damn room." |
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| 28 Jan 2016 09:59 PM |
"Ah, Red, nice of you to call so quickly. You have two options right now. There are a few decent paying assassination jobs I could set you up with, so that's option one. Or, option two is that I could set you up a fight. Helter, the 25th ranked assassin is in town for the next couple days, so I could easily set you up with that. Or, if you think you can handle it, I'll try to set you up with both."
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| 28 Jan 2016 10:10 PM |
| "Let's run with one of those assassinations first." |
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| 28 Jan 2016 10:21 PM |
"Alrighty, give me a moment to look through the database and see what I can give you."
Another bout of silence follows, as Silvia looks to find some fitting assassination jobs for you to go on. Silvia speaks up, not long after.
"Ok, so it looks like I have two jobs that you could do. The first one is a pretty simple one. A local big shot has made his name by stepping on every head he can, taking ideas from his lessers, and siphoning money from his company. However, he's too high up in his company for the guys who found out all theses things to do anything about it, so they hired us to eliminate him. You'll be sneaking into his home, today presumably, and taking him out. Simple, easy, and clean."
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| 28 Jan 2016 10:43 PM |
"Sounds good. Send me the information and I'll paint the town red.
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"Yeah, that was bad. Sorry. Been workshopping one-liners. Just.. e-mail me or something."
*clik* |
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| 28 Jan 2016 10:59 PM |
Two files pop up on the screen, one for the job Silvia just explained, and another for a second job. Looking at the second file, it hits you. You never found out what the second job was. Looks like Silvia was nice enough to give you the chance to look the second one over, even if you hung up before hand.
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