marie3rd
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:15 PM |
| Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to waste TIME! |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:21 PM |
poverty is a thing so many people are in, they are trying to work constantly to get food and serve their familys while your just here making fun of them. Take your greed and terrible jokes elsewhere.
Oh and I hope this is bait of some sort |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:23 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she was Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball. |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:24 PM |
Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
#code if ModsGimmeCookie == true then Yippe() end |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:25 PM |
| As a person I am extremely offended, and any Mom whose self esteem you haven't already destroyed with your blatant misogyny would be offended as well. Delete this thread now and learn to respect Moms |
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InkswelI
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| Joined: 17 Jan 2016 |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:32 PM |
What a misogynistic screed of verbal diarrhea… from a man who looks like a mouse. Mr. insertname, you are an idiot. I wish that the most beautiful woman you ever saw and desired could read your worthless piece of writing. You would be deleted from the gene pool immediately.
Referring to women as 'inferior', is pathetic, worm. And for your information, a man has to keep competing to keep his wife’s interest and respect. A man who does not treat his wife as his queen and mistress goddess, may be shocked and humiliated to learn that she is the mistress of someone else! As to your simpering words that women are ‘not creative’, you betray your ignorance and tiny mind, Mr. insertname.
I assume you are familiar with Google. See if you can match your creativity against women like Artemesia Gentileschi, Elizabeth Vigee Le Brun, Leonor Fini, Tamara de Lempicka, George Sand, and Collette, to name a few. I laugh to think of you matching wits with the likes of philosopher Simone de Beauvoir… but then, it is hardly fair to call a battle of wits with an obviously unarmed male.
If men create to be dominant, per your assertion and if all women have to do is dress their hair, how do you explain the prodigious work of women artist, writers and thinkers through the ages, who have worked despite massive obstacles from men who have sought to deny them education, admittance to respected academies of arts, letters and sciences, etc. I will tell you, little grasshopper. It was to protect the sacred myth that women are not creative or intelligent, certainly not as much or even more so than ‘any’ man. I am so sorry to pop your little bubble Mr. insertname, but male intellectual and creative superiority is just a myth, like Santa Claus. And you still cannot bear children, where we are the gateway of life, the womb and the tomb. Patriarchy is a rickety structure built on lies and maintained by violence. In matriarchy, there were no ‘female talibans’.
Per your contempt for marriage, you have nothing to worry about. As long as you refer to women as ‘inferior’ in the collective, no one will want to marry you. Any woman who reads your screed will despise you. If she gets whiff of your disrespect, she will discount and despise you. There are lots of older white males who lust after pretty Asian boys like yourself, though, whose misogyny might even match yours, so don’t give up hope. Women can afford to choose, it’s true, and muscles are not enough. There is no deodorant to disguise the stench of your misogyny, and you wish to put your worm in our bodies. Unbelievable. Yuck. If you are a gym rat, you cannot give proper attention and service to a woman, and she will replace you with a more attentive suitor.
I invite you to investigate the concept of ‘the marriage premium’, the fact that men who are married make more money and are marked for promotion more than unmarried stags, especially, as they push thirty. Such men are seen as vaguely irresponsible drones, who are not worth giving the reins of power to. I also encourage you to ponder on the little ditty that ‘behind every great man is a woman’. It is when men marry and have the wise and calculating strategic mind of an intelligent wife to guide them that they are able to most focus on climbing the ladder of achievement and achieving ‘alpha male status’.
Such women do not come cheap. We are jealous goddesses who demand all your love, worship and devotion. We have expectations. We are slave-drivers. We can be bloody cruel and enjoy it. We take men body, soul, and bank account. We are making a calculated investment, which we expect to pay off for us. You work for us and serve us. You are our knights, and our drones. We are the queen bees. This is the order of the universe, in virtually every culture, even under the outward veils of patriarchy. When a man serves his wife like a knight who continually wishes to do better, he becomes more of a man. He becomes refined. You, Mr. insername cannot approach this in the gym, nor in the locker room. It is the provenance of women.
Per your own argument, women are superior, because they do not create ‘to get d’. They create because it is the calling of their souls, even when they have to deal with obstacles, lack of encouragement, and the petty misogyny of weak ignorant males such as yourself.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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marie3rd
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:39 PM |
| Yo mama so hairy she ponytails her body.. |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:45 PM |
| Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up on BOTH SIDES OF THE BED! please don't be offended by this, it's just a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. |
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| 25 Jan 2016 06:46 PM |
yo mama so fat she's a map on call of duty
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so hairy that sandy stole her fur
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marie3rd
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| 25 Jan 2016 07:37 PM |
| Yo mama ugly, Tom Brady didn't deflate the ball.. HER FACE DID. |
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:14 AM |
| Yo Mama so hairy, when you were born, you got rug burn. |
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subbpop
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:15 AM |
your mother is so fat she was baptized in sea world
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:15 AM |
Yo mama is... no... Yo mama is... eh.... Yo ma-.. FOR GOD SAKES MAN...
ur mom is ugly *jumps backwards into a crowd of black people screaming OHHHHHHH*
you have my blessing (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆|Main of warp9102|+475 |
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:16 AM |
Also btw stop using jokes from that "100 yo mama jokes" video or whatever, you guys are all unoriginal, jees.... (some of you are)
you have my blessing (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆|Main of warp9102|+475 |
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:19 AM |
Yo mamas so fat She can't even fit me n the 20 inch long pool |
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subbpop
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:20 AM |
your mother is so fat she doesnt need car insurance, she's already nationwide
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ralftrol
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:21 AM |
| yo mama caused global warming |
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Aaler
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:21 AM |
What the jiminy crickets did you just flaming say about me, you little bozo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cub Scouts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret camping trips in Wyoming, and I have over 300 confirmed knots. I am trained in first aid and I’m the top bandager in the entire US Boy Scouts (of America). You are nothing to me but just another friendly face. I will clean your wounds for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this annual trip, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying those shenanigans to me over the Internet? Think again, finkle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of MSN friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the seminars, man. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bake sale. You’re frigging done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tie knots in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in road safety, but I have access to the entire manual of the United States Boy Scouts (of America) and I will use it to its full extent to train your miserable butt on the facts of the continents, you little schmuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your silly tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarned sillyhead. I will throw leaves all over you and you will dance in them. You’re friggin done, kiddo.
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| 26 Jan 2016 07:22 AM |
your moms so fat, Preston Garvey thinks its a nearby settlement.
here, ill mark it on your map.
tonald drump would have pumped my english dump. |
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marie3rd
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| 26 Jan 2016 08:11 PM |
| Yo mama so old, she test drived the Model T. |
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Slydexia
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| 26 Jan 2016 08:12 PM |
| yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy |
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KidPooI
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| Joined: 27 Apr 2014 |
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| 26 Jan 2016 08:14 PM |
| yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone |
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| 26 Jan 2016 08:16 PM |
| yo mama so old/fat when God said let there be light he had to push your mom outta the way |
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DaggerJax
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| 26 Jan 2016 08:18 PM |
yo mama so ugly she caused medusa to become stone
somebody hasn't been taking their anti-edgy pills | ot's meteorologist |
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