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| 21 Jan 2016 07:29 PM |
i'm asking her really dumb questions what should i ask her |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:30 PM |
| ask her "how do i turn on my apple lisa it's smoking" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:31 PM |
| how about dont waste their time when they could actually be doing their job and helping someone |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:32 PM |
ask her that your iphone has an android logo on the back of it
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:33 PM |
| then say "I TRIED SWITCHING THE RED SWITCH THING ON THE BACK AND NOW ITS ON FIRE" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:33 PM |
| ask her why people thought 799.99 was exaggerate-worthy expensive in 2006 and now its average price for an apple product |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:34 PM |
| you can always be that one guy and ask her "do you have battletoads" too |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:36 PM |
Do It CuZ OfF ToPiC SaId To Do It! :D
"If you die you lose a very important part of your life." -Jac266 |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:36 PM |
@vineshroom "Sounds like a technical question, but I’m not sure what you’re asking?" @pokemon "Oh no! That sounds complicated!
What happened?"
"Did you purchase from Apple or an authorized retailer?"
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I’m not sure why it would have an android logo and not an apple logo. I suggest taking it back to the store for more explanation." |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:37 PM |
| Ask her if the apple watch tells time |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:37 PM |
| "Do you have any androids?" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:38 PM |
| I got the red ring of death, wut do I do? |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:39 PM |
@vineshroom "but does the ipad come with battletoads?
Battletoads?
yes
An app?
battletoads" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:42 PM |
| "my cat won't stop meowing what should i do?" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:44 PM |
@zack "The Apple Watch sure does tell the time! And just like with the iPad Pro, during Online or In-Store Personal Setup, Apple provides ease and convenience by walking you through some of the built-in apps, key features, and answering any of your questions!"
@master "also i got the red ring of death. what should i do?
Oh no!
Turn off and turn on again!"
"do you guys sell any androids?
Nope, no androids sold here!"
@acc "my cat wont stop meowing
what do i do
Not sure - whatever you’ve done in the past!" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:47 PM |
i dropped my iphone down the sibk
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) MAN, THE OP IS KILLING US, MAN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~ http://www.roblox.com/hilarious-and-original-item?id=238305503 ~ |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:49 PM |
ask her if putting the phone in the microwave would charge it
Eharmony called, they want their players back |
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:52 PM |
| Why are you called apple if you cant eat it? |
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gunspo
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:53 PM |
that one guys siggy
"if apple made a car, would it have windows?"
op is secretly a banana
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| 21 Jan 2016 07:55 PM |
@nasty "I am sorry, but I am not understanding your question."
@thelego
"will it charge to 100% if i put it in microwave?
This chat is based on sales. I am required to end it if you are not interested in purchasing a product.
so it wont charge?
You have been repeatedly asked to stop this behavior. This chat will now end due to the inappropriate nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, blah blah blah didn't copy all of it" |
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| 21 Jan 2016 08:07 PM |
dont worry i switched to another vpn
@zack "why are you called an apple if you cant eat it?
Great question! Actually Steve Jobs said that he was on his way back from an Apple farm when he was deciding on a name for his company!"
@gunspo
"if apple made a car, would it have windows (windshield, etc)?
I wouldn’t have access to future products/technologies. I do apologize! Do you have any questions about our current products or an existing order? I am more than happy to help!" :( |
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| 21 Jan 2016 08:08 PM |
| ask "You have a collect call from: John Cena! Will you accept the charges?" |
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Coronatus
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| 21 Jan 2016 08:09 PM |
| Ask to speak to steve jobs |
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