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| 20 Jan 2016 09:41 AM |
First, you need several main characters with extremely complicated names for some darn reason. Be sure to inclue a lot of X's and vowels!
Xaiotybushu Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama Peekainomi Ching Chaixoxi Kistvaen Oixawaquia
But then there has to be that one protagonist with an American name, dubbed or subbed or not
Xaiotybushu Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama Peekainomi Ching Chaixoxi Kistvaen Oixawaquia Jake
Now you need STRICTLY only 1 antagonist. Anymore than 1 is not anime!! Difference is with the antagonist is they are a spooooooooky mystery, so you only know them by one letter of the name. First letter that comes to mind will be your antagonist's name
P
BUT WAIT your characters need over-dramaed characters
Xaiotybushu - The shy, weakest piece of filth thst the fans will love as the protagonist; weak but strong on the inside Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama - Xaiotybushu's future girlfriend who depends on him for help on everything even though he sucks. Always repeats him name for some reason when Peekainomi - That one 5 year old kid who has the knowledge of a 17 year old boy. Like in many animes, the younger is usually the smartest Ching Chaixoxi - That one dare-devil, cool, badass character who'll do anything for action. Note that he makes weird body movements whenever too Kistvaen - A weeb fan of Ching Chaoxoxi; He is trying to become like him Oixawaquia - That one super silly character who messes up with everything and is so clumsy he can cause a lot of dopey trouble Jake - An American who likes McDonalds a lot
BUT WE CANT FORGET THE ANTAGONIST'S PERSONALITY!
P - Taking over the world as imperialism. Hit: Being evil Miss:chocolate milk
Now with a super complicated plot for something so simple. Take notes on what I'm about to type.
...In the year 2069, evil broke out.... The Evil P is taking over the world (and somehow the police and military dont seem to notice as usual) and it is up to 7 heros to save Japan... Or America, o-or wherever they are POINT IS THEY NEED TO SAVE THE DAY! Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama! The very whiny girl with Witchcraft powers! Ching Chaixoxi! The power of carrying a sword 3x his size and weight! Peekainomi! The power of knoelege! Kistvaen! The power of PISSING PEOPLE OFF!!! Jake! The power of State Farm! Insurance where you need it! Oixawaquia! Inventor of the sushi minigun! Aaaaaand now Xaiotybushu! The power of being a pansy! Training to be the next supa warrior!
Now when you have the plot down, you need to have a script written/typed down. MAKE SURE ITS WEIRD AS POSSIBRU! (Including dramatic screams)
Story takes place between 8 am... And 9 am...
Ching Chaixoxi : YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY THIS THIS P! P : ... Kistvaen: You're surrounded now give up you must! P: ..........die *Shoots a laser cannon deth sentence at Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama* Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: AAAAAAAH! Xaiotybushu: DAIXUXUXUXUXUNIAAMA!!! Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: XAIOTYBUSHU!!! Xaiotybushu: Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama... Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: Xaiotybushu... Xaiotybushu: Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama... Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: Xaiotybushu... Xaiotybushu: Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama... Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: Xaiotybushu... Xaiotybushu: Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama... Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: Xaiotybushu... Xaiotybushu: Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama... Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama: Xaiotybushu... *laser half way there* Peekainomi: Oh no! Daixuxuxuxuxuniaama is gonna die if P's laser hits her! P: ..... Oixawaquia: Oh jeez! What should I do?! WhatshouldIdowhatshouldIdo whatshouldIdowhatshouldIdowhatshouldIdo *trips over a random cable* GUAIAAAAAAIAUAAHAAH!!!! *knocks himself out* Kistvaen: GUAAIAABAGAAAH! OIXAWAQUIA!!! FAINTED YOU HAVE! Ching Chaixoxi : Oh no hes recharging! P: FIRE! Kistvaen: oh no GUAHAAHAAIAUAH!!! P: FIRE! Xaiotybushu: *gets hit by laser* GUAHAAUAUUAUSUAAUAUAAIAIUAUOAOAAOAHAUAAUAUAIAAIAIAIUAUAYAAUAUUAUAIASUSIAIAUGH!!!! *faints but goes into a random flashback*
(You're nothing Xaiotybushu! You are as weak as Drawsome! *kids laugh and point at Xaiotybushu* dad: You're weak son. Your little sister is more of a man than you... Sister: *deep as voice with a beard* hell yeah daddy... Employer: Sorry... But im not gonna hire you. You see... You are just not the right man....) Xaiotybushu: I am more of a man than you think! P: huh? Xaiotybushu: IM DONE OF LOSING! IM DONE BEING LAST! FROM NOW ON, I WILL WIN *charges at P, runs like a weird Naruto ninja* HEEEEEEEIEIEIEIIIAAAAAA-- *P pulls out a Beretta* *Headshot* Everyone: 👁👄👁wat... P: ..... *randomly ends tells you to tune into next episode* -------- And that is how you make an anime. Please take tips because this'll make you a billionaire with Yen! Have a splendid day and conichiwa. :)
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| 20 Jan 2016 10:32 AM |
"Kistvaen"
Laughed so much that I slowly died like people do in American schools. |
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