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| 21 Dec 2009 05:13 PM |
I made one of these stories a while ago back in october...Stopped making it, but now I'm making it again :>
Day 1:
I walked through the airport, putting my luggage on a conveyer belt while all the other noobs did so too. We were all on our way to banland. Some of us had 1 day bans, some had 3 days, some even had Perma-bans! But none had IP bans. I walked onto the plane and slipped into the cool, leather, seat. I looked next to me, and there sat W33G33GUY. Scared and confused. The poor guy had just been perma'd, and there would be no way to get his account back. In the back of the plane, I saw Mckailey and Maddyfiren taunting Spartan118 as he desperately tried to unhook his seatbelt.
I looked ahead, preparing myself for the trip I was about to make. It would be about 8 hours, not a very long time. This was the best part about going to ban-land, the plane ride. This was a deluxe plane for the ultimate relaxation, crafted by Stealth Pilot. It had TVs, built in radios, and even a soda machine in back! I looked back at W33G33GUY. "You ready?" I asked him. He stared at me for a while. Finally, he said, "No," and the plane took off. |
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snipe2
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:17 PM |
...Can I be in the story? >.<
I have been banned. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:18 PM |
| Then, I met a guy named Explosion101. He had a 3 day ban for posting an offsite link. He told me that it was his first time in Banland, and he got hit with a ban hammer for the first time. I looked at Stealth Pilot. "Can I be let off this horrible plane? Its only my first one! Plzzzzzzzz?" asked Explosion101 to stealth Pilot. "No." He said. Explosion101 caught up with me and W33G33GUY. They introduced themselves, and then they got out some gear and started fighting >:D |
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kingQball
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:19 PM |
| i got baned once can i be in it |
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RANGER29
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:21 PM |
| I got a 3-day, last month. Do I get to be in the story? |
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Dman12259
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:21 PM |
I was banned once. I want a cameo as a chef. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:21 PM |
Day 2:
The plane just landed. We got out of our seats, looking around. I shivered. All around me were torture devices, training grounds, and a big building filled with jail cells. "Get a move on!" MSE said as she shoved us out. Bspurrel checked each of us with a metal detector, but the only ones who were detected were mckailey and maddyfiren. The sadly pulled out there torture devices and headed on their way. I waved bye to W33G33 as he walked toward his ban cell. Spartan, mckailey, and maddy followed close behind him.
Builderman took my hand and walked me over to a 3-day ban cell. My room-mates were a noob, microchip599, and a spammer. The only one I recognized was microchip. "Hey microchip! Wazzup?" I said to him. Maybe this would be a better trip after all. He gave me a high-five and started talking. "Hey Jim, this is my last day here, so sorry. Good luck with spammy and nooby over there." He pointed a finger to my other room-mates. "Spammy's here for 2 more days and it's noobley's last day." I thought to myself. So I'm going to be stuck here for 1 day with my friends, 1 day with a spammer, and 1 day alone. Maybe this would be bad after all. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:23 PM |
| Ossim story jimbo. CONTINUE ON pl0x |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:24 PM |
| I've been close to being banned but the mods love me :3 |
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kingQball
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:24 PM |
(I'm only adding people when I feel like it.)
I will post the main characters if you want, but it may cause spoilers. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:31 PM |
Day 3:
Now that microchip and the noob are gone, I'm stuck with a spammer! He doesn't talk right. He talks random gibberish. Not suprising for a spammer. A bell rang out through the building. "Excercise time!" A voice called. An admin unlocked my cell, and I walked with the spammer outside to the excercise equipment. I layed down on a bench and lifted up weights. I was doing good at first when all of a sudden I felt a crushing force. A cyber-bully was pushing down the giant weight! He was trying to kill me! I had to do something quickly, or something would happen. I tried to call out, but all the came out was a choked whisper. I was struggling too much.
All of a sudden the weight went away and the cyber-bully fell onto the ground, his face trickling blood. W33G33GUY stood over me and helped get the weights off me. The cyber-bully got back up and tackled W33G33. W33G33 crashed onto the ground, unable to get the bully off of him. I ran over to the cyber-bully and tried to get him off, but we were no match for his strength. All of a sudden the spammer ran over to us and slammed his foot into the bully's face. The cyber-bully fell to the ground, frozen like a statue. Everyone cheered for us, until bspurrel looked over us. "Looks some someone's been bad!" He said. He took a ban-hammer out of his back pocket, and swung it down on us. The spammer and me had 14 day bans, while W33G33 kept his perma-ban. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:32 PM |
DANG YOU BSPURREL!!! WAII!!! WAII!!! T_T
CONTINUE NAO |
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Dman12259
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:35 PM |
| DANG YOU BSPURREL! EXTENDING HIS BAN BY 11 DAYS! |
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kingQball
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:40 PM |
Day 4:
The only good thing about the 14-day ban is that our cell is practically right next to W33G33's. I had some new cell-mates. There was still the spammer, who's name was John, Heromaster, and a noob. I saw HaloHalo and ddude walk past my cell. "Wait!" I called out. "Where are you going?" They looked at me. "We're going to bail out Spartan118." Piped HaloHalo. They walked away, and started talking to builderman. A few minutes later, they emerged with Spartan118. I wish someone would bail me out. But there was nobody...Except my brother of course. But he didn't have enough money to support himself and bail me out.
I walked over to Heromaster. "Hi." I said to him. He just looked at me, and walked over to his bed. I tried talking to the spammer, but he wouldn't say anything. I looked out the bars of my cell, wondering how W33G33 was doing. He was stuck with mckailey and Maddy, poor guy. He also was right next to a cell with 1x1x1, Fleskjherta, Zuka, and Dignity. Those fellas partyed so loud ever night, they would almost never stop. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:44 PM |
| Put me in it. Don't do me by my username, do my name as The Miz. |
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| 21 Dec 2009 05:47 PM |
GR.. this is addicting story wish it was a book :I |
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