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| 31 Jul 2012 03:45 PM |
| Tell your BEST joke and hope that it really IS the best! After a couple of weeks i will buy the winners gift certifacates of 10$ to get robux... If u think that this is a lie or a stupid idea PLEASE do not comment rude things.. Just dont waste ur time at all!!! Good luck!! |
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| 31 Jul 2012 03:48 PM |
| http://www.roblox.com/angry-asain-item?id=88010891 |
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| 31 Jul 2012 03:48 PM |
| So A duck walks in a bar,then he gets in a fight and dies,the end. |
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alnick
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| 31 Jul 2012 03:54 PM |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer . 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My , that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?'
'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' |
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| 31 Jul 2012 03:55 PM |
| Two drums and a cymbal fell of a cliff. Ba dum crash. |
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DrLiliam
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| 31 Jul 2012 03:56 PM |
You should leave before OT tears you to shreds.
~"Half the population's just waitin to see me fail, yeah right, You're better off trying to freeze hell"~ |
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| 31 Jul 2012 04:03 PM |
| @alnick That is VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! A little long but very funny!!! U r right now in a land slide for winner! |
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| 31 Jul 2012 04:04 PM |
Get out.
~ HEY HEY HEY! STAY OUTTA MY SHED! ~ |
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lou222
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| 15 Nov 2015 09:14 AM |
| You should leave before OT tears you to shreds.[2] |
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| 15 Nov 2015 09:17 AM |
| inb4OPgetsbannedforscamming |
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| 01 Jan 2016 10:05 PM |
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Pie is love, Pie is life |
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| 13 Jan 2016 07:37 PM |
Have you heard of the baker that closed her donut shop?
She was 'fed' up with the 'hole' thing.
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| 13 Jan 2016 07:42 PM |
This was necrobumped
A new Challenger Approaches! |
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| 13 Jan 2016 07:45 PM |
ok ok guys there's this necrobumper and he kept necrobumping threads but then he got banned
quick as sand |
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| 13 Jan 2016 07:48 PM |
| i need to save alnick's post somewhere |
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