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| 06 Jan 2016 05:57 PM |
MR BEAR THE “attempted” NOVEL this is a story about mr bear mr bear is my idea and no one else's so use him in other stories randomly and don't delete the stuff i wrote or mr bear will eat your face and turn you into bee syrup which he will put in his ecto cooler for later One day mr bear stepped outside of his cave he was feeling hungry so he went to mcdonalds to get a big mac the clerk said that it was 2$ then mr bear said with extreme rage but this is the dollar menu not the 2$ menu but the clerk said ronald mcdonald is raising prices to buy new york city and turn it into the mcdonald's capital of the world |
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| 06 Jan 2016 05:58 PM |
| then mr bear grabbed the clerk and swallowed him whole then he raided the mcdonald's and took all of the hamburgers and sold them on ebay for 100 dollars a piece then he saw an ad reading “cheap crystal pepsi for the 1st person in walmart tomorrow” so mr bear teleported to walmart to get his free crystal pepsi but winnie the pooh was there first he said that he was going to make the crystal pepsi in to bee syrup then mr bear ripped his face off and got his free crystal pepsi then when he was leaving he saw winnie the pooh's dead carcass on the sidewalk he ate it and it tasted like bee syrup so mr bear went to bee syrup land and ate all the bee syrup in one millisecond |
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| 06 Jan 2016 05:59 PM |
| but he wanted more much more so he summoned the cosmic guardian of bee syrup and asked him for some he said no so mr bear challenged him to a duel they fought for 5 hours and mr bear won and ate all of the bee syrup then he stole his ecto cooler and drank all the surge that was in it then mr bear got bored and went to the chamber of juice he drank all the juice until “mr juicer” from “anthony and the chamber of juice” came and told him to stop so mr bear punched him and stole his surge and crystal pepsi and also took his ecto cooler and sold it on ebay for 1 trillion dollars he went back to his cave but found his xbox was stolen by santa mr bear thought that he killed santa in a previous story but he was back so mr bear went back to the north pole to get back his stuff but santa said no so mr bear ripped his beard off and ate it then he put the north pole in his crystal pepsi and put it in his ecto cooler for later |
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| 06 Jan 2016 05:59 PM |
| then he remembered he still had to stop ronald so he went to newyork to get revenge there he saw ronald eating a bigmac made out of money then mcdonald jumped at him and punched him in the face mr bear ripped off his hair and bit off his leg then mcdonald pulled out a nuclear bomb and set it off but mr bear was unhurt by the blast so he went back in time to buy bee syrup off of amazon for 2$ but winnie the pooh had it so he killed him and took his bee syrup and ate it then he killed piglet for no reason and blamed it on roo who got arrested and got a life sentence even though mr bear did it too swore revenge and that he will get even with mr bear but that never happened since mr bear is immortal then he went to mcdonalds but the price was still 2$ so he destroyed the universe and went back in time to 1860 to get a big mac he got it for a quarter since he was in the 8es when everything cost a quarter and was in black and white and had that old timey cartoon music in the background |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:01 PM |
then he went to the future where big macs were one million dollars due to inflation so he went back to the past and summoned ronald mcdonald to make him a big mac but he said no so mr bear made a hamburger out of his soul to turn into bee syrup to trade for surge to put in his ecto cooler to make it into crystal surge which he would sell for lots of money to buy more and continue that process so mr bear bought a cheap top hat and went to the bar to get a drink he drank infiniti b eer which he turned in to hot dogs which he sent through a portal in space time in which to make a cosmic bee syrup sandwich with big mac surge crystal pepsi and bee syrup when he did that he made a crack in space time in which he used to collect every hamburger in the universe which he made into a hamburger person to eat later and put in his ecto cooler which he got on ebay so mr bear threw his hat at someone killing them instantly so mr bear bought a private jet to fly to kentucky where kernal sanders makes his chicken from the undead to use as a competitor for mcdonalds which is the fast food king of the universe
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:02 PM |
( but Mr. Bear decided that the fast food universe was boring, so he took a big dump on it and flew into the sun the end.) but mr bear was invinceble so the cosmic hotdog from kfckentuckey dident think so, so he went to ebay and killed sanic with a contamminated big mac witch was 2000 AD and made sanic eat it causing him to turn into bee syrup then he went in to shreks swamp shrek said this is my swamp now so mr bear ripped off his shrek ears and made mim eat them then shrek got mad and shrekted him then mr bear killed him for brekfist and put his bee syrup in his ecto cooler for later then he drank some juce wich he got from the chamber of juce after paying him with a ecto cooler then shila la bouf showed up amd jummped at mr bear and tryied to eat his face but mr bear was too quick so he drowned him in bee syrup then ate him 2% of the 5% out of 7% witch is 1% of the time he was there eatting him but mr bear was still bored so he covered himself in bee syrup and slid down a hill distroying a building then he distroyied the city for a cheap bigmac wich was 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years old before the beggining of time |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:02 PM |
| I'd rather read a whinnie the poo book,sorry |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:02 PM |
| so he covered it in bee syrup and ate it for his infinit lunch witch took him trillons of years to make a portal to the bee syrup dimeshion of bee syrup out of whinneye the poohs dead body wich he found in a pile of crusted vomiit that was stuck too the wall for years then when he went through the portal and found piglet there eatting eor piglet turrened arround with a crazed look on his face and blood around his moulth and red soelless blood shot eyes and the left side of his hear was missing and brain tishue was oosing out slowley the piglet jumped mr bear and they fought for 10 years but mr bear finnally won and ate the infinit bee syrup in 5% of the time he was supposto eat the bee syrup after he did that he went back in time ank killed the dinosaurs ror no rason and ate them and that is how the dinosaurs died when they didn't give mr bear his bee syrup which had old big macks floating in it from the big mac riot of 80000 which was in the 80s after mr bear did that he made a suit out of winnie the pooh and danced around in it for days when he stopped it was the tuesday of the cows of frank mc hamburger mc day of hamburger man |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:03 PM |
| so he ate more big macs from the 60s that were in mint condition since they were in year 80000 and hamburgers were people too from the 10th amendment the hamburger amendment which made hamburgers people just like normal people of burger town of burger vill 27 the 5th burger camp in the second universe made out of big macs in the mcdonald's capital of the world new york where every building was built out of big macs but the mr bear realized that kernal sanders was not the real colonel sanders so he had to travel to kfc kentucky the kfc capital of the world where kernal sanders offered a 5$ fillup for 5$ but mr bear said no th the kernel sanders and ate his mustache to make another portal to the bee syrup dimension that he ate for a snack a couple days ago on the tuesday of the chicken of the frank then mr bear bought a cheap bagel he found on ebay that was contaminated by ebola so he threw it off the empire state building into a robot bigmack then mr bear saw donald trump walking to his next debate to try to become president so he can ruin america for everyone so mr bear threw a old infected big mac he found in the back of his ecto cooler he got on ebay which the person stole from la beast then he turned him into bee syrup then he go on ebay 10 minutes after that he ate a BIGMACK that he found but the bigmack was too big so it exploded when he bit into it and fat went everywhere because big macs are full of fat and chemicals |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:03 PM |
11/10 story op
take a chill pill |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:04 PM |
| than ronald mcdonald and donald trump came and said that mr bear owes them money for the payment of the bee syrup house that they were building on bay street mr bear said no so he ate them 17 times in a row and also ate the bee syrup house that the donalds spent her life making then mr bear saw a white panel van that said free bee syrup on it so mr bear went inside to find mcdonald putting human meat into his big macs to sell to the unsuspecting public but mr bear wanted some too so he robbed mcdonalds and took all the burgers for himself then the hamburgler saw and tried to mug him to take the burgers so me bear set the burgers down on a stump and engage in battle with the hamburglar for 6 hours straight then the hamburglar pulled a knife on mr bear so mr bear grabbed his cosmic battle sword from another dimension with magical powers to smite the hamburglar but the hamburgler ran away and stole the burgers then on that day mr bear vowed to kill the hamburglar it took him 5 days to track him down but when he did he was ready with a laser cannon mr bear went inside the mcdonalds to find the hamburglar asking for burgers then mr bear went up to the hamburglars left arm off and ate it he said it tasted like burgers then the hamburglar turned around with rage in his eyes and slapped him mr bear got mad and bit the hamburglars head off and then ate him then he went to his house and found mountains of hamburgers all around the house so he ate them all then he went to mcdonalds to tell them he killed the hamburglar but ron didn't seem happy and said that whenever he caught the hamburglar he tortured him for hours hr bear got confused and smote ronald and at his face in 2 seconds then he made a bad pun and flew away to do more weird mr bear stuff |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:05 PM |
| when he got to the cave he found winnie the pooh sitting in his chair so mr bear said somebody's sitting in my chair so he made him into a bear skin rug even though mr bear is a bear he still has bear merchandise in his cave so mr bear went back to the bee syrup dimension to eat more bee syrup but it was all gone because he ate it all before so he went back in time to see piglet so mr bear put him in the bee syrup to eat later then he turned the sun into bee syrup and ate the universe again then he found the north pole in the back of his ecto cooler so he broke it into little pieces to put in his coffee which defeats the purpose of hot tea because mr bear is the missaya of the universe so he told his butler to get his bee syrup from the ecto cooler that he had but he was all out so he used his magic to turn his butler into bee syrup to eat then he made more bee syrup then he turned sand into bee syrup for 8% of 5% in 4$ of 2$ which = bee syrup of the forgotten lands in the void of bee syrup which in france 2$ away from here so he went to new york to get a big mac but ronald said no so he destroyed the entire city and turned it into bee syrup and then ate in in 5 seconds then mr bear went to kfc kentucky and turned that into bee syrup too then he turned burger king into bee syrup and ate him and found a half eaten big mac in his pocket he showed it to ronald and then ronald realized that burger king was not a king but he was the hamburglar which mr bear ate 2$ ago then the cosmic hamburger guardian came in and said mr bear was under arrest for eating too much hamburgers |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:05 PM |
| so mr bear ate the cosmic hamburger guardian and then mr bear stole his powers to become even more powerful with his new burger powers like burger lephey burger control burger mancing burger teleporting burger magis so mr bear was the new burger king the real burger king so mr bear threw a octagon at ronald knocking his head off instantly turning him into a robot big mac ending the universe again for the third or fourth time and recreating in again then mr bear went to a mirror and said ronald mcdonald ronald mcdonald ronald mcdonald three times in a row summoning ronald mcdonald and ronald gave him his three wishes which he used to wish for bee syrup backpacks and crustal surge which he drank extremely fast causing him to explode and reform quintillions or times in a row so he stole winnie the pooh's bee syrup and ate his face for the third time then he got annoyed causing him to eat the cosmic bigmack of eternity which was too much causing him to die then resurrect in the bee syrup dimension where he ate all the bee syrup again and again for infinite years in the past so he went back in time to go forward in time so yesterday was the future and tomorrow was yesterday and the present was nothing so life was the eternal void in which people are in today but today is yesterday so we are actually are in tomorrow which is the past of the future in the void if time which doesn't exist but it does exist but it doesn't at the same time so there is a sub void in the middle so the voids keep getting smaller until they are so small they engulf each other in a 4 sided triangle which has eight angles in the infinite non existing circle so this is how mr bear destroyed time 8 times in 5 times of the hot dog void of 24 in the land of 25 which doesn't exist in 5 realities of 4 time spans of 100 baggles of 4 pickles in a hot dog named frank the great which dozens exist but is real for 2$ a pound in tuesday who is a store mannequin or infinity bigmack then mr bear ate his bee syrup and sold some bee syrup on ebay for outrageous prices like 1$ or 100000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000 on ebay and amazon so he could buy some cheap stuff on the place of stuff on a ebay |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:06 PM |
| so he got more bee syrup so when frank knocked on his door asking for 2$ to spend on ebay he said 24% of 5 and told him to leave forever and ever to spend the rest of his life in the void of mayonnaise which is in the mayonnaise dimension in the darkest depths of amazon in the amazon in the bee syrup of life which keeps the balance of life so he ate it and turned the world into a bigmack which he ate in 2 minutes of 5 seconds in the france of the void of infinity of the egg salad with legs of a man of a gaggle of 2$land on tuesday island in the void of nothingness which exists but does not exist an the same time frank the bagel mr bear called mr bear on his mobile phone to order a big mac so mcdonald warped it to him via airmail in the future which they went back to in the the of the land in the capital of mckfc where mcdonald took over the kfc because kernal sanders bead mcdonald's northers platoon which was controlling the northern fast food restaurants but mcdonald still held the south so mr bear wanted a 5$ fillup to satisfy him for a good amount of time and then he got some nice creamy juicy yellow pure bee syrup made by the bees for the bees and mr bear who eats the most bee syrup out off all the living things in the world and is the employer of all the bees in the world so mr bear is the queen bee and eats all the bee syrup that they make and sells it on ebay every 2 minutes of 2% of every 7% + 8% += 2% + bigmack = ronald mcdonald of the fifth burger world of the foreign dimension which is made out of big macs |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:07 PM |
so mr bear ate it and then bought a 5% hamburger out of a mountain made of bee syrup in the himalayas of the big bigmack in the pit of unholy bee syrup in the bee syrup dimension but mr bear never noticed that because he was too busy eating the bee syrup in the realm of bee syrup in the chamber of bee syrup that he got for 2$ on ebay then mr bear bought a item on the the sacred mcdonalds of the universe of king mcdonald of bigmack land where the bigmack trees are often in blossom over the river of fat in the dimension of the king ronald of mcdonald's which should be the capital of the world but is not at this current time so mr bear summoned the demon of 2$ to buy him a bigmack from the sacred menu the dollar menu and the best place in the world mcdonald's where everything is mcdonalds a cow bought a bagel off or ebay on tuesday his name was frank and he barely escaped one of mr bears rampages which destroyed the planet in the end he found frank and made a hamburger out of his soul and sold it on ebay for 2$ in mayonnaise which he used to summon the guardian of magical bagels in the hot dog dimension when he came mr bear killed him and ate his face turning it into bee syrup which tasted like flesh and then mr bear turned it into bee syrup which then he used to stuff in winnie the pooh causing him to turn into bee syrup then explode and and turn into bee syrup which he sold on ebay for 99 cents in bee syrup money which he used to summon winnie the pooh and steal his bee syrup |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:10 PM |
| then he also stole his face and ate it then he saw donald trump he gave him million year old bee syrup which made him po op himself which ruined his campaign causing him not to be president so kernal sanders became president so he changed the capital to kfc kentucky where he killed billions of innocent chickens to use in his 5$ fillup wic didn't fill up mr bear so he went to kfc kentucky and ripped off his moustache and hair then ate them then he ate all of the kfc in the world and then he ate kernal sanders and bernie sanders who worked in the back room of kfc putting subli minal messages in the chicken causing thousands of people to die of unknown diseases and turning them into bee syrup which mr bear ate later in the day because everyday is bee syrup day in the dimension of bee syrup in the land of bee syrup which mr bear turned into bee syrup and ate in 2 seconds then he ate one billion big macs and po oped out bee syrup then he ate that bee syrup and threw up all over the wall and then it got all crusty so he made it into a universe where he stored his infinite big macs to make into people to put in his ecto cooler which he ate because he was bored so he ripped off the face of winnie the pooh and ate it then his body turned into bee syrup wic he ate in 2$ of 2% of a hot dog which was named frank so he ripped his face off and it turned into bee syrup wic he ate in under 5% of 2% in 7% of 8% so |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:12 PM |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:13 PM |
| a 24 dollar hot dog was bad quality so mr bear ate his soul and made a 2$ big mack out of winnie the pooh's bee syrup then a pickle vomited bee syrup all over the room and mr bear ate it then he ate the pickle which made him cheap bee syrup he got from the second layer of bee syrup then mr bear ate some bee syrup and he felt the warm feeling when a big mack in near you he embraced the big mack then he ate it and made a bee syrup sandwich which he ate ^_^ in 5% of 2 minutes named frank so a magic bagel came and me bear killed it in 2 minutes then after that he saw the hamburglar enter a mcdonalds so he went up to him and punched him in the face knocking his head off and into a little girls happy heal and then the girl ate it and didn't notice the difference because she said it tasted like a bigmack so she ate some bee syrup but the bee syrup was too much so she exploded |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:14 PM |
| and mr bear bought a big mack on the dollar menu but they charged him one penny extra so he ate him then destroyed the mcdonald's and the entire city then he decided to buy a big mack but he just destroyed the mcdonalds so he opened a hole in space time to get his magical bigmack from the bigmack dimension in the heart of mcdonald land so he got his big mack but mcdonald did not let him past so they had a battle to the death and mr bear won so he consumed his soul thed ate his lifeless body and said it tasted like bigmack syrup but then grimace came and pulled a knife on mr bear and shanked him but mr bear's fur was too thick so he did not get stabbed so he turned grimace in to bee syrup and ate him then he ate the mcdonald's dimension and killed everything there and turned it into bee syrup |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:16 PM |
| and then he ate them and bought krystal pepsy on amazon which he threw at a biker then the bike came up to him and punched him some be er turned him in too bee syrup and ate his bike and then he got some surge and put it in his crystal pepsi and drank it making him fat so he took some weightloss pills makking him skinny so he put some bee syrup in his crystal pepsi turrning it yellow and gross so he threw it off a cliff where it exploded and turrned in to donnald trump so mr bear no scopped him in call of duty but it was actullaily in real life so mr bear became the world champion in gammes so he turrned the universe in to bee syrup and ate it then he found a 5 and hit frank with it turrning him, in to bee syrup so ten he 5%ed in to the bee syrup dimmension and killed whinney the pooh for atleast the 8th time and ate all the bee syrup again wich made him mlg so he made a meme abbout bee syrup wicg got infinit likes beacuse evryone knew mr bear and how great he was |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:16 PM |
| but one person diddint like it so mrbear killed him and turrned him in too bee syrup then he made a bee syrup dragon wich he made battle the bee syrup deamon of the bee syrup dimmension and in the end they bolth lost so me bear ate them ang gainned there powere and went on a rampage distroying the universe 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.5 timmes in a row then he made it to the power of 10 makking the universe crash caussing it to loose importint data wich deleted bee syrup from exzistance |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:17 PM |
| so mr bear went back in time and got all the bee syrup from the past and brought it too the fucher where he dicided to eat it all so then he stole burger kings crown makking burger king a pezzant so mr bear turrned him in to bee syrup and then he went in to the bathroom and lockted the door and turnned out the lights and lit a candle and sain bee syrup bee syrup bee syrup three times causing bloody bee syrup mary to come so mr bear ate mer bee syrup and killed her and took her ecto cooler and sold it on ebay for 2$ wich he used to buy 2 big macks in the dollar menu bee syrup is amazing so mr bear ate his flesh and stole donald trumps crystal pepsi which he sold on ebay to a robot miniature donkey named frank so mr bear stole his bee syrup and ate his face for 2 dollars then roo jumped through the window right into mr bears mouth so he said thats not very good revenge so he left the factory to try and find more bee syrup in the bee syrup dimension of bee syrup so he ate a big mack that ronald mcdonald specially prepared but when mr bear ate it his butt exploded on him causing him to explode and die but he came back to life and killed ronald mcdonald with a tainted big mack named frank then mr bear went to sotosopa and ate his bee syrup then he turned it into bee syrup and destroyed the universe to make room for his interstellar bee syrup collection when he did that ronald mcdonald came up to him and gave him a dollar for his international big mack refund that the entire world was watching on live television when that happened the entire world threw a party in his honor because mr bear is a world renowned celebrity it is great ok and then mr bear put a big mack in his bee syrup sandwich and names it 2$ and then ate it |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:18 PM |
| then ronald mcdonald and whinney the poo came tn to his house and mr bear ripped his face off and ate his guts and made them into a big mack which he put in his crystal pepsi then he turned it to bee syrup 2$ in change is what the bee syrup king wanted then mr bear ate a bee syrup pizza and he put it in his crystal pepsi for dinner in the bee syrup dimension of infinit bee syrup then mr bear saw rick the turtel and caveman they were stealling donnald trumps big macks so he shrekted them and ate them and turrned donnald trump in to bee syrup then ht used his magic to steal rick the turtels ecto cooler when he opend it he found a portail to shreks swamp so he went through and saw sherk shrek went to wall greens to pick up some stuff so me bear ate his face then he ate him snd took over shreks swamp and turned it in to a mr bear ammusement park (mr bear has infnit room in his stomach beacuse it is a small universe) then mr bear so then me bear robbed the bank and bought all the mcdonnalds in the world for 2% and then he invented cabble from waching infinit years of cabble with out stopping then a hot dog with hair on it then a truck labbeled “free big macks” came to his house he ate the entire truck |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:19 PM |
| then mr bear went to parris and saw the jakovasaurus and offered it some bee syrup then he ate it and distroyied the universe and turrned it in to a cheap one millon dollar big mack then mr bear killed spongebop and used him to mop up hiss spilled bee syrup and then ate donnald trump for lunch after his millon big mack appitezer than mr bear went on the star ship enterprise and found spac hitting kaptin kerk with a big mack so mr bear ripped off his spac hand and ate the star ship enterprise then he ate the universe and bought a new one for 2$ on the 2$ menue also known az the rich person menue beacuse it is slightley moar and only a rich person could afford a big mack on that menue it is a great website it is funny said mr bear as he was eatting yhe brains of spoderman then cave man came in so mr bear summond a universe big mack and it landed on caveman crushing him and turnning him in to bee syrup then mr bear ate the bee syrup and stole rick the turtels crystal pepsi then cave man crashed his fedex truck in to mr bear then mr bear got up and ripped cave man in to little peices and ate him and then made him swear alligence to the massia of the universe king ronald mc donnald but cave man diddent so mr bear killed him and stole his bee syrup |
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| 06 Jan 2016 06:19 PM |
| then mr bear went to the closed wall greens whare he found rick the turtle while rick was mourning the death of caveman mr bear stole all the meds and ate them then mr bear went crazy and distroyied the wallgreens and distroying the grass farm on the roof then when rick saw that mr bear distroyied his house he 420 noscoped mr bear with his dezert egul then mr beat got back up and reformmed his head and ripped of the sheel of rick the turtle it was filled with big macks so mr bear ate them then he saw rick trying to crawl to his fedex truck so mr bear ate his bee syrup and bit off his head then ate his face and the rest of him then he went to nebraska and turrned all the corn in to bee syrup ind then ate it on his big mack shen he saw spoderman and killed him beacuse mr bear red his mind and ate his thoughts about bee syrup beacuse mr bear is the king of bee syrup then mr bear went to france and threw his ecto coller at the i fell tower causing it to fall on jakovasarus killing him instantley then cartman threw his kfc at mr bear wich made mr bear mad so he ate cartman and he tasted like kfs so mr bear went to kfckentuckey and ate it then he killed kernal sanders and ate his moustash and made him in to kentuckey fried human kfh where he enslaved the world makking evryone work at his factorys to make kfh |
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