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| 03 Jan 2016 07:45 PM |
Trading smokestack and upgrading most smalls yeah
Alright here it goes
Well about 10 years ago I was hiking through the mountains with my family and there happened to be a large deer near where we were. I go up to pet the deer, but it got really angry. He charged at me antlers first, but luckily I was able to pull out my lightsaber in time. I sliced through one of the deer's antlers and it yelled in agony. He charged again, but this time he pinned me to the ground with his massive hooves. I thought I was done for until Captain Kirk appeared out of nowhere and kicked the deer straight in the esophagus. He helped me up, and he said "Let's finish this." I readied my lightsaber and started running at the deer. Before I got to him, the deer let out a loud screeching noise, then he transformed into Mecha Godzilla. Captain Kirk and I knew we couldn't handle him alone, so we retreated and hid in a cave. Luckily, Kirk had a signal on his Motorola Razr, and he called up an old buddy of his, Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus then hopped out through the phone's speaker and he said "What's up? You ready to kick butt?" and I was like "Hell yeah!" so the trio of Raptor Jesus, Captain Kirk, and I defeated Mecha Godzilla, and got ALL THE HONIES. With just barely enough time to get back to Chuck E. Cheeses for my 7th birthday |
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| 03 Jan 2016 07:45 PM |
stop believing when
"I was able to pull out my lightsaber in time"
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| 03 Jan 2016 07:46 PM |
Ok it was a toy lightsaber from walmart you duck
gosh ugly people just don't understand simple concepts >___________________> |
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