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| 03 Jan 2016 05:18 PM |
For 5 years, I have forumed on this subforum.... But for all these years... I've never been the ruler of this subforum's fate.
I have seen the gates of Banland, beyond which no foruming eye may see.
Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land...
(cutscenes of spammers and trolls)
This is Off Topic, of ROBLOX. The year of 2016. These are the closing days of Off Topic, and the final posts... of my account...
DUN DUN DUND UDN DUN DUN DUN DUND DUND DUND DUNDUD UDND UDND UDN DUN DUN DUUUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNNDDDUN DUUNDUDUNDDUDNDUDN
(OFF TOPIC TITLE SCREEN)
Options:
A. Start new game B. Load save
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:19 PM |
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And that's just one power Capitalism has! |
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:22 PM |
| not impressed needs more blood nerd |
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:29 PM |
You wake up, it appears you are in a prison. Some 2015er is in the cell in front of you.
"Oh, you're awake? Guess the staff don't show pity for builders. You'll never get to post again... You're going to DIE in here!"
Your mind clears and you look down, to see your worn Builders Club patch. Your ears are pierced by footsteps in the distance.
"Here they come, for you! Hahahaha."
An OTer is being escorted by the staff members, it's... some popular OTer. You don't quite remember the name. They're using your cell as an escape! By the 21!
"Prisoner, get out of the way!"
"Wait..."
???
"You... I've seen you... blah blah blah blah blah stars blah blah blah amulet blah blah blah trust blah blah blah"
"Follow us."
A. Follow the group B. Punch some of the group C. Be a rebel and stay
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:29 PM |
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EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET |
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:34 PM |
You decide to stay.
You hear some fighting, and some shouting. Some blood gushing here and there. Somebody screams in horror. One of them is dead or something, they're a little too far to hear the voices now.
I guess they forgot about you. Hm... it's been silent for a few minutes, you go down to investigate. The 2015er in the other cell is shocked, and burning with jealousy.
You make your way down through some tunnels, and then you find the group. Were they waiting for you? Suddenly, the guard, Moris, yells at you.
"Stay here prisoner, we're going on our own. We don't want you distracting us."
He goes out the door with the others, and locks it behind him...
Suddenly, you hear something coming through some old, corroded brick wall to your right. You begin to shiver in fear.
A. Yell at it. B. Bust down the door C. Run
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:39 PM |
C IT'S PROBABLY SATAN
EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET |
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:45 PM |
You attempt to bust down the door... but it's no use! You then proceed to screech and run! You hide in a corner, and the thing finally bursts through the door.
The thing is actually a drakobloxxer! You are cornered and too tired to run, but then you remember something. Fortunately, you have had some experience in previous flamewars and you whip out your blocky arm. A ball of fire appears, and you quickly throw it at the beast.
Oh noes! Drakobloxxers are immune to fire! What do?
A. Fist fight B. More fire C. Screech
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:50 PM |
You exercise your vocal cords, and begin to screech out some spam.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Visit my place!!! FORUM PARTY!!!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
WHAT ARE THOSE ECKS DEE!!!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
hi u ok?
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!
Finally, the Drakobloxxer has had enough. It whimpers away and goes upstairs to your cell. You hope it feeds on that snarky 2015er. Serves him right.
You turn your attention to the hole in the wall the animal has left... Hmmm... where could it lead? The other door is locked, and going back just takes you to the drakobloxxer. Best to venture ahead.
A. Go out the hole in the wall normally B. Go out the hole in the wall in style C. Go out the hole in the wall screeching
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:53 PM |
You burst through the hole, make a quick joke, and then continue to screech. Your vocal chords are really starting to hurt, but it's fun to do.
After a couple of minutes of screeching, more drakobloxxers have come! OH NOES!!! ZOMG!!!
But... they run past you.
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Oh... they were running from something else, not towards you... IT'S MSE6... BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!
A. Use fire B. Use fists C. Outrun her
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| 03 Jan 2016 05:53 PM |
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And that's just one power Capitalism has! |
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| 03 Jan 2016 06:13 PM |
You run from MSE6, winding through tunnels. She is slow, and cannot keep up. There's a box of treasure to your left, but you don't care and keep on sprinting. You find a door, and enter through. MSE6 has no idea where you are! You have lost her! Good job.
In this cave there is a light flickering. You wonder where it's from. As you round the corner, it comes into site. A troll. And a big one. Must've fed upon years of bait. It growls to itself happily, roasting some innocent forumers atop a fire. A tear drips down your cheek, you know one of them.
The troll pulls out some salt to season its dinner, this is your chance.
A. Fire! B. Fists! C. REPORT!
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| 03 Jan 2016 06:18 PM |
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more fun than riding narwhal |
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| 03 Jan 2016 06:22 PM |
You burst from the shadows, and startle the troll. He lay there on the floor, scrambling to get his thoughts together as you scream in your squeakiest voice... "REPORTED!!!!"
Within seconds, a hammer is conjured from the sky, even though there's a roof in the cave, and slams down upon the troll. He is trapped in Banland now, and won't be getting out anytime soon. You won't be able to do that move for 8 more posts!
You look to your left and see the forumers, they cry and scream for help.
A. Untie them and release them B. Untie them and keep them as servants C. Leave them to die
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| 03 Jan 2016 07:04 PM |
Sorry, I went afk.
You release the forumers, they all consider running away, but decide to stick with you for a while. Who knows, maybe they'll even be helpful! After all, one of them is your friend.
You continue through the tunnels, find another door and drop down into some chamber of a sort... Then you see the group again. That popular OTer and the mods... interesting!
You follow along until... OH NO! EXPLOITERS! What do??? WHAT DO???
A. Fire B. Hide C. Fists
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