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| 03 Jan 2016 11:00 AM |
Hello, everybody.
I'm notifying you all who read this that I'll likely be off the forums for an amount of time that I cannot say. I have become sick with what I'm assuming is a cold, but I've been stuck with it for a while.
I've been having trouble breathing along with the fact that my chest hurts, combined with the Common Cold symptoms.
I do not know when this will be over. Heck, there's even a chance I could die. That's why I don't have any specific estimations when I'll be back.
Thank you for reading.
(NOTE: I do not intend this for attention hogging or complaining.) |
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Deshoras
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| 03 Jan 2016 11:44 AM |
>common cold
You are such a sissy, go to the doctor. |
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| 03 Jan 2016 11:48 AM |
Everyone's sick. I have the same thing, happy. |
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| 03 Jan 2016 11:54 AM |
*deshoras must have not read anything else*
@lol The EXACT same thing? If so, then... |
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| 03 Jan 2016 12:09 PM |
| It's something that's going around. |
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| 03 Jan 2016 12:27 PM |
| Nice to know I'm not the only sick person. My throat hurts, my body is weak, I have a bad headache, and I'm sweating like heck even though the room isn't hot or even warm. |
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birmie123
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| 03 Jan 2016 12:30 PM |
im in the hospital room with a broken leg.
oh, well, im the type of guy that'll never settle down, where pretty girls are, well you know im around |
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| 03 Jan 2016 12:32 PM |
Broke your leg, Birm?
Do tell how. |
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birmie123
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| 03 Jan 2016 12:39 PM |
it got smashed by the dallas cowboys ruining my hopes and dreams.
oh, well, im the type of guy that'll never settle down, where pretty girls are, well you know im around |
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| 03 Jan 2016 12:54 PM |
injuries, disease, wow....
um |
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Deshoras
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:04 PM |
"it got smashed by the dallas cowboys ruining my hopes and dreams."
That happened, except it's my dignity what's broken beyond immediate repair. |
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birmie123
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:06 PM |
kellen moore is pissing me off right now
oh, well, im the type of guy that'll never settle down, where pretty girls are, well you know im around |
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:28 PM |
"Heck, there's even a chance I could die."
i'd say that there is a 100% chance of you dying eventually but as far as the immediate future is concerned I'd say the chances are remarkably lower, unless you are actually a time traveler from as early as the late 1400s, in which case if you were a native you're probably not immune at all to the common cold and yes you will probably die, otherwise I think you should be fine and if it's lasting long you probably got a few colds in a row because that is a thing that happens |
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benzo2
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:32 PM |
Ahhh, I remember thinking I was going to die. Idiot doctors managed to confuse Sinusitis for a bloody brain tumor. Went to the hospital, the doctor there just laughed his ass off and said "You have a sinus infection, which probably hurts like hell, yeah? Here's some vico's, you'll be better tomorrow." |
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Tarandus
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:34 PM |
| omg i'm having trouble breathing and my chest hurts!!!1!11! |
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:58 PM |
| can confirm birm has not broken any limbs ever |
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birmie123
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| 03 Jan 2016 01:59 PM |
hwo do you know i didnt lie
oh, well, im the type of guy that'll never settle down, where pretty girls are, well you know im around |
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| 03 Jan 2016 02:01 PM |
what am i wearing right now
oh, well, im the type of guy that'll never settle down, where pretty girls are, well you know im around |
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Tarandus
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| 03 Jan 2016 02:18 PM |
| Everyone is dying, why else besides for rest do you think we sleep? |
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| 03 Jan 2016 02:19 PM |
| Sir is married to birm, therefore Sir knows everything about birm. |
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benzo2
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| 03 Jan 2016 02:20 PM |
| Telling someone to sleep for an illness - The human equivalent of 'Did you try unplugging and plugging it back it?" |
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| 03 Jan 2016 02:23 PM |
My parents force me to school when I am stressed, tired, sick, had chicken pox and many other things. It'll cure if you wrap yourself in several bedsheets and sweat the damned thing out.
Ro-War? To hell with that idea! http://prntscr.com/9lcv6i |
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bandmate
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| 03 Jan 2016 02:24 PM |
>Common Cold >"Heck, there's even a chance I could die"
A red button beeps in the small, black room. The room was adorned with only a single black chair, and in it sat a man. The man was simple, wearing jeans, a blue shirt and gray hoodie, and a wide-brimmed straw hat. He sat in the chair with a smile on his blank white face, two guns holstered in his belt. The red button beeped again, getting louder. As it reached the loudest it could possibly get, the room turned red and a robotic female voice said "Alert. A wuss has been located nearby. Please evacuate." The man continued to smile as he unholstered one of his guns and put it to his head. "Not today, wusses. I'll just change my name for the seventh time." A shot rang out, and the man was dead. The alarm continued to speak. "Alert. A wuss has been located nearby..." |
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