hurtruler
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:07 PM |
You wake up in your Cheetos-covered bed, and you just had a dream that you had a gf, who loved you.
What do you do?
A. Go on 4chan to write memes.
B. Go back to sleep
C. Jump out your window |
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Squidfid
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imN8
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:07 PM |
the obvious answer is go to 4chan to write memes while going back to sleep and in your newly broken window
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:08 PM |
| TALK ABOUT HOW GIRLS DON'T LIKE NICE GUYS |
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:08 PM |
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hurtruler
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:09 PM |
You go on 4chan and start writing up some memes and entering some fake steam giveaways. Someone is knocking on the door, do you:
A. Ignore it
B. Go open it. |
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Squidfid
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hurtruler
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:11 PM |
When you open the door, you see a guy who just told you: "Congratulations! You've just won a free life makeover and $10 million dollars!" He hands you a check, and gives you a potion to become irresistibly beautiful.
Do you:
A. Take the potion
B. Keep the check and ignore the potion. |
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twinblock
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:13 PM |
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As an engineer, I say the glass is twice as big as it ought to be.
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hurtruler
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:15 PM |
When you ignore the potion, the man turns you around and forces the potion down your throat. You drink it, and you become amazingly beautiful, wondering why you even turned it down in the first place. You walk to your local CVS, and you see the most beautiful woman ever.
Do you:
A. Slap her
B. Talk to her
C. Ignore her |
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Squidfid
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DaggerJax
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:19 PM |
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somebody hasn't been taking their anti-edgy pills | ot's meteorologist |
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hurtruler
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:19 PM |
You talk with her, and she starts to fall madly in love with you.
After two months, with you two dating, you ask her the question. What question do you ask her?
A. "Will you marry me?"
B. "Would you like to smell my Doritos breath?" |
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Squidfid
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hurtruler
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| 02 Jan 2016 04:25 PM |
She agrees, and you two start hastily preparing the wedding day preparations.
On the wedding day, you exchange vows. You both say, "I do." The justice now says, "You may now kiss the bride." You two get ready to kiss, and when your mouths touch, you wake up.
"It was all a dream, I've just been kissing and hugging, and who knows what else I did to my pillow," You say to yourself. You sigh and realize that your life sucks. You put on your work clothes and go to your dead end job.
The end.
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