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| 26 Dec 2015 07:35 PM |
I will be your guide today mc Brightless bobby jones. I've been raiding vak for basically my entire time on roblox, so i know what im talking about here.
Tips and pointers for all of Vaktovia's bases
-SMO 1-
You may not remember SMO1 but it was preeeetty cool dude. When joining with a bunch of vaks defending you may notice something, TREMENDOUS LAG. If you thought kaznan was bad, smo1 lag is 1000% worse.
When you raid DO not constantly go for a officer, he will get annoyed and pull out the ATAC. The atac is death, its worse than the dropship. Personally i have PTSD from that thing ueruuruu...
Another very important thing you raiders should fear! GETTING INTO THE DAMN BASE. Getting into the base at SMO1 was the only goal for a raider, and it was the hardest thing ever.
You don't have to worry about a good KDR here because lets face it, everyone went 0-145
-SMO 1.7-
Probably one of my favorite bases of ALL time. So heres some pointers ;)
You NEED sneakiness if the Vaktovians outnumber you. Vaktovians are essentially blind when it comes to seeing in the dark, so alot of raiders starting putting on black camo.
KDR is everything in this base, and you're asking me "What if i don't have a good KDR?" Well thats easy to solve! Go to that sink over there and hit your head at the faucet 23 times.
Being killed by a vaktovian automatically means their weapons are better than ours. So you're obligated to go complain on the forums about the guns.
Don't go into the base if you don't know what you're doing, like literally you should just reset if you are in the hallways and you're lost.
Abuse the multiple ways into the base! Stacking isnt always so great because they can shoot you!!! So use the left cliff and the raider spawn mountain to get into the base, if you don't know what these are. screw off.
Before the medigun update there were grenades and medkits, oh god those grenades. Explosions everywhere, the VAC's would be seen blowing up generals left right and center. So now that there's mediguns FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HEAL YOUR TEAMATES.
Raiding with a group? You really don't need advice here, it's literally the easiest thing to do. If a group of random raiders can win there you can too...
ALSO one last thing, do you see a door with a vaktovian symbol on it? DONT FREAKING RUN AT IT.
-SMO 2.0-
Probably my least favorite vak base, is SMO2. SMO2 is one of the most bland and straight forward bases VAK has ever created.
There are like 4 points, RMAB. M and B are the only two important points. If you have full control of the raid you can capture the medi room and the hangar.
Planning to soloraid VAK, TOO BAD. It is literally the hardest thing to do because somehow people STILL don't know how to use the medigun. And also another thing the map is basically one huge chokepoint, and chokepoints are not good for you stinky lil raiders.
Lose the terminal to VAK? Go to the forums and complain. Die to a VAK? Go to the forums and complain. Officer using officer pistol? say 5-0
Believe it or not VAK does not have super sniper and rocket launchers, so if you get one-shot don't scream on the teamspeak.
SMO2 is all chokepoints, so if you lose one chokepoint you lose all of them because VAK can just send a infinite flow of defenders down one path.
If you want to raid SMO2 with your clan? DONT GO DOWN THE OBBY. That crap will confuse all of your clan members tiny minds. I've literally watched in complete horror as 10 raiders went down the wrong path and die, literally the people behind the person who dies just goes anyways.
I'll tell you guys a little story about the obby, you guys know the general Hunter7777? I was hiding on one of the very broken spots at SMO2 when i saw hunter go to the obby AND DIE. Hunter then tried 3 more times and died, he then quit the game.
#Rememberhunter0-4
-Kaznan-
Lets say selecting Kaznan to raid out of the tons of other bases is like picking bleach when there is a ton of twix bars.
Sneakiness is key for getting a good kdr here, so prank your friends and shoot at them to heal you when a VAK patrol passes by. ITS JUST A PRANK BRO?
Amagine a lost bunny (VAC) and a wild bear (VAK) running around kaznan, you wanna go after the lil bunnies, they have no idea what they're doing and its funny when you kill them.
Find creative ways to spawntrap, WHO NEEDS OBJECTIVE TAKING? When you can have a good kdr and scream at your teamates for not healing you!
Relax man, just lean back in your chair while your raid leader screams his lungs out. Just chill man B)
-General tips and pointers-
If you're very weak heres an easy way to get kills! Simply just kill that one idiot VAC that spins in circles untill you're POSITIVE!
ALWAYS target the lil guy behind the VAK's healing them, think of VAC as backpacks, they're really heavy so the VAKs usually ask for heals and the VAC spins in circles and runs away. Thats when you strike.
STAY AWAY FROM GENERALS, literally only target them when YOU know they're alone. There is always a flock of VAC running around him, making him basically invincible.
Are you low on health, and a VAC is literally about to kill you? THIS SHOULDNT HAPPEN VAC ARE BLIND AF.
remember if you die to a VAK start swearing at him and say "5-0". If you're a edgy guy who has no friends simply double tap z.
To be serious, raiding vak is not a thing alot of people like. Theres a very small few of people who actually ENJOY raiding VAK. And no you don't enjoy raiding VAK if your goal is to only WIN at their base.
-Do not encounter list-
Astrochemistry, Fourpapa1, Br5d, Domeboybeene, Hunter7777, Bisho, Nitrostrike.
Astrochemistry is a man of two words, charm and beauty. His charm alone blocks the bullets of countless raiders, astro runs into battle SHIRTLESS, letting his belly hairs kill the raiders. This man is a danger to all who oppose him, so if hes in your server LEAVE.
Fourpapa1 is that guy who kinds of just sits and watches the world burn. Fourpapa is a legendary creature that you should not encounter IF he is in the Krusty Crab at Snowey moon outpost. Fourpapa1 likes to put billy cosby pills in soloraiders drinks. So watch your drinks raiders!
Br5d is that really cool guy who lives in your basement, don't kill him!
Domeboybeene, oh domeboybeene. Domeboybeene YOU should encounter in CIV 5 because he blows at CIV 5. But don't encounter him at kaznan, his british accent will haunt you for days. Domeboybeene rides towards the terminal with the wind flowing through his short greesy hair (rekt). There is one legendary moment, there was this one raider named obnob fell victim to domeboybeene https://youtu.be/wN2Y5pI6MuY?t=50s.
Hunter7777 I remember this guy when he was a private, he was the same as he was now. Quiet and a bad ass. A annoying ass though, i have to chase this guy 50 kilometers to get one kill on him. and most of the time he uses VAC's as meatshields.
Bisho is actually invincible, i've proven this. I would sneak up on him and shoot him 17 times in the head and he would just turn around, and point his finger at me and go "boom" and i'd die.
Nitrostrike is a dropship trainer, his dropships are the most highly trained dropships in the empire. His dropships will pick you up and bring you to their nests and feed you to their dropship babies.
- DO ENCOUNTER LIST -
All VAC's other than BR5D The royal guard (they're all bad!!!)
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| 26 Dec 2015 07:44 PM |
| I will use this in the future! |
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Bubsv
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| 26 Dec 2015 07:44 PM |
| to this day i dont think there's been a single royal guard in VAK that was actually good |
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| 26 Dec 2015 07:44 PM |
Warning:
D-d-d-dropship alert |
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| 26 Dec 2015 07:51 PM |
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Boom, bam, bop, botta bot bomp, POW |
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| 26 Dec 2015 07:52 PM |
Thank you I now Know how to properly attack the vaks :D
Don't cut yourself on all my edge |
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blake1412
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| 26 Dec 2015 07:57 PM |
This should be thread of the year
10/10 would read again |
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| 26 Dec 2015 08:07 PM |
The level of writing in this thread is spectacular. This would surely get a 4++ in any English essay.
I applaud you good sir. |
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Flammavir
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| 26 Dec 2015 08:12 PM |
you forgot in the do not encounter list me
SALAM. |
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| 26 Dec 2015 08:16 PM |
| so close to a perfect list flammavir! |
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| 26 Dec 2015 08:17 PM |
"you guys know the general Hunter7777? I was hiding on one of the very broken spots at SMO2 when i saw hunter go to the obby AND DIE. Hunter then tried 3 more times and died, he then quit the game.
#Rememberhunter0-4"
"Are you low on health, and a VAC is literally about to kill you? THIS SHOULDNT HAPPEN VAC ARE BLIND AF.
remember if you die to a VAK start swearing at him and say "5-0". If you're a edgy guy who has no friends simply double tap z. "
"If you're very weak heres an easy way to get kills! Simply just kill that one idiot VAC that spins in circles untill you're POSITIVE!
ALWAYS target the lil guy behind the VAK's healing them, think of VAC as backpacks, they're really heavy so the VAKs usually ask for heals and the VAC spins in circles and runs away. Thats when you strike."
all of these had me cracking up
great post :) |
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| 26 Dec 2015 08:21 PM |
| tracking lmfao thanks sir! |
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