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| 29 Dec 2015 09:18 PM |
| I haven't laughed this hard in a while |
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| 29 Dec 2015 09:22 PM |
| "It's like Skyrim with lasagna" |
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| 29 Dec 2015 10:38 PM |
"Its not art if its not Garfield Kart. When racing I only see a black screen."
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| 29 Dec 2015 10:39 PM |
"didn't have AIDs before opening the game, have it now"
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| 29 Dec 2015 10:54 PM |
The thought of garfield kart itself made me laugh
Why did they make garfield kart |
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| 29 Dec 2015 10:57 PM |
V my favorite one
"This game came into my life at the perfect time. Allow me to give you a little backstory of myself: When I was 14 years old, I was a massive Garfield fan. Often times, I would sit about and do nothing but read the classic comic strips. They are hilarious! Garfield hating mondays and loving lasania, that was my childhood. I began to feel really depressed and worthless at about 15, and I often times wanted to end my life. My family lived in a tough part of compton, and I got beat up a lot by the tougher black kids of the community. When I was 17 years old, I attempted to end my life. I tied a rope around my ceiling fan, stuck my head through the loop at the other end and jumped off my bed. Ultimatley, my obesity problem stopped me from certain death, and the ceiling fan was ripped down off the ceiling and collasped on top of me on the floor. My parents where unable to pay my hospital bills, and they were so angry with me that they disowned me, leaving me to fend for myself on the streets. I met a few other young men who spent there lives in poverty, and I joined them to attempt to make some money. We sold cocaine on the tough streets, but my curiousity got the better of me and I took some home and tried it myself. IT WAS AMAZING! I kept doing it, because it was the best feeling of my life, and I was quickly addicted to it. When I was 19 years old, I nearly overdosed and died, but I barley survived. I noticed something both times I was rushed to the E.R.: The only thing going through my head while I was dying in the back of that ambulance was Garfield. After spending 9 months in a goverment funded rehab, I decided to dedicate my life to Garfield. When I first discoved this game, my life was eterinally changed. Instead of getting high on cocaine, I'm getting high on Garfield Kart. I love this game so much, it encouraged me to go out and get a job at a go kart track. Sometimes, when the little kids go around the track in the karts, I like to pretend that the kids are garfield characters. Unfortunatly, my imagination got a little too vivid, and I imagined one of the little girls was the sexy Chadore', the hottest cat in all of the garfield universe, beckoning me to ♥♥♥♥ her hard. I'm still in court over that one. Anyway, this game is life changing, and I deeply encourage you to indulge yourselves." |
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| 29 Dec 2015 11:34 PM |
| I'd buy Garfield Kart just to write a review, it's only a dollar |
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| 29 Dec 2015 11:47 PM |
| that was the best comment @tjl, lost my sides |
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MrEWhite
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| 30 Dec 2015 12:06 AM |
Game is tagged with "nudity" and "psychological horror."
Go back to Klans and Guilds, don't forget your robe. |
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| 30 Dec 2015 11:09 AM |
"Oh lord it is on 3ds"
Apparently it was first on the app store then 3DS. Now you can buy this amazing game on Steam. |
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| 30 Dec 2015 12:25 PM |
hey, Look on the bright side Atleast it isn't 'super bombad racing' That game is just... dear god. |
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jason2926
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| 30 Dec 2015 10:02 PM |
| You want funny reviews? Look at some of the Steam reviews for Pewdiepie: Legend of the Brofist |
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| 30 Dec 2015 10:12 PM |
| These reviews made my day. |
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| 31 Dec 2015 10:14 PM |
"Look at some of the Steam reviews for Pewdiepie: Legend of the Brofist"
I saw that too lmao |
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