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SRHL is not online. SRHL
Joined: 10 May 2010
Total Posts: 13484
08 Dec 2014 10:25 PM
my school banned lunch because the food might have chinese sars flu in it or something

my school banned recess because kids were trying to play irl minecraft and a 7 year old fell in a lava lake and died

my school banned classrooms because of this: http://ow.ly/Fzs9Y

my school banned science because isis recruited 16 people who took chemistry 30

my school banned social studies because our superior programs taught the basics of leadership to the supreme dictator of canuckistan

my school banned bathrooms because PETA protested against the unethical flushing of dead fish

my school banned libraries because all the nerdy kids were using manga to attempt learn evil witchcraft which had the power to allegedly destroy the universe

my school banned smartboards because it's living proof that computers and robots are taking over the world and making children dumb

my school banned girls with makeup because they try too hard to look better than emilia pikkarainen and still fail at it

my school banned food fights because some kid ate a peanut and turned into a brain-eating zombie

my school banned english language arts because they realized the word "fuck" was english so now we're forced to speak hungarian

my school banned pants because there was a street gang called the east side trousers and their gang sign was wearing pants

my school banned social dance in phys ed because too many people were either twerking or doing this stupid crap: http://dagobah.net/flash/SW_-_Juutilainen_ja_Litvyak.swf

my school then banned phys ed entirely because some dumb girl tried to poledance on the basketball net and fell on her head and started running around shouting POTATO

my school banned blow-dryers because a latvian female foreign exchange student with very broken english asked another girl if she could give her the hair dryer so that she could give herself a "blow job" because she got her hair wet while washing her face in the bathrooms (before the bathrooms were banned)

my school banned art class because some dude wrote "FUK DA POPO 420 BLAZE IT YOLO SWAG" in really nicely drawn graffiti on the school wall

my school banned apple products because siri taught the 3rd graders how to hide decomposing corpses in dumpsters or under bridges.

my school banned hats because kung lao from mortal kombat taught the kids how to kill people with them

my school banned different colored hallways and rooms because it promotes racial segregation so now everything is painted gray and i can't see shit

my school banned bands because 3 kids formed a death metal band and influenced others to sacrifice goats in the gym

and now my school just banned computer labs because they caught me posting this stupid crap
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LolCanucksSuck is not online. LolCanucksSuck
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08 Dec 2014 10:28 PM
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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08 Dec 2014 10:30 PM
baszd meg magad
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NMSVikings is not online. NMSVikings
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08 Dec 2014 10:30 PM
Pulsing bulbasour
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LolCanucksSuck is not online. LolCanucksSuck
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08 Dec 2014 10:37 PM
Menj a kurva öld meg magad, te szarházi. Legalábbis az én iskolai hadd én vagyok tagadja a holokausztot, verekedő jó erőben twits.
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Chriz13 is not online. Chriz13
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08 Dec 2014 10:45 PM
Would you want to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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buiIderman6900 is not online. buiIderman6900
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08 Dec 2014 10:46 PM
rule 1 of life: don't open a link sent & shortened by cap
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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08 Dec 2014 10:48 PM
my school banned bike racks because it looked awesome and caused a 5 year old to say "nice rack" in front of the principal

my school banned algebra because nobody understands klingon

my school banned lockdown drills because this is canada and there is definitely no crime here ever

my school banned gay-straight alliances because all the bisexuals were using them for free sex

MY SCHOOL BANNED RED BULL BECAUSE RED BULL GIVE YOU ENERGY!!!! FUCK YEAH ENERGY!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! RED BULL FUCK YEAH!!!!

my school banned show and tell because everyone's pets would cause the teachers to get arrested for participating in an illegal animal fighting ring

my school banned valentines day because some really cute guy would go stealing girls' hearts and then leaving their heartless corpses to rot in the janitor's office

my school banned pokemon because religious parents are extremely against evolution and because everyone knows that hypno and drowzee are fucking pedophiles

my school banned trigonometry because there are 3 points in a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
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buiIderman6900 is not online. buiIderman6900
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08 Dec 2014 10:50 PM
there are an infinite amount of points on any given figure
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RektItCool is not online. RektItCool
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09 Dec 2014 12:22 AM
10/10
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anojan12345 is not online. anojan12345
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09 Dec 2014 12:25 AM
"my school banned classrooms because of this: http://ow.ly/Fzs9Y"

thanks for the NSFW warning111
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ebenton95 is not online. ebenton95
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09 Dec 2014 06:01 AM
My school banned breathing because dead people find it offensive
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NooneisBetterTheMe is not online. NooneisBetterTheMe
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09 Dec 2014 06:03 AM
I got suspended for riding down the stair's of my school on a trash can lid gg
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racinghy15 is not online. racinghy15
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
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09 Dec 2014 07:03 AM
"my school banned classrooms because of this: http://ow.ly/Fzs9Y"

THANKS FOR NOT SAYING NSFW KAP.....YOU ASS! I hope they don't check the internet history at work....
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bunghole1914 is not online. bunghole1914
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09 Dec 2014 07:09 AM
LMAO RACING
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BMLGUY is not online. BMLGUY
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09 Dec 2014 07:26 AM
#IncognitoTabs
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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10 Jun 2015 12:36 AM
So did anyone ever find out whether or not racinghy was fired?
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crazygina is not online. crazygina
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16 Jun 2015 02:54 PM
I once brought a homemade anti bac to school to fit in with my friends, I was the only girl with a.u.t.i.sm. My teacher didn't like it because it had DISH SOAP in it.
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deathrange07 is not online. deathrange07
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16 Jun 2015 02:57 PM
@bml
incognito does not protect you from your ISP seeing what you surf

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
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bookface6 is not online. bookface6
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16 Jun 2015 03:19 PM
rip racing
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crazygina is not online. crazygina
Joined: 12 May 2010
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16 Jul 2015 02:09 PM
I have an idea: My school banned candy because some kid was eating Skittles and then she threw up rainbows
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bookface6 is not online. bookface6
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16 Jul 2015 02:12 PM
my school got rid of incognito mode
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perrandude is not online. perrandude
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16 Jul 2015 02:17 PM
lol'd @ the red bull one
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AnimatedDannyo is not online. AnimatedDannyo
Joined: 28 Mar 2011
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16 Jul 2015 03:31 PM
"my school then banned phys ed entirely because some dumb girl tried to poledance on the basketball net and fell on her head and started running around shouting POTATO"

LMFAO

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LordMasterMewtwo is not online. LordMasterMewtwo
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16 Jul 2015 03:39 PM
His school banned sandwiches because me and 000chuzzy went around screaming "MÄ OON VOILEIPÄ!!"
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