SRHL
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| 08 Dec 2014 10:25 PM |
my school banned lunch because the food might have chinese sars flu in it or something
my school banned recess because kids were trying to play irl minecraft and a 7 year old fell in a lava lake and died
my school banned classrooms because of this: http://ow.ly/Fzs9Y
my school banned science because isis recruited 16 people who took chemistry 30
my school banned social studies because our superior programs taught the basics of leadership to the supreme dictator of canuckistan
my school banned bathrooms because PETA protested against the unethical flushing of dead fish
my school banned libraries because all the nerdy kids were using manga to attempt learn evil witchcraft which had the power to allegedly destroy the universe
my school banned smartboards because it's living proof that computers and robots are taking over the world and making children dumb
my school banned girls with makeup because they try too hard to look better than emilia pikkarainen and still fail at it
my school banned food fights because some kid ate a peanut and turned into a brain-eating zombie
my school banned english language arts because they realized the word "fuck" was english so now we're forced to speak hungarian
my school banned pants because there was a street gang called the east side trousers and their gang sign was wearing pants
my school banned social dance in phys ed because too many people were either twerking or doing this stupid crap: http://dagobah.net/flash/SW_-_Juutilainen_ja_Litvyak.swf
my school then banned phys ed entirely because some dumb girl tried to poledance on the basketball net and fell on her head and started running around shouting POTATO
my school banned blow-dryers because a latvian female foreign exchange student with very broken english asked another girl if she could give her the hair dryer so that she could give herself a "blow job" because she got her hair wet while washing her face in the bathrooms (before the bathrooms were banned)
my school banned art class because some dude wrote "FUK DA POPO 420 BLAZE IT YOLO SWAG" in really nicely drawn graffiti on the school wall
my school banned apple products because siri taught the 3rd graders how to hide decomposing corpses in dumpsters or under bridges.
my school banned hats because kung lao from mortal kombat taught the kids how to kill people with them
my school banned different colored hallways and rooms because it promotes racial segregation so now everything is painted gray and i can't see shit
my school banned bands because 3 kids formed a death metal band and influenced others to sacrifice goats in the gym
and now my school just banned computer labs because they caught me posting this stupid crap |
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SRHL
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| 08 Dec 2014 10:37 PM |
| Menj a kurva öld meg magad, te szarházi. Legalábbis az én iskolai hadd én vagyok tagadja a holokausztot, verekedő jó erőben twits. |
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Chriz13
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| 08 Dec 2014 10:45 PM |
| Would you want to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy? |
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| 08 Dec 2014 10:46 PM |
| rule 1 of life: don't open a link sent & shortened by cap |
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SRHL
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| 08 Dec 2014 10:48 PM |
my school banned bike racks because it looked awesome and caused a 5 year old to say "nice rack" in front of the principal
my school banned algebra because nobody understands klingon
my school banned lockdown drills because this is canada and there is definitely no crime here ever
my school banned gay-straight alliances because all the bisexuals were using them for free sex
MY SCHOOL BANNED RED BULL BECAUSE RED BULL GIVE YOU ENERGY!!!! FUCK YEAH ENERGY!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! RED BULL FUCK YEAH!!!!
my school banned show and tell because everyone's pets would cause the teachers to get arrested for participating in an illegal animal fighting ring
my school banned valentines day because some really cute guy would go stealing girls' hearts and then leaving their heartless corpses to rot in the janitor's office
my school banned pokemon because religious parents are extremely against evolution and because everyone knows that hypno and drowzee are fucking pedophiles
my school banned trigonometry because there are 3 points in a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! |
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| 08 Dec 2014 10:50 PM |
| there are an infinite amount of points on any given figure |
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| 09 Dec 2014 12:25 AM |
"my school banned classrooms because of this: http://ow.ly/Fzs9Y"
thanks for the NSFW warning111 |
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ebenton95
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| 09 Dec 2014 06:01 AM |
| My school banned breathing because dead people find it offensive |
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| 09 Dec 2014 06:03 AM |
| I got suspended for riding down the stair's of my school on a trash can lid gg |
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| 09 Dec 2014 07:03 AM |
"my school banned classrooms because of this: http://ow.ly/Fzs9Y"
THANKS FOR NOT SAYING NSFW KAP.....YOU ASS! I hope they don't check the internet history at work.... |
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BMLGUY
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SRHL
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:36 AM |
| So did anyone ever find out whether or not racinghy was fired? |
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crazygina
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| 16 Jun 2015 02:54 PM |
| I once brought a homemade anti bac to school to fit in with my friends, I was the only girl with a.u.t.i.sm. My teacher didn't like it because it had DISH SOAP in it. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 02:57 PM |
@bml incognito does not protect you from your ISP seeing what you surf
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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bookface6
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crazygina
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| 16 Jul 2015 02:09 PM |
| I have an idea: My school banned candy because some kid was eating Skittles and then she threw up rainbows |
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bookface6
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| 16 Jul 2015 02:12 PM |
my school got rid of incognito mode ################### |
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| 16 Jul 2015 03:31 PM |
"my school then banned phys ed entirely because some dumb girl tried to poledance on the basketball net and fell on her head and started running around shouting POTATO"
LMFAO
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| 16 Jul 2015 03:39 PM |
| His school banned sandwiches because me and 000chuzzy went around screaming "MÄ OON VOILEIPÄ!!" |
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