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| 27 Dec 2015 05:49 PM |
1) You can join matches where both teams are full. 2) Valve has been making games for 15 years and still hasn't added an iron-sight aiming system. 3) Russian morons who scream "MORE P90 VOTE KICK THIS NOOB TOUGHEN UP". 4) You have to pay money for simple weapon camouflage patterns. 5) 5 century long loading screens. 6) The game can crash DURING loading screens. 7) "Le meme xddddd autistuic people are dumb pepe spodermon xd" morons everywhere, I've seen someone with the username "AUTISM-SQUAD AUTISTIC LORD", that alone proves my point. 8) The game hangs when switching menus and the wonderful "WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH" repeating audio plays. 9) Aimbotters can kill you faster than the speed of light. 10) People who use exploits to shoot at the sight of an enemy (it takes me 2 seconds to realize someone is an enemy, it takes 0 seconds for an exploiting moron to realize you are an enemy.) 11) Morons who obsess over knives and scream "OH OH OOOOOOOOHHHHHH OH OH OH OHO OHO OH OH OH" whenever they see a knife with a colorful pattern. 12) Bunny hoppers who jump constantly, some even have scripts for doing it COUGH FRANKIETHEMORONONPCIN1080P COUGH. 13) Angry Russian morons who expect you to be Rambo and God combined. 14) Mic Spammers who blast music and or other garbage. 15) Europeans playing with Americans (sorry, I'd rather not play with a bunch of Europoor Brits screaming "OI, GET DOT BOSTOD TO DA WEFT OVA DEEEER".). 16) Paying for guns. 17) Overpowered weapons. 18) 12 year olds kids who scream and act like they are superior to everyone in the entire world. 19) Overpriced weapon camouflage patterns. |
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| 27 Dec 2015 05:54 PM |
| When Metal Gear Online gets released on PC. Play it! |
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| 27 Dec 2015 05:55 PM |
completely based off my experience and completely made by me
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| 27 Dec 2015 05:58 PM |
"opinion m8"
fact m8
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:04 PM |
I have time to kill. 1,125 hours in this game so I'm speaking from experience.
"1) You can join matches where both teams are full." This is a rare occurrence and even if it does happen, it doesn't take long to find a new game.
"2) Valve has been making games for 15 years and still hasn't added an iron-sight aiming system." AUG/SG 553
"3) Russian morons who scream 'MORE P90 VOTE KICK THIS NOOB TOUGHEN UP'." This is a community problem, not a game problem.
"4) You have to pay money for simple weapon camouflage patterns." This is completely optional and only cosmetic.
"5) 5 century long loading screens." This sounds like a personal hardware problem, since I can load into a game in 20 seconds or less.
"6) The game can crash DURING loading screens." Again, a personal hardware problem.
"7) 'Le meme xddddd autistuic people are dumb pepe spodermon xd' morons everywhere, I've seen someone with the username "AUTISM-SQUAD AUTISTIC LORD", that alone proves my point." Again, a community problem, not an actual game problem.
"8) The game hangs when switching menus and the wonderful 'WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH' repeating audio plays." Yet again, personal hardware problem.
"9) Aimbotters can kill you faster than the speed of light." I can count on one hand the number of times I've encountered an aimbotter in CS:GO.
"10) People who use exploits to shoot at the sight of an enemy (it takes me 2 seconds to realize someone is an enemy, it takes 0 seconds for an exploiting moron to realize you are an enemy.)" First off, that means you have a poor reaction time. Secondly, I've encountered less than 10 blatant cheaters in my entire playtime.
"11) Morons who obsess over knives and scream 'OH OH OOOOOOOOHHHHHH OH OH OH OHO OHO OH OH OH' whenever they see a knife with a colorful pattern." Okay, look: type "voice_enable 0" in console. Congratulations, every player is now muted.
"12) Bunny hoppers who jump constantly, some even have scripts for doing it COUGH FRANKIETHEMORONONPCIN1080P COUGH." Bunnyhopping is severely nerfed as compared to CS 1.6 and is little more than annoying. It's easily countered.
"13) Angry Russian morons who expect you to be Rambo and God combined." Community problem, voice_enable 0, blah blah blah.
"14) Mic Spammers who blast music and or other garbage." Literally half this list can be resolved by muting other players.
"15) Europeans playing with Americans (sorry, I'd rather not play with a bunch of Europoor Brits screaming 'OI, GET DOT BOSTOD TO DA WEFT OVA DEEEER'.)." This has never happened to me and I'm East Coast.
"16) Paying for guns." Purely cosmetic.
"17) Overpowered weapons." Now you're just whining.
"18) 12 year olds kids who scream and act like they are superior to everyone in the entire world." ...Sigh.
"19) Overpriced weapon camouflage patterns." This is the third time you've complained about purely cosmetic items.
So most of your list is basically you not knowing how to mute people or whining about purely cosmetic, again PURELY COSMETIC, weapon skins. |
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:04 PM |
probably a joke but im bored af
1) indeed, that is called spectating. you never get joined into a match when both teams are full though. 2) the game's entire combat system is not supposed to use iron-sight aiming. it was made like that. 3) sort of agree, heavily exaggerated though 4) same with cod and any other fps 5) incorrect, loading screens are very fast. 6) as with any game 7) not really 8) Options>Audio>Sound>0 9) as with any game 10) as with any game 11) considering they can be worth hundreds i'd say it's fair to be excited when you uncase one. 12) bunny hopping is a skill and i have never seen anyone in a public lobby bunny hop. 13) sort of agree, heavily exaggerated though 14) as with any game 15) as with any game 16) that's incorrect. you start with every gun. it's just the skins you buy. 17) not really 18) literally barely come across 12 year olds in csgo. more like cod. 19) don't buy them then. the community price them as what they want. supply and demand. |
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:08 PM |
my fanboy defense-o-meter is OFF THE SCALE
OH MY GOD
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:09 PM |
Mmmkay, so I refuted all your points effectively and that is your response.
I suppose I shouldn't deal with this thread anymore. |
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:17 PM |
1) Play competitive. 2) Go back to CoD. 3) Play competitive, and/or use voice_enable 0 in the command prompt. 4) Skins, as they are referred to, are completely optional and sometimes come completely free after games. 5) This is your computer/internet. Mine loads within a matter of seconds. 6) This is your computer.. 7) Welcome to the internet. 8) What? English...? 9) C o m p e t i t i v e. 10) You have not played the game enough if you can not identify an enemy. The teams are clearly distinguishable. 11) If you played competitive, someone would compliment a knife, maybe ask the price, and it's over. 12) Oh because moving 300 speed as apposed to 250 is SO UNFAIR! 13) Don't jump on public servers (aka not competitive) if you just got the game in a steam sale. 14) ~Muting!~ 15)Competitive and some command prompt commands (look them up) can make all american playeres, and also see #14 16) Keeps the game fair from players using overpowered guns all the time, and unlike the poor system on games such as Call of Duty where you have to be good with the bad guns to get the good ones, you can lose the round and not fire a single bullet and be able to purchase a large variety of weapons. 17) Which you work for. Easily avoidable. 18) See #7 19) See #4
K, now that I wasted all this time of my life, I hope you realized why you encounter these problems.
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:20 PM |
"This is a rare occurrence and even if it does happen, it doesn't take long to find a new game."
It doesn't take that long to crash because poor design.
"AUG/SG 553"
When only snipers and 2 assualt rifles have sights, it means poor design again, even the first COD had iron-sights aiming system.
"This is a community problem, not a game problem."
A community is a part of the game, stop acting like "oh la la la ignore them" while they vote kick you.
"This is completely optional and only cosmetic." Without that, the game is a 14 dollar arcade shooter, COD Black Ops is a vastly superior game then.
"This sounds like a personal hardware problem, since I can load into a game in 20 seconds or less."
Yeah man, my PC can run Crysis 3 at max settings at a good 40 FPS solid, its definitely my PC.
i3/GTX 660, very bad PC indeed.
"Again, a personal hardware problem."
See above response.
"Again, a community problem, not an actual game problem."
Community is part of the game.
"Yet again, personal hardware problem."
The same thing happens with all Valve games, none with non-Valve games.
"I can count on one hand the number of times I've encountered an aimbotter in CS:GO."
People who have instant laser pixel perfect aming accuracy are definitely not aimbotters.
"First off, that means you have a poor reaction time. Secondly, I've encountered less than 10 blatant cheaters in my entire playtime."
Yes, instantly knowing whether someone is an enemy in less than a second is not an auto shooting bot.
"Okay, look: type "voice_enable 0" in console. Congratulations, every player is now muted."
Oh look! When you want to hear people without mic spamming! You can't!
"Bunnyhopping is severely nerfed as compared to CS 1.6 and is little more than annoying. It's easily countered."
Doesn't change the fact that there are bunny hoppers.
"Community problem, voice_enable 0, blah blah blah."
Check before response.
"Literally half this list can be resolved by muting other players."
Check before response.
"This has never happened to me and I'm East Coast."
Your experience doesn't mean its the same as mine.
"Purely cosmetic."
because an MP9 taking 10 shots to kill an enemy as opposed to an AK47 which is 2 is really cosmetic and not gameplay
"Now you're just whining." check above
"This is the third time you've complained about purely cosmetic items."
why spend real money though? in modern warfare 3 i can get a certain number of kills to unlock my preferred camo pattern.
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:22 PM |
"Valve has been making games for 15 years and still hasn't added an iron-sight aiming system."
but that's what makes it magical |
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:29 PM |
"OP sounds butthurt af"
im not
its just so fun and good to hear peoples responses to my posts
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:29 PM |
1) I haven't yet. (Played for 6 months) 2) I can't argue with that. 3) I haven't met a Russian yet. I've only met a Brazilian that was able to speak basic English 4) Same with many other games. 5) You must have a very bad PC. 6) See #5 7) I had a meme name, but it didn't affect anyone. Argument invalid. 8) It last about 4 seconds and only happens when you change a setting. 9) I have yet to meet an aimbotter (only a smurf) 10) See #9 11) Well, you would be excited if you got $500 dollars worth of pixels too. 12) I have yet to meet one. 13) See #3 14) I've only met one, and he was kicked after like 20 seconds. 15) I haven't met anyone who screams anything weird like that. 16) *skins 17) The only OP weapon is the new revolver 18) There is a mute feature, you know? 19) You said that twice. If you don't like it, don't buy it.
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:33 PM |
>implying that i3 is good
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| 27 Dec 2015 06:35 PM |
i love baiting ot
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