Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:20 AM |
is hearing a nuclear siren go off in my town but like we haven't prepared for a nuclear issue or practiced any procedures we have no idea what to do in the event of a nuclear issue so i'd be literally just like running in circles screaming |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:21 AM |
| eat all your christmas chocolate and fry all the bacon because at least you'll enjoy the moments |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:22 AM |
i heard if there was a nuke, and the mushroom cloud is bigger than your thumb, then you should run toward it as fast as you can
that's because the further away from it the slower it will take you to die. like you're going to die either way... you'd rather a faster death in the end |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:23 AM |
you should stop spacing out your lines so much
it ends up looking like a siggy and i just
ignore it anyway. | +100000m | alt of obama | this is a legit siggy |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:24 AM |
| but everyone knows i'm to lazy to use a siggy |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:27 AM |
| damn isn't it crazy how wolverine survived that atomic blast in nagasaki |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:28 AM |
| anyway kinda related but there was this thing on /b/ on november 1st and you could embed any youtube video to the Department of Defense site and it looked like the DoD was actually hosting the video... so people would attach a youtube video of sirens going off to the DoD page and send it to their friends so they thought that a real alert was going off... |
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heyitseth
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:32 AM |
bigger than your thumb? arent they all bigger than your thumb? why am i worrying about that, theres a nuclear siren going off!!!
uh...choose the easiest and fastest way to end yourself? i sound like a jag saying that im sorry |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:38 AM |
@hey
actually i think i was wrong the rule is that if it's bigger than your thumb, then you need to evacuate because you're in the radiation zone. but you can still survive
if it's bigger than your fist, well... well uhh... hehehe |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:38 AM |
@gf
that's pretty legit i just watched like top 10 nuclear explosions in movies pff |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:39 AM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:41 AM |
| That is indeed frightening my dearest Digtzy. |
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heyitseth
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:41 AM |
well then just try to get away from the place as long as if the explosion isnt there
like...move out? you know, get a new place? |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:43 AM |
wait what nothing has ever happened in my area
let's just say i live in an area in the united states that was one of the targets in the cuban missile crisis :\ |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:43 AM |
"damn isn't it crazy how wolverine survived that atomic blast in nagasaki"
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heyitseth
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:44 AM |
| united states? erm, could it reach like, new york? |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:46 AM |
| did you know that a plane accidentally dropped a nuke above north carolina and it didnt explode |
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Digtzy
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:46 AM |
@hey
i think new york would be a target
i live in the south in a part that has nasa and an arsenal base, we have a big arsenal here for the us army |
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:49 AM |
| dont worry, by the time we're all in our 50s and 60s we'll probably be spreading across the solar system or something. all the countries that fight can just claim a planet |
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heyitseth
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| 26 Dec 2015 02:58 AM |
oh gee.
well if my dad says he knows he will live to see my daughter then nuclear war cant start by then, right? ;-; |
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