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| 25 Dec 2015 09:36 PM |
your mom's so ugly, when I'm around her I catch disturbia.
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iSpecify
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:37 PM |
| Your mom is so fat that when you hug her you get lost in her fat. |
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:37 PM |
| if she doesn't use jelly, she uses peanut butter. |
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:38 PM |
no she's not :(
'It hurts when you're being ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world.' |
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:39 PM |
your mom's so poor, she uses the dumpster for gift shopping
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CasioM
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:39 PM |
| so much roasting going on in here |
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:40 PM |
ayy lmao
your mom's so fat, she doesn't need a shovel to reach china |
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md524997
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:41 PM |
| Your mom's so hairy you were born with rope burn. |
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:43 PM |
| your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries |
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| 25 Dec 2015 09:44 PM |
| your mom's so stupid, she calls her bagel..her bae. |
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