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| 25 Dec 2015 10:49 AM |
So last night my brother left a note to Santa saying he would rather like some b33r than some milk. PS.I liked your cookie. And we woke up to find a note back saying thanks, I will. Ps, I licked your candy cane. And sure enough, next to the half eaten cookie and empty milk was a crushed b33r can. I haven't tasted the candy cane yet.. I wonder if he was serious?
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| 25 Dec 2015 10:52 AM |
| Santa's going to get charged with DUI. |
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| 25 Dec 2015 10:53 AM |
| ^^But he's in a flying sleigh.. So he'll get charged with FUI (Flying under Influence) lol. It's not my fault if he crashed guys! |
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| 25 Dec 2015 10:55 AM |
so thats why no one got any presents
i'm procrastinating right now http://www.roblox.com/Sad-Jontron-item?id=168405758 |
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| 25 Dec 2015 10:58 AM |
| xD Now we know the real reason those jets are "following" Santa, not to track him, but to arrest him xD. |
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| 25 Dec 2015 01:34 PM |
Lol. I wonder if Santa was terrified the first time people started tracking him with jets.. and with the new tech and all.. I'd be like "Omg wth they have flying stuff now too? Help!!!"
We could have developed flight 500 yrs ago had we just captured santa lol... but no one has the heart to do that.. do they? |
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