Endwarcb
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| 24 Dec 2015 06:49 PM |
>memetext
"Your legacy shall drift away; blown into eternity, like the sands of the desert." |
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| 24 Dec 2015 06:55 PM |
>Imply
>Implying Implications |
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| 24 Dec 2015 06:57 PM |
I assume you want a greentext story I will deliver
" ITT: Dog appreciation
>be 12 >get a golden retriever puppy >won't quit shivering so I just hold him for hours >name him "Duke" >be 16 >go everywhere with this dog >best friend >dad goes through a lot of marriages >marries crazy btch with a rescued abused pit bull >pit bull is a prick to everyone except crazy btch >have to keep it locked up >one day in front of house >crazy pitbull gets out of cage >runs at me >sht.jpeg >fker knocks me down and sinks his teeth into me >Duke comes from the backyard >knocks pit bull off of me >fights it for long enough for me to escape >looking back I can see the pit bull tearing my best friend's throat out >I get away >crazy dog runs down street >don't ever see it again >cry at my dead dogs side for a few good hours in front of my house where everyone can see >Duke is buried >crazy btch blames me for her pit bull >be a week later >hungry >look in the cupboard >Wat >all of my baked beans cans are gone >turn on the news >Duke is a millionaire >mofo fakes his own death to sell my Bush's Baked Beans recipe"
that's it, with certain things redacted and modified for roblox's forum filter
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