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| 23 Dec 2015 08:42 PM |
Long ago, during Kingcons era as TRA commander lived 2 boys named Hacted and soroff.
These 2 were best friends. They did everything together and always had fun.
One day, Lilbrees hosted a TRA Elites tryouts, in the tryouts both hacted and soroff stud out for their abilities with weapons. They passed their battle test and become elites.
A week after these 2 became elites they had an argument about who was a better RCLer. It seemed like their egos grew bigger by the minute. They roasted and busted each other. Soroff brought up Hactds hairline and Hacted just couldn't take it anymore. They drew their GPRs out but before they could fire a manly voice shouted "Enough!" It was Thorhayes himself. He heard everything. They refused to lower their weapons down and both fired at Thorhayes. Thorhayes used his mighty moderator powers and froze them with one single command.
Thor felt like these elites had betrayed the TRAE code and ordered them to be exiled.
Both Hacted and Soroff begged for mercy. Before Thor could exile them another men entered the room. It was Lilbrees. He heard their stories and placed them in probation.
While on probation they made up and became friends again.
Weeks later Lilbrees spoke to both of them and agreed to removed them off probation.
Months later another argument occured. This time it was because Hacted got 11-0ed by The Mighty Gigazic himself. He was salty and tried to roast Gigazic over teamspeak but Gigazic roasted him when he brought up hacteds hairline. Soroff was also salty because he was defeated by GravityTyphoon.
As a punishment they were ordered to swim in the ocean for the rest of their lifes. They were transported to the middle of the ocean by Pth our head of the navy.
Both salty Hacted and Salty Soroff swam across the waters of the oceans for the rest of their lifes.
Story says that you can still taste the salt in the ocean waters.
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:43 PM |
Spawning in at fort magnum, AbsoluteXenox takes a few steps and lines up with his clan. Everything is calm, for now. The raiders suddenly appear. A few minutes into the raid, things start happening. People are being killed randomly, and punished. Then fog starts to roll in out of nowhere. Everyone in the server knew at that point - Magnum was being exploited. We called for an evac immediately. Everyone left, and then the exploiter had no one to troll. But then, AbsoluteXenox goes into a Sword Fight on the Heights Original game, and everything is gone, music is playing in the background. "WHY?!?" he yells, and leaves the server.
At this point, Xenox is getting worried. No game is safe anymore. He thinks that ROBLOX is getting a black plague of exploiters. He rallies for a raid against AE, and does it without anything bad happening. "Phew!" he thinks in his head. He goes into AE's fort, and there is trolling music in the background, and everything is breaking. Now Xenox is just getting annoyed. He expresses his feelings about this topic to C&G. Everyone agrees with him. Xenox joins another game, this time it's another group's meadows. They start the training, and everything is smooth sailing, until in the middle of it, the ground starts to disappear. Then music can be heard in the background. After that, fog starts to come in. The training is dismissed, and everyone leaves. Xenox is just infuriated now. "Too many exploiters!" he screams. He is so mad that the next day, he went on to go onto SFOTHO to bust some exploiters. He went into it, and the game was really laggy, but nothing was broken. He fought for a few minutes, and nothing happened. He kept on fighting, until it took up 30 minutes of his day, and no exploiters could be seen! "ROBLOX fixed it!" he said "They fixed the exploiters!" Everything was calm for the rest of the day...the next day comes, and nothing happens. Then he goes back to fort magnum to defend, and no exploiters are in sight! He says "SAT" -SAT goes "Yea?"- "We're home"... The next week passes by with no problems. They seem to be in the clear. Everyone is relieved that the exploiters are gone. SAT goes to defend again. They are winning, but with 2 minutes left, a random exploiter does the worst thing an exploiter could do. Put decals of campy's hairline on every single part in the game. Everyone screams "NOOOOOOO" as their eyeballs are fried out of existence because of the sight. The sound of it is terrifying over the Raidcall server. Xenox can only sit back and watch, as his member's eyes are torn apart by the hairline. Just as everyone’s eyes are about to blow up, Vaktus walks into the server and says “I got this” and brings in a fleet of his dropships. They start wreaking havoc onto the exploiter’s computer, and he eventually leaves. Xenox goes up to Vaktus and asks him “What can I do to repay you?” Vaktus leans closer and whispers in his ear “Give me RAT and you can repay me, and get into VAK for free. Also make sure to DDos Poly c:” Xenox thinks this is the weirdest request ever, but he knows he must do it. He just cannot bring himself to it. At a meeting within clan leaders about how to stop the exploiting, Vaktus walks up to Xenox and says “Have you done it yet?” Xenox replies with “Working on it.” Vaktus jumps up and suddenly screams “IT WAS ME! I CANNOT LIVE WITH THIS GUILT ANYMORE! IT WAS AN ALT OF MINE THAT WAS EXPLOITING. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!” None of the clan leaders ever did.
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Soroff
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:44 PM |
| story says you still watch inappropriate child videos |
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:45 PM |
| No need to be salty soroff |
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:47 PM |
| Lol soroff, that is also true. |
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Hacted
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:50 PM |
[TRA] The story of the Immigration Police
The immigration police was created after it was revealed that a somewhat athletic person could swim their way to the land of the free, TRA. However, the only person to do this was xKingSloth. He is an immigrant hailing from the Dominican Republic, and swam his entire way to Tonigrad. He has since applied for a green card and was accepted under new policy from President TAC69. Scientists have since found out that it is the salt polluting the ocean between the Dominican Republic and Tonigrad that allowed the young xKingSloth to swim his entire way to Tonigrad. He was also apparently aided by a floating door left somewhere in the ocean. |
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alexthai
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Hacted
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:52 PM |
| well you wanted to mention swimming so I brought up your life story |
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:54 PM |
| Indeed. I am a prob swimmer lol good try |
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TreeRex64
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| 23 Dec 2015 08:57 PM |
tots not racist hacted XD
- Officer Tree, Retired VE Commander |
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Soroff
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| 23 Dec 2015 09:00 PM |
| Manini can't go to the immigration office because no country wants him |
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| 29 Jan 2016 07:09 PM |
both of the salty people are ganging up... hmm
when ur team feeds...... |
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| 29 Jan 2016 07:10 PM |
| One of these days, the SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN. |
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| 29 Jan 2016 07:11 PM |
| As the legends say, no hairlines have ever been found on any of those members. |
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Dignoto
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