ABluQuack
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:22 PM |
the freaking 8th graders still do
if your past 12 years old and your parents still don't know santa is a myth then you have bad parents
im not gonna make any more replies out there, i don't care to argue with anybody
just throwing that out there
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:22 PM |
| i figured it out at age 10 |
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Lycopene
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:23 PM |
| Santa is real, you filthy heretic |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:23 PM |
| I figured out he was fake when I was 7 |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:23 PM |
won't be saying that when you get no presents
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:23 PM |
He stops coming once who don't believe in him.
Get the eggs, Huie. |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:23 PM |
| obviously he dont exist but we still do it for my younger sister and its a way to give out all the little presents like deoderant and chocolate tbh |
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twothrees
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:24 PM |
| that moment when your parents are Jewish |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:32 PM |
| Ever since 7 I knew he was fake, but I didn't tell my parents that, just so that "Santa" would keep giving me extra presents. |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:35 PM |
| I found out he was fake around 9 |
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KidPooI
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:36 PM |
ugh todays generation stops believing at 6 years old
ive seen them saying like "SANTAS FAKE ITS YOUR MOM AND DAD!!" |
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Lycopene
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:37 PM |
all of u are on santa's naughty list
death to nonbelievers |
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Scellate
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:37 PM |
my brother did an experiment on my parents to see if the tooth fairy was real, so he put his tooth in a cup under his bed and there was no money when he woke up.
he just outsmarted my parents real hard.
what's cooking? |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:38 PM |
i found out my mom wakes up at 1 am to buy stuff a long time ago
~𝐨𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬~ http://www.roblox.com/welcome-to-internet-item?id=100204329 |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:39 PM |
Santa is real y'know...
A REAL FRAUD! |
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| 23 Dec 2015 04:39 PM |
| i remember when i was in my denial phase |
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ABluQuack
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| 25 Dec 2015 06:41 PM |
ok, here's how i figured out he was fake, when i was 7, and i hid a camera in the living room (KEEP IN MIND I STILL BELIEVED IN SANTA AT THE TIME) and i saw my parents putting presents with the name "santa" on them, and i saw no fat guy with a red suit and a beard.
Believe what you wish, i'm just sayin'
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ABluQuack
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| 25 Dec 2015 06:43 PM |
my parents eventually told me that he was fake, but i had to keep my mouth shut around my sister.
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| 25 Dec 2015 06:49 PM |
santa know when you stop believing in him... at that point he must send a letter to your parents telling them that they have to start buying gifts for you. this is why your parents try to keep you believing in santa for such a long time... because santa is a government funded program, it is free for your parents to give you gifts. once you stop believing in santa, they have to spend a lot of money buying you gifts (which is why the quality/price of the gifts usually diminishes as you get older)
currently the republicans are trying to defund the santa program. that's why you gotta say no. say no to trump and jeb in 2016 |
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Coronatus
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| 25 Dec 2015 06:52 PM |
| Reported for ruining Christmas |
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| 25 Dec 2015 06:54 PM |
| I've known that since I was 5. |
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| 25 Dec 2015 06:55 PM |
| christie wants to repurpose the santa program for use in the nsa... say no to christie |
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