bob9999
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| 19 Dec 2015 07:19 PM |
Our story begins at the High Command abode...
Sandiamond ran back and forth through the halls decorating as fast as can be. He ran about decorating the Christmas Tree. TAC sat in his chair while the Eagles played. When Sandi said "Get up and give me a hand or I'll have you spayed". With a spring in his step our Commander did rise. The decorating resumed as fast as could be while Sandi finished decorating the tree. An hour later the Commander swung open the doors, "Merry Christmas!" He shouted with his heart full of holiday cheer. May this Christmas party be even better than it was last year.
The High Command and Officers shuffled in with their eyes all aglow. When just then Colleen and Manini stepped under the Mistletoe. With a chuckle and grin Manini pursed his lips. When Clans knocked him back with a blow to the hips. Clans gazed at Colleen only to find, he now stared at Hubert their fates intertwined. Both refused to kiss one another. When Hacted shouted, "it's like kissing your mother!" Both men exchanged a peck on the cheek. Both men wondered why the other was so meek. The party resumed, the awkwardness abated now it was time for hunger to be sated.
The feast started and everyone began to dine. All the while Hacted did whine. For you see, Hacted wanted dessert. He needed to render his sweet tooth inert. NoobXRT ate with no finesse. He spewed crumbs everywhere making a mess. Dr sat straight with manners so eloquent. While Igoing ate like a blundering elephant. They feasted on raisins in honor of NFC. They enjoyed the trademark food of their enemies.
Ezaiahs watched scowling from his mountaintop. He knew that this party must stop! He gathered his band of pillaging raiders. With haste flew NFC's crusaders. Down the mountaintop they did sprint. When one of them saw a shiny glint. Then out of nowhere a tank did appear. With Pth as its pilot the raiders ran in fear. Pth took aim and fired twice. The raiders all died their corpses feasted on by mice.
Back to the feast as it started to calm down. Everyone was stuffed when food began to be flung around! Sandi threw with all of his might, a plate of mashed potatoes into the night. The plate landed square on Centauri's head with anger and joy he said "you're dead". He turned a threw a raisin with great force. It missed and struck Lilbrees who offered a recourse. He summoned his elites to his side, with their aim nobody could hide. Food flung everywhere until TAC rose to his feet. "EVERYONE STOP" he shouted as the room stood still except for one elite. Thorhayes threw a drumstick after the ceasefire! This act would certainly draw TAC's ire. With a gesture he commanded TRA to attack. The elites cowered beneath the food flak. With a battlecry TAC charged and with one quick move. He dumped a pail of gravy on lilbrees's head and shoes. After dessert was served to sleep they all sank. Then Ragedtech said, "Merry Memesmas to all may your memes be dank!"
The End
-Credits- Me(bob9999) Literally nobody else because shut up |
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nurtch
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| 19 Dec 2015 07:23 PM |
Our story begins at the High Command abode...
Sandiamond ran back and forth through the halls decorating as fast as can be. He ran about decorating the Christmas Tree. TAC sat in his chair while the Eagles played. When Sandi said "Get up and give me a hand or I'll have you spayed". With a spring in his step our Commander did rise. The decorating resumed as fast as could be while Sandi finished decorating the tree. An hour later the Commander swung open the doors, "Merry Christmas!" He shouted with his heart full of holiday cheer. May this Christmas party be even better than it was last year.
The High Command and Officers shuffled in with their eyes all aglow. When just then Colleen and Manini stepped under the Mistletoe. With a chuckle and grin Manini pursed his lips. When Clans knocked him back with a blow to the hips. Clans gazed at Colleen only to find, he now stared at Hubert their fates intertwined. Both refused to kiss one another. When Hacted shouted, "it's like kissing your mother!" Both men exchanged a peck on the cheek. Both men wondered why the other was so meek. The party resumed, the awkwardness abated now it was time for hunger to be sated.
The feast started and everyone began to dine. All the while Hacted did whine. For you see, Hacted wanted dessert. He needed to render his sweet tooth inert. NoobXRT ate with no finesse. He spewed crumbs everywhere making a mess. Dr sat straight with manners so eloquent. While Igoing ate like a blundering elephant. They feasted on raisins in honor of NFC. They enjoyed the trademark food of their enemies.
Ezaiahs watched scowling from his mountaintop. He knew that this party must stop! He gathered his band of pillaging raiders. With haste flew NFC's crusaders. Down the mountaintop they did sprint. When one of them saw a shiny glint. Then out of nowhere a tank did appear. With Pth as its pilot the raiders ran in fear. Pth took aim and fired twice. The raiders all died their corpses feasted on by mice.
Back to the feast as it started to calm down. Everyone was stuffed when food began to be flung around! Sandi threw with all of his might, a plate of mashed potatoes into the night. The plate landed square on Centauri's head with anger and joy he said "you're dead". He turned a threw a raisin with great force. It missed and struck Lilbrees who offered a recourse. He summoned his elites to his side, with their aim nobody could hide. Food flung everywhere until TAC rose to his feet. "EVERYONE STOP" he shouted as the room stood still except for one elite. Thorhayes threw a drumstick after the ceasefire! This act would certainly draw TAC's ire. With a gesture he commanded TRA to attack. The elites cowered beneath the food flak. With a battlecry TAC charged and with one quick move. He dumped a pail of gravy on lilbrees's head and shoes. After dessert was served to sleep they all sank. Then Ragedtech said, "Merry Memesmas to all may your memes be dank!"
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Zicious
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| 19 Dec 2015 07:36 PM |
| 0/10 because this story didn't include me >:C |
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| 19 Dec 2015 07:39 PM |
Found myself laughing multiple times at my screen like a lunatic. Exquisite job, bob. Thoroughly enjoyed this.
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| 19 Dec 2015 07:47 PM |
pretty innovated story bob
nice innovates |
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| 19 Dec 2015 08:01 PM |
Hahaha, this is awesome man.
Great work. :D |
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thorhayes
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| 19 Dec 2015 09:16 PM |
Our story begins at the High Command abode...
Sandiamond ran back and forth through the halls decorating as fast as can be. He ran about decorating the Christmas Tree. TAC sat in his chair while the Eagles played. When Sandi said "Get up and give me a hand or I'll have you spayed". With a spring in his step our Commander did rise. The decorating resumed as fast as could be while Sandi finished decorating the tree. An hour later the Commander swung open the doors, "Merry Christmas!" He shouted with his heart full of holiday cheer. May this Christmas party be even better than it was last year.
The High Command and Officers shuffled in with their eyes all aglow. When just then Colleen and Manini stepped under the Mistletoe. With a chuckle and grin Manini pursed his lips. When Clans knocked him back with a blow to the hips. Clans gazed at Colleen only to find, he now stared at Hubert their fates intertwined. Both refused to kiss one another. When Hacted shouted, "it's like kissing your mother!" Both men exchanged a peck on the cheek. Both men wondered why the other was so meek. The party resumed, the awkwardness abated now it was time for hunger to be sated.
The feast started and everyone began to dine. All the while Hacted did whine. For you see, Hacted wanted dessert. He needed to render his sweet tooth inert. NoobXRT ate with no finesse. He spewed crumbs everywhere making a mess. Dr sat straight with manners so eloquent. While Igoing ate like a blundering elephant. They feasted on raisins in honor of NFC. They enjoyed the trademark food of their enemies.
Ezaiahs watched scowling from his mountaintop. He knew that this party must stop! He gathered his band of pillaging raiders. With haste flew NFC's crusaders. Down the mountaintop they did sprint. When one of them saw a shiny glint. Then out of nowhere a tank did appear. With Pth as its pilot the raiders ran in fear. Pth took aim and fired twice. The raiders all died their corpses feasted on by mice.
Back to the feast as it started to calm down. Everyone was stuffed when food began to be flung around! Sandi threw with all of his might, a plate of mashed potatoes into the night. The plate landed square on Centauri's head with anger and joy he said "you're dead". He turned a threw a raisin with great force. It missed and struck Lilbrees who offered a recourse. He summoned his elites to his side, with their aim nobody could hide. Food flung everywhere until TAC rose to his feet. "EVERYONE STOP" he shouted as the room stood still except for one elite. Thorhayes threw a drumstick after the ceasefire! This act would certainly draw TAC's ire. With a gesture he commanded TRA to attack. The elites cowered beneath the food flak. With a battlecry TAC charged and with one quick move. He dumped a pail of gravy on lilbrees's head and shoes. After dessert was served to sleep they all sank. Then Ragedtech said, "Merry Memesmas to all may your memes be dank!"
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