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| 17 Dec 2015 05:49 PM |
Hey there special needs learner! You tired of losing every single raid and want to raid yourself? Well too bad because you're really bad and you should probably click off this thread!
I am mcbrightless, i am your teacher for today. I will be giving you some tips and pointers on how to be a really good raider!
If you're very weak heres an easy way to get kills! Simply just kill that one idiot VAC that spins in circles untill you're POSITIVE!
A positive KDR is the MOST important thing when solo raiding, if you dont have a good kdr what are you going to brag about on the forums with!!
Simply say you're 1# with STA's and lose to me (Drey)
ALWAYS target the lil guy behind the VAK's healing them, think of VAC as backpacks, they're really heavy so the VAKs usually ask for heals and the VAC spins in circles and runs away. Thats when you strike.
Find creative ways to spawntrap, WHO NEEDS OBJECTIVE TAKING? When you can have a good kdr and scream at your teamates for not healing you!
Here is how you raid kaznan with your clan.......... SIMPLY DONT RAID. It's a waste of time with your clan because you WILL lose unless you're relentless (RST, SF)
STAY AWAY FROM GENERALS, literally only target them when YOU know they're alone. There is always a flock of VAC running around him, making him basically invincible.
Are you low on health, and a VAC is literally about to kill you? THIS SHOULDNT HAPPEN VAC ARE BLIND AF.
Theres mcbrightless's guide to solo raiding kaznan, remember if you die to a VAK start swearing at him and say "5-0". If you're a edgy guy who has no friends simply double tap z.
DO NOT ENCOUNTER LIST Astrochemistry, Domeboybeene, Br5d, Hunter7777, Nitrostrike
Astrochemistry cannot die, because his charm and bravery blocks bullets.
Domeboybeene is really dumb, but he miraculously hits shots.
Br5d is cool dont kill him
Hunter7777 will literally non-stop run from you and wallshoot you to death, or use his VACs as body sacrifices
Nitrostrike WILL use the dropship to bomb your ass
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PureNoble
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| 17 Dec 2015 05:52 PM |
| https://gyazo.com/3c3525b[Dot]1fb0d3c100c11febc38e40379 |
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| 17 Dec 2015 06:03 PM |
dont worry pure https://gyazo.=com/f7c3848dd632f66aec8552e99ed47c5b
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RotomWash
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| 17 Dec 2015 06:16 PM |
"ALWAYS target the lil guy behind the VAK's healing them, think of VAC as backpacks, they're really heavy "
wow rude. |
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YoshiFace
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| 17 Dec 2015 06:24 PM |
| im sorry, you should embrace your weaknesses :) |
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| 19 Dec 2015 01:02 AM |
Oh hey Brightless, you were mcflopper all along?
Sneaky name changer. Or perhaps I was ignorant. |
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| 19 Dec 2015 01:04 AM |
| I reverted my name back to brightless from mcflopper yes |
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| 19 Dec 2015 01:10 AM |
"Are you low on health, and a VAC is literally about to kill you? THIS SHOULDNT HAPPEN VAC ARE BLIND AF." I just died of laughter.
- LordOfTheFuture | TVL |
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Tivar
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| 21 Dec 2015 07:14 AM |
| The hunter one is VERY accurate. |
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