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| 17 Sep 2014 05:39 PM |
One day GoshiDoll was driving down the street in her car.. dboard box with wheels painted on it. She stepped out at the local Ugly Fryer Wizard's, bought some flame-broiled burgers and bumped into Sonrick98 while walking back to her car-dboard box. Sonrick shouted "HEY! I LOVE TO SPAM OFF TOPIC ABOUT VOCALOIDS BECAUSE I'M A HUGE NERD! OH MY, YOU LOOK LIKE 'RAN KONAMI', MY FAVORITE VOCALOID! WANNA DO THE DIDDLY DANG? I PROMISE TO DO A MEGA KING JHABIBI FART ON YOU!" GoshiDoll pulled a walkie-talkie out of her pocket and called Hyperspeed03. "Kill him." she said. Hyperspeed03 got his Plasma Cannon and fired a plasma bolt from the moon. The plasma bolt obliterated Sonrick's face entirely, rendering him a disfigured mess. Flesh, bone, muscle, and brain were melded together. Sonrick was dead within seconds, if not instantly. GoshiDoll, just for good measure, pissed on his corpse. Then she drove away while eating her burgers, glad that there was one less weeaboo in the world.
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| 17 Sep 2014 05:41 PM |
Car-dboard boxes are actually quite fast.
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| 17 Sep 2014 05:43 PM |
Of course, by "flame-broiled", I mean they were broiled using flamewar-sparking posts.
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| 17 Sep 2014 05:45 PM |
Oh, and the burgers were pretty good.
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| 17 Sep 2014 05:50 PM |
@Dark: No
I'll only make a sequel if this gets picked up by whoever picked up 50 Shades of Grey
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| 17 Sep 2014 05:51 PM |
| oh * this song plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qWGLgrD6MM *weeps in corner* |
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| 28 Nov 2014 10:29 PM |
The next thing you know this story became a bestseller and replaced Fifty Smades of Brown.
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Sonrick98
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| 28 Nov 2014 10:31 PM |
I will make an OC out of Ran Konami
Konami actually released Enthusia Professional Racing, the best racing game ever with the best soundtrack of all time (Seriously, check it out!) |
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| 28 Nov 2014 10:42 PM |
And then Sonrick was banished from space and time for failing to protect the Stick of Truth and for being a weeaboo, which Eric Cartman hated.
Popetastic! |
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| 28 Nov 2014 10:54 PM |
"And then Sonrick was banished from space and time for failing to protect the Stick of Truth and for being a weeaboo, which Eric Cartman hated."
Cruiser gets an auto-win for referencing the Stick of Truth.
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| 28 Nov 2014 10:54 PM |
@Goshi: Well, good.
Now he has the endless void to look forward to.
Popetastic! |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:03 PM |
Endless voids sound fun, right Sonrick?
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:06 PM |
"RAN KONAMI"
kagami is not a vocaloid!!! shes a independent girl that lives in the hearts of otakus world wide!! !! |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:08 PM |
| Endless V(ocal)oid(s), right? |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:10 PM |
| the real thing sonrick is fighting here is relevancy |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:14 PM |
| VOCALOID IS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE RELEVANT, ZACH |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:16 PM |
No, Sonrick.
Not this time.
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:16 PM |
This is so beautiful [2]
It's not a phase mom! |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:17 PM |
*runs to Rin's house*
Rin-chan! I'm scared!! >.< |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:17 PM |
You sir deserve an oscar.
...And that's where babies come from. -|Creator of Super Lenny|- |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:18 PM |
"VOCALOID IS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE RELEVANT, ZACH" i haven't heard anyone talk about it for the past month but you
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:21 PM |
I reread it and NOW I'M ANGRY I WANT TO RANT NOW PAIN IS NOT FUNNY OKAY |
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| 28 Nov 2014 11:22 PM |
"PAIN IS NOT FUNNY" pain is pretty funny when certain people have it.
It's not a phase mom! |
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