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| 15 Dec 2015 06:41 PM |
| we have exactly ten days to put this thing together, chop chop |
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cultist1
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:42 PM |
"mama, does santa claus exist?" asked little timmy
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:42 PM |
| "NO, BUT THE WRATH OF CTHULU DOES" |
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LolHatz
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:44 PM |
| the fruitcake was still in the oven |
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:44 PM |
it was made of beetles and ants
You're reading this right now - and the next time you see this siggy, you'll remember the last time you read it. |
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:45 PM |
and then the tip of the tree fell off
short and somewhat salty |
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:46 PM |
timmy then choked on his water
short and a little bit salty |
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DaggerJax
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:48 PM |
little timmy watched santa come into his home, with gifts of terror and shootings instead of timmy's favored toy train; he had been visited by the 'MURICA santa.
somebody hasn't been taking their anti-edgy pills | ot's meteorologist |
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Shuckleye
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:48 PM |
he cried and prayed to wally
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:49 PM |
| then hansol vernon chwe blessed everyone with his presence |
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:53 PM |
| Then a flamewar started on OT, Timmy's favorite forum |
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:54 PM |
jeon wonwoo was a precious cinnamon roll
short and a little bit salty |
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LolHatz
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:08 PM |
| his favorite characters papaya and sand were online |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:08 PM |
| wonwoo summoned hansol and they stood under the mistletoe together |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:09 PM |
| and then they both realized that they had absolutely no romantic affection for each other. |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:09 PM |
| and they hugged platonically |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:11 PM |
and it was really awkward
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:12 PM |
| and then they both flew into the sun together and died. |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:13 PM |
| then greenshaman hijacked santa's sleigh and drove himself into the sun as well and died and ruined christmas |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:13 PM |
| Timmy decided to play some video games |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:14 PM |
| he crashed that sleigh, with no survivors. |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:14 PM |
"and then they both flew into the sun together and died."
hey man don't be a debbie downer |
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| 15 Dec 2015 07:14 PM |
And then not a creature stirred, not even a mouse.
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