Sk8erDan
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| 15 Dec 2015 05:36 AM |
you're on the roof of a giant skyscraper that goes to the moon
it is all held by a 1-nanometer pillar
a minature earthquake topples the pillar
you are about to fall, and since you're in the amothposhjiposhere the skyscraper will burn up
what do you do
a) die
b) freefall
c) run down in proper manner |
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Sk8erDan
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slott
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slott
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| 15 Dec 2015 05:56 AM |
| which is the option to pinch myself and wake up from the Matrix |
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Sk8erDan
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:05 AM |
you pinch yourself, and gain the ability to summon cthulhu.
it's too late! the tower has fallen, but you still have about 10 minutes to do something to save everyone or yourself before everything burns to smithereens.
a) summon cthulhu
b) brace for impact [99.99% chance of death]
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Matthais5
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Sk8erDan
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| 15 Dec 2015 06:14 AM |
You think about why you're here now. You feel like you're becoming more distant from reality...
Suddenly, squid overlord Cthulhu is summoned, Without any warning, he grabs the building and flings it to austrailia, however it lands safely.
Uh no! You landed in the middle of kangaroo territory. they are about to wrestle you to death.
what do you use
a) Holy hand grenade of antioch
b) crowbar
c) summon the first human
d) cthulhu |
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murcury57
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