comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:14 PM |
i call this one "Fish":
"Fish" cried the porter again, "Fish rhymes with Orange."
pisses me off his gums won't stop a flappin'
must smite the ever-conthwurting Lorange!
On and on my neighbour's, loudly rappin' |
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:18 PM |
Seriusly? This doesnt even Make since, Idiot.
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:22 PM |
this is titled "Albert":
The walls have ears, and there are hands on the clock
but the man in the jelly always gets taller
I have passed down to Albert (so fond of his frocks)
I will Poke you with my feeler |
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comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:33 PM |
"Cheesey"
he dropped out of school, the circus joined he
there is no lawn to mow
don't come on back to me
with my tail waiving high and my nose searching low |
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comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 09:46 PM |
"BPP"
There are seven Places BPP could be
And the gorilla sat drinking tea- saddened
Let's eat a bun and all go grow a tree
In a place where nothing is rationed |
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:29 PM |
"Football Legends"
I try and try to be Q-B
But instead I moss huffies
*insert 2 more lines*
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ It ain't easy being Cheesey! {♥‿♥} |
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:33 PM |
Giggle box, it's a big one
so just remember, don't fondle your pets
when I felt that the magic of childhood had gone
my that sheep has a titanic set |
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:40 PM |
| I've actually kind of analyzed these poems, and some make sense. |
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BMLGUY
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comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:48 PM |
"BML"
peach butter with cinnamon glistened in the sun
rub the cheddar with a rasp
our thoughts linger on Mazatlan with its fiery gun
and cast those aspersions to the carpet, you asp |
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comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:52 PM |
"Harper"
A great big room of apricots
they are but motes in the eye of harper!
in a world of haves and have-nots
Even if they were a bit sharper!
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:56 PM |
would like one i do
The name of the game is we don't like Brodie. - Koopakungfu 2014 |
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comicdude
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| 02 Nov 2014 11:58 PM |
"DeAngelo"
But again DeAngelo declares the need for self-discovery, for he is no yam!
So much his feet have swollen
After he finally gets out of that nasty traffic jam
The snow has fallen |
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PhilCoke
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| 03 Nov 2014 07:12 AM |
I guess I wouldn't mind.
"Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American." -- Rogers Hornsby |
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SkateOP
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| 03 Nov 2014 09:23 AM |
| CheSay Macrol Wtf Dude That First One Made Lik Sooo Mach Sence |
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Titleist
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| 16 Nov 2014 03:01 PM |
i don't make a mess, don't wanna look like a dork
JJ's 'fro was DY-NO-Mite!
i then pull out the bottle's cork
no fight, please don't bite...you little mite |
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vang95
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Titleist
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| 16 Nov 2014 03:05 PM |
Can take steel bars and make them bend.
Snowhawk51 really needs to stop wearing green slacks.
He finished before she did, my friend
Then I take the cold cuts. THWACK! THWACK! thwack! |
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