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| 14 Dec 2015 12:00 AM |
What the ice cream man did you just ice creaming say about me, you little ice cream man? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ice Cream Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Coldstone Creamery, and I have over 300 confirmed cones. I am trained in ice cream warfare and I’m the top ice cream eater in the entire US ice cream forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe the ice cream out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ice cream words. You think you can get away with saying that ice cream to me over the Internet? Think again, ice cream man. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ice cream vendors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ice cream man. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ice cream business. You’re ice creaming dead, ice cream man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ice cream you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ice creams. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed ice cream, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Ice Cream Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ice cream off the face of the continent, you little ice cream man. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” ice cream was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ice cream tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gosh darn ice cream man. I will ice cream fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ice cream, ice cream man.
this was inspired by someone in my class writing the lyrics to some extremely dirty song on the whiteboard, but made it clean by replacing all the offending words with "ice cream" or "ice cream man" |
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| 14 Dec 2015 12:01 AM |
| you're among the worst ot'ers i'm putting that out there |
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| 14 Dec 2015 12:02 AM |
thanks
i pride in that
it shows that im going places
im becoming famous by becoming infamous |
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