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| 14 Nov 2015 05:10 PM |
What did the ocean say to the boat? Nothing it just waved.
How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!
Why was the scarecrow given an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! |
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| 14 Nov 2015 05:12 PM |
thats punny.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Look at my id ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 14 Nov 2015 05:12 PM |
| Imajokethatcanlaughjokescanlaughcuztheyarejokes.jokesRcoolJokesjokesjoooooookes |
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| 14 Nov 2015 05:17 PM |
Dad: Tell me why you got suspended from school. Your grounded too. Son: Well, the teacher said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Dad: And?! Son: So I threw a dictionary at her head. Dad: You. Son. Are offically, ungrounded. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 09:37 AM |
| The last guy was the only one that made me laugh. SO HE WIN |
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| 16 Nov 2015 09:39 AM |
I know what will make you laugh.
Feminist.
"Love your curves and all your "edges"." |
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| 16 Nov 2015 09:42 AM |
What did the child say to the ghost?
nothing because the ghost ate the child. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 09:47 AM |
I would send you a video to make you laugh.... It's on my phone though LOL
it's this guy in my class doing cancerous cartwheels in the middle of classroom going all ballerina mode
he's autistic (srsly)
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| 16 Nov 2015 09:47 AM |
What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas?
Cancer.
SpookyScarehSkeleton•»«•https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma8C2MSqo3g https://www.roblox.com/--item?id=310996284https://www.roblox.com/--item?id=313993465https://www.roblox.com/--item?id=314009527 |
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| 16 Nov 2015 09:50 AM |
Wanna know what else is funny LightningE99?
Women being equal to men.
"Love your curves and all your "edges"." |
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| 16 Nov 2015 10:30 AM |
| At cool. Stop it. You are killing me XD |
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| 16 Nov 2015 10:35 AM |
| Okay. I know some women ARE. but in some stuff. It is funny. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 10:37 AM |
| If you told a girl that you like her 9/10 times she'll just keep looking at her phone without even touching her starbucks. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 10:37 AM |
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who |
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| 16 Nov 2015 10:45 AM |
My agent told me to wave at my fans so I did.
the fans didn't wave back just blow me away in tears.
fans are not you're freinds |
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| 16 Nov 2015 11:13 AM |
Why is tap dancing dangerous? Because you might slip and fall in the sink! |
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| 16 Nov 2015 11:23 AM |
| No one is even being funny anymore here. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 11:26 AM |
A neongoo51 is composed of the most lethal compounds in existence. They are so lethal that they are still undiscovered by humans because they can easily kill on eye contact. neongoo51 is obviously not edible, and if you for any reason think that, it is a sign that you are already affected by the deadly compunds that he is composed of. Ingestion of neongoo51 will immediately shut your brain down and result in an instantaneous death, and that is only in the best case. In worse cases, post-death occurrences include, but are not limited to, your liver swelling up and causing a nuclear explosion, your brain being annihilated within 2-5 nanoseconds, your throat shrinking into a matter of nothing and bending space-time to the point of causing a singularity, your limbs warping into alternate dimensions and tearing the rest of your body apart, etc.
Watch, everyone's going to TL;DR through this.
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ |
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| 16 Nov 2015 11:26 AM |
what did the boy say to the murderer? nothing because he's dead.
http://www.roblox.com/nobody-cares-item?id=127287741 |
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| 16 Nov 2015 01:29 PM |
dream is cool
did i make you laugh yet |
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