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| 06 Dec 2015 11:40 PM |
I have so much hw that I just can't do and gave up how to fake sick D: |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:40 PM |
drink nail polish
join el or die, then die anyways |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:41 PM |
| The doctor always finds something wrong with you |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:41 PM |
| you're a dog, say you ate your homework |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:41 PM |
force yourself to puke, rub your temple/ear to make your temperature rise
swoosh! |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:41 PM |
go for what has the least observable symptoms
intense migraine/cranial presssure is a good one |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:41 PM |
| shove your finger down your throat and vomit in the toilet and show your parent or legal guardian |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:42 PM |
Clutch your stomach and say to your parents..
"Mom I'm sick and I use the bathroom too often"
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iKeno
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:43 PM |
| well i have easy parents so they would just let me stay home, but i'm not in high school so i don't do that anymore lol. |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:44 PM |
| ikeno flexing the fact that he's a big boy how typical to be honest why don't you just do your big boy things huh? stupid taxes doer |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:47 PM |
| finger in mouth trick then you can RCL all day! |
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entrant
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:48 PM |
| i missed so many days from school idk how i didn't get charged with truancy |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:49 PM |
| i usually defecate into a bowl and rub it all over my body |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:49 PM |
I'm a pro at this. According to my twent- three missing days of school last year. Just stay in bed, don't eat anything, make noises of pain, Ez pz |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:51 PM |
| but what do I do when my mom still sees me in bed when I'm usually getting ready |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:51 PM |
Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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entrant
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:51 PM |
| i was missing 70-85 days of school every year but i always managed to do the school work/home work that was late and not graded. |
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iKeno
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:56 PM |
well i was just posting cause he said something sick, not like it's completely irrelevant, i was just relating to his experience :/
but you can just say i'm acting like something. |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:57 PM |
Fake puke when they aren't around Make noises over the toilet If all fails just do a little dramatic clutching the stomach region and co operate with your parents attempt to solve what the problem is as that shows they believe you |
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| 06 Dec 2015 11:59 PM |
| omg i was joking i dont think you were trying to flex i promise |
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| 07 Dec 2015 12:00 AM |
| Fake being sick is very easy if ur a pro at getting away with stuff then it should work. Put your thermometer in hot water and make ur ears red by messing with them, make your coughs sound real like if ur choking. Make your nose and forehead hot |
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iKeno
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| 07 Dec 2015 12:00 AM |
| well u just sounded mean so i responded :/ |
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