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| 16 Dec 2009 04:39 PM |
| Ooh! *Goes into the time machine, comes out with Elizabethan England clothes* Shakespeare's even better at actually being in the plays than he is at writing them! |
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jack3345
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:40 PM |
| *comes out of time machine holding a zombie head* |
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wiiplay
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:41 PM |
| *Gets in time machine* vweeeem vweeeem *Going 1 inch a second* |
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TectonInd
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:43 PM |
*Goes in and comes out*
I found this splinter of the Cross in a Cathedral :D
Wait...
There are enough pieces of the cross to build 5 arks.
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:44 PM |
| *comes out of time machine Holding a kitten* Egyptians say they have magical powers.... |
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cheese678
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:44 PM |
*comes out with a clone of me*
I went in the future and made a clone of myself. |
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MrN0306
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:46 PM |
*goes in and immedietly comes out* ...wait, how did I get here? Don't tell me someone set the time machine to the current time and place :P |
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TectonInd
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:46 PM |
I'ma try again...
*Goes back in time to ACTUAL time that that guy was hung on the cross thingy*
I got it! AND I GOT WHIPPED BY REAL ROMANS :D *Pulls up shirt to reveal rips* |
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marshalld
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:48 PM |
| *goes in and comes out* YES!!! me andd my crush never broke up anymore *goes in again* and appearently we get married |
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wiiplay
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:50 PM |
| *Pees in time machine circuits* WOOHOO *Lightning trails* THIS IS EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THE DELORIAN AND ITS FIRE TRAILS!!! *Going 1 lightyear a second* o_o *Crashes STRAIGHT into the U.S.S. Enterprise* -_- *Time machine breaks and I am stuck on a spore-shooting flower planet* O_O AAAAHH *Dodges spores and sees spock* Spock: :D *Laughing* Me: -_- *Almost gets hit* AAAAAAHHH!!! *Time machine shortcircuits and brings me 10 minutes into the past* o_o *Sees spock without any emotions* This is getting we-*Sees spock hit by spores* OH, I GET IT! :O *Absorbs spores* 8D IM NOT DOING ANYTHING ANYMOAR I WANNA BE LAZY *Time machine brings me to 10 minutes into the future, or the "future present"* Spock: *Happy* Me: *ZZZZZZZ*-O_O *Wakes up* WHATS THAT SOUND ITS SO ANNOYING GRRRRR *Spores go away from me* 8D IM BACK TO NORMA-*Time machine explodes and spock sees* Spock: o.o You are from another time? I WILL FIX TIME MACHINE *Shocked and time machine goes WITHOUT ME to present* Me: *Facepalm* *Time machine comes back with spock in it* Spock: 8O TIME MACHINE ISH MEEEEEENNN *No emotions* :| Me: *Gets in the exploded time machine and lightning hits it* *Insert epic 2 lightyears a second scene here* *Insert epic lightning all over galaxys here* IM BACK!!! *Time machine shortcircuits and the time circuits are scrambled* >8D WHO WANTS TO GO TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE? |
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Kisaru
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:50 PM |
*Goes in Time Machine* *Comes out with bamboo plate covered with sushi* Ancient Japan. |
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marshalld
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:50 PM |
| (uhhh the people who hung the person on the cross weren.t romans they were before romans and they didnt use whips they used thorns and made him bleed to death sad story) |
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wiiplay
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:55 PM |
| *Time machine takes me to alternate universe where I am a hardcore gamer* >8D YESH!!! *Steals game and goes back to normal universe* |
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wiiplay
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| 16 Dec 2009 04:59 PM |
| *Goes back in time and adopts baby and names it wiiplay* o_o Wait... UH OH IM MY OWN FATHER *Pees on time machine and it goes to universe where all water is pee and all pee is water* 8D *Drinks what I think is water in their universe* Guy: LOL YOU WERE DRINKING PEE!!! Me: *Drinks "water"* eww this tastes like pee *Goes to normal universe* *Barfs* *Spock comes in time machine* Spock: OHAI *Goes to future again* |
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:00 PM |
| * walks into time portal and is chased out 2 seconds afterwards by STAR FAWKZ * |
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paladir
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:02 PM |
| *comes out of the time machine with a copper axe, a bow, and flint arrows* I was in 5000 BC! |
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Eevee254
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:06 PM |
| *Goes in and comes out with Blaze the Cat* I went to the day scientists listen to my demands. |
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paladir
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:09 PM |
| *goes into time machine and comes out as ruler of the earth* I went back to 10,000 BC and altered history so now I rule the earth, thank you, cavemen (now the planet only has one massive city.) |
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:51 PM |
| ... * goes back in time and smites all cavemen * |
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sunboy128
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:53 PM |
*jumps into time machien*
*the world changes into a horrible waste land*
*comes out*
I opend pandoras box :3 |
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windgecko
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:54 PM |
*goes back in time 15 years* I'M MY OWN FATHER?!
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I hate when that happens. |
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| 16 Dec 2009 05:54 PM |
| *hijacks time machine, and comes out with a muscular pig* Universe where religion never existed. |
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