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Re: The Evil Overlord's Handbook

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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
Joined: 19 Mar 2009
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23 Nov 2009 09:32 AM
Just post items here that may be useful to an Evil Overlord. No need to number them. Just post as many as you want, and try not to repeat any.


Always carry two loaded weapons with you.

Use your escape pod as soon as the hero(s) and their army break into your base, rather than waiting until they enter your inner sanctum.
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qwertyalex11 is not online. qwertyalex11
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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23 Nov 2009 09:35 AM
allways carry a nuke launch button on u
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Kyundi is not online. Kyundi
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23 Nov 2009 09:36 AM
Always rule with an Iron Fist.

Always carry a squadron of fighters with you.
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Tokarief is not online. Tokarief
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
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23 Nov 2009 09:37 AM
Clear all chandeliers in your main hall. Swinging heroes are annoying.
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Kyundi is not online. Kyundi
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23 Nov 2009 09:40 AM
@Tokarief: Indeed.
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BuilderGuy12 is not online. BuilderGuy12
Joined: 12 Jan 2008
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23 Nov 2009 09:42 AM
Always hire Third Reich scientists
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
Joined: 19 Mar 2009
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23 Nov 2009 09:43 AM
If you capture the hero(s) fighter ship, load it with explosives, just in case they do escape, you can still destroy them.

If you have to use an LED countdown display for your doomsday weapon, make sure it is immune to quantum anomalies. Nothing is worse than watching it tick down, then turning your back for a couple minutes, and only see it has gone down a few seconds.

Make sure all your gun turrets can not rotate to face each other, or fire inside your base.
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fleskhjertafan97 is not online. fleskhjertafan97
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
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23 Nov 2009 09:46 AM
make sure your stretched and ready and have all of your dangorous lazors ready to fire!
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
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23 Nov 2009 09:49 AM
Be an equal oppurtunity employer. It helps PR.

Hire some dea people. It helps PR, and plus, all you have to do is turn your back to them when you talk about top secret stuff to your trusted lieutenants, instead of having them leave the room.

Remember which wire on your killer bomb is the one to be cut in case of a malfunction, and color all the wires red.
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BuilderGuy12 is not online. BuilderGuy12
Joined: 12 Jan 2008
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23 Nov 2009 09:51 AM
Remember to not pump yourself full of whatever virus you made which creates people mad people

(Poor Joker.)
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Tokarief is not online. Tokarief
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23 Nov 2009 09:51 AM
Don't kill Hero's master, father etc. Just give them plum job.
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Jandroy is not online. Jandroy
Joined: 01 May 2008
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23 Nov 2009 09:52 AM
Dr.Robotnik:ALWAYS HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!!
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fleskhjertafan97 is not online. fleskhjertafan97
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23 Nov 2009 09:52 AM
remember to always make a backup underground base incase the hero should blow up your original one and keep plenty of shampoo on hand for that
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
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23 Nov 2009 09:54 AM
Do not procrastinate the ritual that will make you immortal.

Keep a mental list of your strengths and weaknesses, so you do not yell out,"NO!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!", when your plan fails, which is usually followed by death.

Have a 5 year-old as one of your advisors. It's creativity may help you come up with passcodes that are not easily discovered, among other things.

Have flourescent light bulbs throughout your base/fortress. It destroys the sinisterness, but it makes patrols much more effective.
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Tokarief is not online. Tokarief
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23 Nov 2009 09:57 AM
If new king will be born, don't send a hunter at him, just come to him and KILL BY HIMSELF!
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
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23 Nov 2009 10:00 AM
Have people dressed as outlanders and have funny accents regularly go to a spot, and announce that they will kill you. That way, if a hero does come, the populace will dismiss them.

Never fight like a man. Always fight like an evil overlord.

Train your Legions of Terror in the use of standard weapons, and keep some in your base, so in case their energy-weapons fail, they can still fight on.
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Tokarief is not online. Tokarief
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23 Nov 2009 10:05 AM
Wear some colour clothes to confuse your enemies.
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
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23 Nov 2009 10:10 AM
Never leave the power point presentation you used to teach the 5 year-old advisor around, and label it Project Overlord.

Rather than have no heirs, have many! Your sons will be fighting for power, and your daughters will all be trying to win the hero's heart.

Give every crone in the land who can prophesize face-lifts, and plastic surgery, there by destroying their reputation.

If you have the hero strapped to a table, with a laser heading to cut them in half, never leave him/her unattended, and if you can, get some information.
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Tokarief is not online. Tokarief
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23 Nov 2009 10:12 AM
Never, never, never, never, NEVER say your evil plan to Hero, even if he will be strapped above lake with piranhas/pool of acid/dragon's jaw.
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
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23 Nov 2009 10:16 AM
Have all your Legions of Terror's uniforms custom tailored, so that if a Hero kills a troop, and steals the uniform, they will look so obvious that your guards will instantly know it is an imposter.

Have your dungeon regularly exorcised. Ghosts give a sinister impression, but they can be used to carry messges.

Never have members of the Rebellion in the same cell block, let alone cell.

Post mark your date of the completion of your superweapon by 3 days.

Have a false map of your fortress given to travelers to give to hermits hiden across the land.
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Tokarief is not online. Tokarief
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23 Nov 2009 10:17 AM
If you will catch Hero, put him in cell without guards, windows (not Windows XP, lol), food and drink.
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fleskhjertafan97 is not online. fleskhjertafan97
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23 Nov 2009 10:18 AM
remember to try and save money for all the things you use although it may not be as evil consider recycling for parts and shopping at discount stores that way you have more money for future projects
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MegamanZero79 is not online. MegamanZero79
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23 Nov 2009 10:20 AM
Have your supercomputors use a completely new operating system, immune to hacks from the standard Mac or Windows.

Have false control panels for every system, critical or not, and have backup systems.

Keep a fire extinguisher in every room, 3 in critical rooms.
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Robinmon is not online. Robinmon
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23 Nov 2009 10:20 AM
always wear clean underwear,just incase the hero does win and then gives you a wegie.

don't count down your doomsday device, just count 3,2,1,0.
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gamer325 is not online. gamer325
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23 Nov 2009 10:23 AM
Have a laser gun in your pocket at all times.
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